Matthew
@sosayweall7.bsky.social
Jesus rides beside me
He never buys any smokes
He never buys any smokes
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Matthew
@sosayweall7.bsky.social
· Aug 6
One time I tried to make a wish in a fountain, and my coin bounced back out. I tried a couple of more times. Same result. The fountain was right.
This has lived rent free in my head for about 30 years.
Remember, you can get help if you have a cotton swab problem. There are people who care.
youtu.be/TLwHDteSCkM?...
Remember, you can get help if you have a cotton swab problem. There are people who care.
youtu.be/TLwHDteSCkM?...
MADtv - Cotton Swabs
YouTube video by Broderick813
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February 8, 2026 at 8:57 AM
This has lived rent free in my head for about 30 years.
Remember, you can get help if you have a cotton swab problem. There are people who care.
youtu.be/TLwHDteSCkM?...
Remember, you can get help if you have a cotton swab problem. There are people who care.
youtu.be/TLwHDteSCkM?...
Why don't the replays have the medal ceremony?
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Why don't the replays have the medal ceremony?
Faith and family.
1998 Warped Tour. Up next, an act we've never heard of named Kid Rock. Does a song called "Put My Balls in Your Mouth." Immediately after, my friend yells "I'll put MY balls in YOUR mouth."
Kid Rock makes eye contact.
It's been a gift to recall this everytime Kid Rock is mentioned for 27 years.
Kid Rock makes eye contact.
It's been a gift to recall this everytime Kid Rock is mentioned for 27 years.
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Faith and family.
The "Epstein Class" rhetoric is dangerous, because they'll probably separate rich people into categories and still favor the "good" rich people at the expense of the common people.
February 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The "Epstein Class" rhetoric is dangerous, because they'll probably separate rich people into categories and still favor the "good" rich people at the expense of the common people.
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Should've stayed in St Kilda.
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Should've stayed in St Kilda.
This is how we achieve peace, love, and understanding.
This is how bands should look. All the members following their own style, but coming together.
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This is how we achieve peace, love, and understanding.
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damn those Italians sure can skate
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
damn those Italians sure can skate
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I wish I was only coming from place of Resentful Saint Paul Guy, but people on the ground throughout the state of Minnesota need reliable and accurate information to make life-or-death decisions right now. Creating the impression that only *one* city is under siege is actively dangerous.
February 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I wish I was only coming from place of Resentful Saint Paul Guy, but people on the ground throughout the state of Minnesota need reliable and accurate information to make life-or-death decisions right now. Creating the impression that only *one* city is under siege is actively dangerous.
The live scoring makes the figure skating way less suspenseful.
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The live scoring makes the figure skating way less suspenseful.
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Winter Olympics > Summer Olympics.
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Winter Olympics > Summer Olympics.
The bots are out in full force today.
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The bots are out in full force today.
If you see this, post a character that starts with W
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with W
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do you think sports betting turning into a massively advertised scourge and expanding dramatically and ruining the lives of people it would never have touched ten years ago will finally make the "prohibition doesn't work" people admit they were wrong, or
February 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
do you think sports betting turning into a massively advertised scourge and expanding dramatically and ruining the lives of people it would never have touched ten years ago will finally make the "prohibition doesn't work" people admit they were wrong, or
Having a split screen during the opening ceremonies, to the detriment of teams other than Team USA is an insult to the international coming together. Cutting to commercial is an insult. Let all the countries have a full screen, full screen time. You can interview and talk about Americans later.
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Having a split screen during the opening ceremonies, to the detriment of teams other than Team USA is an insult to the international coming together. Cutting to commercial is an insult. Let all the countries have a full screen, full screen time. You can interview and talk about Americans later.
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The Obamas showed us how to drone-strike weddings and separate migrant families with purpose, poise and elegance. Drumpf is stinky
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 AM
The Obamas showed us how to drone-strike weddings and separate migrant families with purpose, poise and elegance. Drumpf is stinky
Winter Olympics > Summer Olympics.
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Winter Olympics > Summer Olympics.
Kid Rock is the Snoop Dogg of demolition derbies.
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Kid Rock is the Snoop Dogg of demolition derbies.
I honestly don't understand the Bad Bunny hate. One of the best Tiny Desk concerts I've seen. How can you hate this guy?
youtu.be/ouuPSxE1hK4?...
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Bad Bunny: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I honestly don't understand the Bad Bunny hate. One of the best Tiny Desk concerts I've seen. How can you hate this guy?
youtu.be/ouuPSxE1hK4?...
youtu.be/ouuPSxE1hK4?...
Shihad should release one more album...
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Shihad should release one more album...
Full service gas stations should totally become a thing again.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Full service gas stations should totally become a thing again.