@souridealist.bsky.social
whoa-oa, all I want to know is are you kind?
me: I will buy the nice chapstick, an extra dollar or two is worth it for something that feels nice
the nice chapstick, the second my back is turned: DEPARTS THIS MATERIAL PLANE
the nice chapstick, the second my back is turned: DEPARTS THIS MATERIAL PLANE
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
me: I will buy the nice chapstick, an extra dollar or two is worth it for something that feels nice
the nice chapstick, the second my back is turned: DEPARTS THIS MATERIAL PLANE
the nice chapstick, the second my back is turned: DEPARTS THIS MATERIAL PLANE
there is not a lot I like about this job but the Ukrainian grandma who works the front end popping into the break room just long enough to be like "I THINK THIS WOMAN SHOULD DIVORCE" about today's Customers Acting Up truly is a bright spot in the day
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
there is not a lot I like about this job but the Ukrainian grandma who works the front end popping into the break room just long enough to be like "I THINK THIS WOMAN SHOULD DIVORCE" about today's Customers Acting Up truly is a bright spot in the day
I love other people's circuses
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I love other people's circuses
I should go to BED but working for a bully has really shed a light on all the terrible useless advice that adults give to kids about bullying, and that light is: oh. They do that because between adults it DOES work that way.
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I should go to BED but working for a bully has really shed a light on all the terrible useless advice that adults give to kids about bullying, and that light is: oh. They do that because between adults it DOES work that way.
I'm always surprised to realize how little I actually post over here lately. I'm on here p much daily! But most of what I do lately is read comics, play house flipper, and ill-wish my boss, and I've been doing my comicsposting on Tumblr
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm always surprised to realize how little I actually post over here lately. I'm on here p much daily! But most of what I do lately is read comics, play house flipper, and ill-wish my boss, and I've been doing my comicsposting on Tumblr
okay you can't make The Character dense in service of the whump. that ruins the fun.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
okay you can't make The Character dense in service of the whump. that ruins the fun.
I am hitting it OFF with the Jim Butcher haters on Tumblr this week.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I am hitting it OFF with the Jim Butcher haters on Tumblr this week.
Today Avery bet on pain of NERFgunning that she could explain "the entire FNAF story in eight minutes or less"
it took her over twice that and I don't think anything has been what one would call explained
it took her over twice that and I don't think anything has been what one would call explained
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Today Avery bet on pain of NERFgunning that she could explain "the entire FNAF story in eight minutes or less"
it took her over twice that and I don't think anything has been what one would call explained
it took her over twice that and I don't think anything has been what one would call explained
Reposted
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Reposted
@failedawillsave.bsky.social I see you retweeting furry porn on lunch break
October 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@failedawillsave.bsky.social I see you retweeting furry porn on lunch break
For someone who doesn't listen to a lot of either, I sure do think a lot about that post that called the McElroys "millenial Car Talk"
October 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
For someone who doesn't listen to a lot of either, I sure do think a lot about that post that called the McElroys "millenial Car Talk"
do you think the friday the 13th movies exist in the DC universe
bc if I was a guy named Jason who came back from the dead and ran around in a helmet, I don't know that I'd like those movies very much
or at least I would get Very Tired About It
bc if I was a guy named Jason who came back from the dead and ran around in a helmet, I don't know that I'd like those movies very much
or at least I would get Very Tired About It
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
do you think the friday the 13th movies exist in the DC universe
bc if I was a guy named Jason who came back from the dead and ran around in a helmet, I don't know that I'd like those movies very much
or at least I would get Very Tired About It
bc if I was a guy named Jason who came back from the dead and ran around in a helmet, I don't know that I'd like those movies very much
or at least I would get Very Tired About It
vienna teng complimented my outfit AND my name ;;
and I got to tell her a little bit of what her music has meant to me, and it was SUCH an incredible show, and. yeah. a really good night.
and I got to tell her a little bit of what her music has meant to me, and it was SUCH an incredible show, and. yeah. a really good night.
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
vienna teng complimented my outfit AND my name ;;
and I got to tell her a little bit of what her music has meant to me, and it was SUCH an incredible show, and. yeah. a really good night.
and I got to tell her a little bit of what her music has meant to me, and it was SUCH an incredible show, and. yeah. a really good night.
as I get older I can appreciate Dickens's prose more but I still think the man approaches a point like he's afraid it will startle and run away
October 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
as I get older I can appreciate Dickens's prose more but I still think the man approaches a point like he's afraid it will startle and run away
Random take sequitor of the day but I think calling the enclaves in Naomi Novik's Scholomance an allegory for IRL privilege is like saying guys on flying carpets who you can flag down in the street and pay a fare to take you to your destination are an allegory for taxis.
October 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Random take sequitor of the day but I think calling the enclaves in Naomi Novik's Scholomance an allegory for IRL privilege is like saying guys on flying carpets who you can flag down in the street and pay a fare to take you to your destination are an allegory for taxis.
anyone got a recipe that uses a fuckton of cocoa powder and not eggs?
October 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
anyone got a recipe that uses a fuckton of cocoa powder and not eggs?
and some high rolls on the sex table, for
- thigh territory
- belts
- supposedly sexy indentured servitude🤬
- business formal (okay, nice there)
- monogamy is not invented (ok that's gonna be interesting with the catholics and puritans?)
- aaaand option 6, MILFs And/Or Lolis
- thigh territory
- belts
- supposedly sexy indentured servitude🤬
- business formal (okay, nice there)
- monogamy is not invented (ok that's gonna be interesting with the catholics and puritans?)
- aaaand option 6, MILFs And/Or Lolis
October 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
and some high rolls on the sex table, for
- thigh territory
- belts
- supposedly sexy indentured servitude🤬
- business formal (okay, nice there)
- monogamy is not invented (ok that's gonna be interesting with the catholics and puritans?)
- aaaand option 6, MILFs And/Or Lolis
- thigh territory
- belts
- supposedly sexy indentured servitude🤬
- business formal (okay, nice there)
- monogamy is not invented (ok that's gonna be interesting with the catholics and puritans?)
- aaaand option 6, MILFs And/Or Lolis
I've got:
- puritan weirdos with contradictory outfits
- sky pirates
- inexplicable USD
- incredibly oppressive adventurer's guild
- all powerful society of pharmacologists (nice)
- scantily clad demons
aaand for the finisher, discount nun catholicism
- puritan weirdos with contradictory outfits
- sky pirates
- inexplicable USD
- incredibly oppressive adventurer's guild
- all powerful society of pharmacologists (nice)
- scantily clad demons
aaand for the finisher, discount nun catholicism
I Was Reborn Into Another Randomly Generated World?
October 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I've got:
- puritan weirdos with contradictory outfits
- sky pirates
- inexplicable USD
- incredibly oppressive adventurer's guild
- all powerful society of pharmacologists (nice)
- scantily clad demons
aaand for the finisher, discount nun catholicism
- puritan weirdos with contradictory outfits
- sky pirates
- inexplicable USD
- incredibly oppressive adventurer's guild
- all powerful society of pharmacologists (nice)
- scantily clad demons
aaand for the finisher, discount nun catholicism
someone MUST have done a borrowers-inspired basebuilding / exploration / resource-gathering sim game. surely. surely??
October 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
someone MUST have done a borrowers-inspired basebuilding / exploration / resource-gathering sim game. surely. surely??
re zero is fun because it looks like a prettily animated type one and then there's a panel 3 that says "UPDATE: the slave catgirls killed me in my sleep for obvious reasons, as is their right"
(there aren't actual slaves, Subaru is In Need Of A Character Arc but he's never THAT bad)
(there aren't actual slaves, Subaru is In Need Of A Character Arc but he's never THAT bad)
![Four frames comic about two types of Isekai I found and read lately. The first frame shows a young man with a sword. He says: "My name is Josh Itcantbehelped and I used to be a loser before a car crash brought me to a world where I am a god and half the population is made of SLAVE CATGIRLS". The second frame shows him crying and clenching his fist, with many a cat behind him, wearing bikinis. He says "To make it here I guess I have no choice but to own as many catgirls as I can...how tragic...". The third frame shows another character from another type of Isekai. She's a woman with a fluffy dress. She says "My name is Elise Robespierre and after being hit by a truck of terminal cancer I am now in my favorite 900 pages novel. With many a hot man.". The fourth frame shows her giving a board presentation to citizens, with graphs and pictures of plants on it. She says: "Hello citizens. This is my plan to modernize the agricultural system and prevent any further plague by creating medicine [...] taxes which ..." the text becomes unreadable as she keeps talking to her captive audience.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h7mwv6f6sh6clwvc4ah46lp6/bafkreifkd3fek4oeyjtbo7ewtkahjxcpqw3mnbzcotaqlnyw22jsxsd5fe@jpeg)
September 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
re zero is fun because it looks like a prettily animated type one and then there's a panel 3 that says "UPDATE: the slave catgirls killed me in my sleep for obvious reasons, as is their right"
(there aren't actual slaves, Subaru is In Need Of A Character Arc but he's never THAT bad)
(there aren't actual slaves, Subaru is In Need Of A Character Arc but he's never THAT bad)
"the Tallgeese is a Gundam in the same way you don't put a tomato in a fruit salad" <-- a sentence which simultaneously expresses exactly what I meant, arguably makes no sense at all, and has made dozens of a very specific type of guy twitch like I just walked over their grave
September 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"the Tallgeese is a Gundam in the same way you don't put a tomato in a fruit salad" <-- a sentence which simultaneously expresses exactly what I meant, arguably makes no sense at all, and has made dozens of a very specific type of guy twitch like I just walked over their grave
keeping my wife on her toes
September 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
keeping my wife on her toes
sorry, being informed that martin luther of the 99 theses claimed to fart at the devil to drive him off
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
sorry, being informed that martin luther of the 99 theses claimed to fart at the devil to drive him off
would love if "I want to complain about a deeply unpleasant experience without accidentally aligning myself with political beliefs that are repugnant to me" were not a recurring problem. let me bitch about things......
September 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
would love if "I want to complain about a deeply unpleasant experience without accidentally aligning myself with political beliefs that are repugnant to me" were not a recurring problem. let me bitch about things......