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I’m just some dumb asshole who works in cancer research from Rochester, NY

My old account got nuked RIP

• rip bills
• Roll Tide
• rip blue jays
• Fund Cancer Research
• Free Palestine
• Nazi Lives Don’t Matter
• Free Link
• Garbage plates fuckin’ rule
Pinned
OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA
Watching pepa pig with my kid and what the fuck they’re at the zoo.

Dawg is this a prison? There are implications here that I don’t like
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Here’s the link to go get your $20 credit for YouTubeTV if you haven’t dropped the platform yet.

We are not Disney or YouTubeTV, and yelling at us about it won’t do anything, but if it’ll make you feel better, engagement is the life blood of the internet.
Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it.

This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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ACARS Message From: N232JQ / YX5666

Message: SO ITS ANOTHER FUN AND LAGUARDIOUS DAY. ALONG WITH THE POTABLE MAY WE ALSO HAVE ALL THE FUEL THAT FITS PLEASE THX

Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N232JQ

Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA

#acars #vdlm2 #N232JQ #YX5666
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m a big dumb idiot. So I need help here.

1. Senate democrats cave.
2. Despite caving the senate bill in order to become law will have to go through the usual relevant committees and vote by the house
3. Then it goes to Trump for signature

Do I got it?
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Man, fuck the senate wtf
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nobody hates their fellow Americans more than senate dems
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I remember when the bills were good
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bills are dog shit

Patriots are good

Fuck football. I hate this fucking sport. Put a gun in my mouth now
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can’t lose to the chiefs in the playoffs if you don’t go to the playoffs
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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like the ERA and the un declaration of rights of the child are equally ridiculous to conservatives because property doesn’t have rights
March 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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The 112th Grey Cup matchup has been SET! The Montreal Alouettes and Saskatchewan Roughriders will meet on the CFL’s biggest stage for the first time since 2010. 👀🔥
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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🫡
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My daughter is 2 year old today :)
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
#BREAKING: The Trump administration is asking #SCOTUS for an immediate “administrative” stay of a Rhode Island district judge’s order that is otherwise requiring it to resume the distribution of SNAP benefits from other funding sources no later than the end of today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
RIP
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Man, fuck health insurance
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM