soybean
@soybeanaloe.bsky.social
한/eng/esp ok
any pronouns ok. if you’re not sure on what to use, they/them is fine.
any pronouns ok. if you’re not sure on what to use, they/them is fine.
only in here will you get my roommates bringing in a life-sized cardboard cutout of han sooyoung
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
only in here will you get my roommates bringing in a life-sized cardboard cutout of han sooyoung
P sure it was a storm we flew through. But I’m still alive and actually arrived an hour earlier than scheduled so all’s well that ends well ig
July 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
P sure it was a storm we flew through. But I’m still alive and actually arrived an hour earlier than scheduled so all’s well that ends well ig
Sacred af in that moment. Did not even think of closing my eyes until all the turbulence stopped.
July 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sacred af in that moment. Did not even think of closing my eyes until all the turbulence stopped.
Me being a responsible person buckled up and tried to go to sleep but the plane started shaking like crazy. First thought was that it felt like an amusement park ride. Second thought was that plane rides are not supposed to feel like amusement park rides.
July 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Me being a responsible person buckled up and tried to go to sleep but the plane started shaking like crazy. First thought was that it felt like an amusement park ride. Second thought was that plane rides are not supposed to feel like amusement park rides.
Was on a red eye and was woken up by a pilot announcement saying fasten your seatbelts. Thought I slept through the entirety of the flight but nope still had 5 hours to go and was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
July 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Was on a red eye and was woken up by a pilot announcement saying fasten your seatbelts. Thought I slept through the entirety of the flight but nope still had 5 hours to go and was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Just had the scariest flight of my life
July 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just had the scariest flight of my life
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"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
July 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
I am like 10 mins into watching kpdh and zoey holds my soul. I am Projecting onto her like. My diasporic ass has grabbed onto her and I am not letting go.
July 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I am like 10 mins into watching kpdh and zoey holds my soul. I am Projecting onto her like. My diasporic ass has grabbed onto her and I am not letting go.
cannot stop laughing at this i’m stifling my laughter at 2am your cat just looks So.
July 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
cannot stop laughing at this i’m stifling my laughter at 2am your cat just looks So.
It’s almost 3am and I’m fucking losing it over a train ad skdhfjgjdkdkfjbbektthjekekfhthrk
June 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It’s almost 3am and I’m fucking losing it over a train ad skdhfjgjdkdkfjbbektthjekekfhthrk
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I wish the USA had respected Jimmy Carter more than they had. He was an amazing man. He was probably the most honest president we have ever had.
June 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I wish the USA had respected Jimmy Carter more than they had. He was an amazing man. He was probably the most honest president we have ever had.
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This is worth 3 minutes of your time. No one wants to eat at a restaurant that only serves bland chicken. (It’s not about chicken, or restaurants, tho)
June 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is worth 3 minutes of your time. No one wants to eat at a restaurant that only serves bland chicken. (It’s not about chicken, or restaurants, tho)
This is such a goated concept omg
April 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
This is such a goated concept omg
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Today was a win. Abrego Garcia is alive and Van Hollen stepped up. Soak it up. Wins are possible. Let it recharge your hope tank before the next thing.
April 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Today was a win. Abrego Garcia is alive and Van Hollen stepped up. Soak it up. Wins are possible. Let it recharge your hope tank before the next thing.
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where my cowbirds at?
April 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
where my cowbirds at?
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Calls political opponents juvenile names
Brags about crowd sizes
Marginalizes unsupportive media
No real success in the private sector
Sells merch to supporters
Wants to cancel public broadcasting
Exaggerates accomplishments
Supports people who occupy nation's capital
Detests social safety nets
Brags about crowd sizes
Marginalizes unsupportive media
No real success in the private sector
Sells merch to supporters
Wants to cancel public broadcasting
Exaggerates accomplishments
Supports people who occupy nation's capital
Detests social safety nets
April 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Calls political opponents juvenile names
Brags about crowd sizes
Marginalizes unsupportive media
No real success in the private sector
Sells merch to supporters
Wants to cancel public broadcasting
Exaggerates accomplishments
Supports people who occupy nation's capital
Detests social safety nets
Brags about crowd sizes
Marginalizes unsupportive media
No real success in the private sector
Sells merch to supporters
Wants to cancel public broadcasting
Exaggerates accomplishments
Supports people who occupy nation's capital
Detests social safety nets
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Beware of those medieval women wielding giant swords
April 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Beware of those medieval women wielding giant swords
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My body is a temple.
My mind is a strip club.
My soul is a crime scene.
My love life is solitary confinement.
My social life is a mosh pit.
I could do this all day.
My mind is a strip club.
My soul is a crime scene.
My love life is solitary confinement.
My social life is a mosh pit.
I could do this all day.
April 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My body is a temple.
My mind is a strip club.
My soul is a crime scene.
My love life is solitary confinement.
My social life is a mosh pit.
I could do this all day.
My mind is a strip club.
My soul is a crime scene.
My love life is solitary confinement.
My social life is a mosh pit.
I could do this all day.
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fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
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April 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM