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Iowan living in Germany #Eisern
At the bottom of a well. Living with OCD.
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Look who just endorsed the January 23 Minnesota-wide shutdown to protest the federal assault! “No work, no school, no shopping.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Why the ABSOLUTE SHITTY FUCK WOULD YOU WANT BLACK BODIES IN HARMS WAY YOU DELUSIONAL DAFFODIL! YOUR DAMN KIDS SHOOT UP SCHOOLS GO FUCKING ASK THEM DUMBASS! I swear white women had our communities burned to the ground for somebody looking at their pasty asses and this is what is left? FUCK
We need to invite the Black Panthers to come to our communities and teach us how to use guns and methods of protesting. They have been doing it for years and have the experience. This is the first time in my life that I am thinking about getting a gun now that it is obvious the Govt is the enemy.
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 AM
ITS HAPPENING
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 21, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.

www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
January 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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I think people underestimate how big this is. Like a city-wide strike is not something that has happened in the US for nearly 100 years
there are a bunch of big names on this list, including multiple beard award winners, and some places i never would have guessed in a hundred years (the malt shop?!) and i'm genuinely floored and delighted to see so many participants

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List of Minnesota businesses closing for Jan. 23 anti-ICE strike
First announced by faith leaders and unions on Jan. 13, Minnesota businesses have begun announcing plans to join the action.
bringmethenews.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Isaiah Blackwell used his body as a shield in guiding Jake Lang away from counterprotesters before two Black women were his unexpected getaway drivers.

Former Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak said, “Lang saw that Black man as less than him. The Black man saw Lang as a human being.”
The Black man and women who rescued right-wing influencer Jake Lang from protesters in Minneapolis
Isaiah Blackwell used his body as a shield in guiding Lang away from counterprotesters before two Black women were his unexpected getaway drivers.
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Just a reminder that for every funny pee post, there is one like this because the entire piss community is ran by a mini cabal of grifters who should be in prison
January 20, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Since I know that this is something that white people love to do to Black people I know yall are responsible for irking the Greenlanders with this dumb shit too.

STOP APOLOGIZING AND DO THE RIGHT THING!!! Your apologies don’t mean jack shit and yes I’m talking about all of you.
Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 8:25 PM
These are fighting words.
17. Rice Krispies are among the bottom 5 cereals that should have become synonymous with "treats"...No one has ever truly gotten excited to eat one, and 100 different cereals would have been better used in its place
January 20, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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man, fuck cancer and fuck this bullshit administration for cutting research funding AUGH
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I bowled a 106 at my team event tonight after not having bowled for over 6 years. Im pretty proud of myself.
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Recall that *our* part of the "we" is only about 14% of the population, and "we" overwhelmingly voted against this administration. *EVERY* other recorded demographic was close to being evenly split. No one even comes CLOSE to being as against this admin.

Source: www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I've been writing my congress members about stuff. And Grassley said hes against a military invasion of Greenland. But not whatever bullshit crime boss tactics theyre pressuring with now.

Because of course.
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Only white people can fix problems that white people started.
January 20, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I have fun work events 3 nights this week and I barely made it to 5:30 last night.

Fuck cancer.
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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It’s #FCUnion 60th birthday today.

I’m so thankful for this club and its fans for bringing me into the fold as a newcomer in Berlin. May we have many more birthdays together celebrating these teams.

youtu.be/KucJktmKWpg?...
(DE/EN) Eisern Union - 1.FC Union Berlin Anthem
YouTube video by cathayanBoris
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January 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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I know the story is going around. This is Morristown, New Jersey. Half an hour from Newark Airport. Its on the hinterlands of New York City. It's a fight I know ICE isn't ready for.

Also, this is People magazine. It's as normal supermarket America as it gets. Let's hope this lights something.
N.J. Girl, 6, Found Alone by Neighbors Crying, Asking, 'Where's Papi?' After Dad Was Detained by ICE While Picking Up Food, Mom Claims
The mother of a 6-year-old girl in New Jersey says her daughter was found walking alone outside their apartment crying and asking for her father over the weekend after he was detained by ICE agents wh...
people.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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My story:
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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“sir, this is a wendy’s”
Prime Minister of Norway Jonas Gahr Støre:

"I have clearly explained, including to President Trump, that the [Nobel] prize is awarded by an independent Nobel Committee and not by the Norwegian Government."
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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For real, I have no idea what shit is currently part of the culture war anymore, because 95% of it is shit entirely made up by people that have lost any connection to reality.
The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Reminder from a life long recruiter …

If the interview process is fucking terrible … working for those people will be fucking terrible.
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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In case you didn’t think ICE is evil enough, they’ve been staking out a funeral this morning.
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I think we need to stop saying "roughed up" and say beat up. Beat the shit out of. Pummeled with fists.
Anything that gives explicit imagery.
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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1941
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM