@souridealist.bsky.social
whoa-oa, all I want to know is are you kind?
"Can I confirm your address?"
"It looks like your insurance [some bullshit]."
"It looks like your insurance [some bullshit]."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Tell me more about that."
and
"Let's dig into that. How did you feel? Why did it matter to you?"
(I am not a therapist.)
"Tell me more about that."
and
"Let's dig into that. How did you feel? Why did it matter to you?"
(I am not a therapist.)
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Good morning, NAME OF COMPANY, how may I direct your call?"
(in email)
"You have received a package from X via Y. It will be in the Copy/Print room. Thank you."
"Good morning, NAME OF COMPANY, how may I direct your call?"
(in email)
"You have received a package from X via Y. It will be in the Copy/Print room. Thank you."
February 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
"Can I confirm your address?"
"It looks like your insurance [some bullshit]."
"It looks like your insurance [some bullshit]."
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
My great-grandmother through the maternal line was Irish; she told her mother she was going to find work in London and called home from NYC.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
My great-grandmother through the maternal line was Irish; she told her mother she was going to find work in London and called home from NYC.
me in the restaurant: I can have another cocktail, I'm not really feeling the first and it's a special occasion
me standing up: Oh My
me standing up: Oh My
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
me in the restaurant: I can have another cocktail, I'm not really feeling the first and it's a special occasion
me standing up: Oh My
me standing up: Oh My
orson scott card was the first real disappointment and still a rough one. and there's a few bill cosby routines that still try to pop up in my turns of phrase.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
orson scott card was the first real disappointment and still a rough one. and there's a few bill cosby routines that still try to pop up in my turns of phrase.
Uhhhhhh run that by me again
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Uhhhhhh run that by me again
my wake up dead man review is "I know lighting directors who use subtext and they're all cowards; 5/5 stars."
January 26, 2026 at 3:42 AM
my wake up dead man review is "I know lighting directors who use subtext and they're all cowards; 5/5 stars."
so the apothecary diaries is kind of house md meets ouran high school host club but the whole thing is in an imperial harem huh
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
so the apothecary diaries is kind of house md meets ouran high school host club but the whole thing is in an imperial harem huh
what if I fuck around and become kind of a courtney love stan
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 AM
what if I fuck around and become kind of a courtney love stan
we're playing honey heist. my bear is named Linen and I have lobbied indignantly to be allowed to have a little messenger bag
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
we're playing honey heist. my bear is named Linen and I have lobbied indignantly to be allowed to have a little messenger bag
me: I shall write a fic about this very specific convergence of events in Batman comics
me: this other character was running around at that point, I'll put her in!
me: oh we're having a conversation about grief and fathers now. that was NOT on the outline but go off I guess???
me: this other character was running around at that point, I'll put her in!
me: oh we're having a conversation about grief and fathers now. that was NOT on the outline but go off I guess???
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
me: I shall write a fic about this very specific convergence of events in Batman comics
me: this other character was running around at that point, I'll put her in!
me: oh we're having a conversation about grief and fathers now. that was NOT on the outline but go off I guess???
me: this other character was running around at that point, I'll put her in!
me: oh we're having a conversation about grief and fathers now. that was NOT on the outline but go off I guess???
her making a fanvid sounds like this also
specifically she is doing Dr. Doofenschmirtz shit to this ham
my wife is doing mad scientist shit to a ham
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
her making a fanvid sounds like this also
✨️Your doctor is not actually able to reliably check whether something is covered by your insurance! Be aware! ✨️
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
✨️Your doctor is not actually able to reliably check whether something is covered by your insurance! Be aware! ✨️
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Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
okay. okayokayokay. if you're GOING to go full in on 100% antagonist villain Red Hood. if you're gonna.
the soundtrack for that is First We Take Manhatten
the soundtrack for that is First We Take Manhatten
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
okay. okayokayokay. if you're GOING to go full in on 100% antagonist villain Red Hood. if you're gonna.
the soundtrack for that is First We Take Manhatten
the soundtrack for that is First We Take Manhatten
I follow multiple people on Tumblr who fucking hate DC author Tom King and have another friend eagerly recommending me various DC comics especially one by Tom Taylor
and this would be entirely unremarkable if I were capable of distinguishing between men named Tom
HOWEVER,
and this would be entirely unremarkable if I were capable of distinguishing between men named Tom
HOWEVER,
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I follow multiple people on Tumblr who fucking hate DC author Tom King and have another friend eagerly recommending me various DC comics especially one by Tom Taylor
and this would be entirely unremarkable if I were capable of distinguishing between men named Tom
HOWEVER,
and this would be entirely unremarkable if I were capable of distinguishing between men named Tom
HOWEVER,
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why does my cat so dearly love to lie on a currently unused air conditioning unit
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
why does my cat so dearly love to lie on a currently unused air conditioning unit
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Sativa loves to play with q-tips (she steals them right out of the box) and it is so so so important that you see how she carries them around, like a little cigarette
March 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sativa loves to play with q-tips (she steals them right out of the box) and it is so so so important that you see how she carries them around, like a little cigarette
specifically she is doing Dr. Doofenschmirtz shit to this ham
my wife is doing mad scientist shit to a ham
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
specifically she is doing Dr. Doofenschmirtz shit to this ham
my wife is doing mad scientist shit to a ham
December 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
my wife is doing mad scientist shit to a ham
my mother in law is a lovely and generous woman but she is also off her nut. christmas stockings included an entire bottle of shampoo and a wheel of cheese.
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
my mother in law is a lovely and generous woman but she is also off her nut. christmas stockings included an entire bottle of shampoo and a wheel of cheese.
the thing is that
1. there is of course a lot of cooking and cleaning to do for Christmas
2. Avery and I have both worked retail and thus despise 99.9% of Christmas music
3. both of us like our "lock in and get shit done" music, uh, intense
1. there is of course a lot of cooking and cleaning to do for Christmas
2. Avery and I have both worked retail and thus despise 99.9% of Christmas music
3. both of us like our "lock in and get shit done" music, uh, intense
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the thing is that
1. there is of course a lot of cooking and cleaning to do for Christmas
2. Avery and I have both worked retail and thus despise 99.9% of Christmas music
3. both of us like our "lock in and get shit done" music, uh, intense
1. there is of course a lot of cooking and cleaning to do for Christmas
2. Avery and I have both worked retail and thus despise 99.9% of Christmas music
3. both of us like our "lock in and get shit done" music, uh, intense
dear comics fandom can we like. put fucking ISBNs on things. wiki articles at least. yes it's ridiculous this is needed but it IS so PLEASE
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
dear comics fandom can we like. put fucking ISBNs on things. wiki articles at least. yes it's ridiculous this is needed but it IS so PLEASE
Context: so I don't always notice when I'm taking the last item out of a box
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Context: so I don't always notice when I'm taking the last item out of a box