Sonofahobo
@sonofahobo.bsky.social
People who have read receipts on are the bravest among us. They fear nothing.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
People who have read receipts on are the bravest among us. They fear nothing.
When you’re watching football on your phone as a passenger in the car and you start screaming, “Keeping going! Keep going!” it confuses and frightens the driver.
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When you’re watching football on your phone as a passenger in the car and you start screaming, “Keeping going! Keep going!” it confuses and frightens the driver.
I changed out of pajamas for a while today.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I changed out of pajamas for a while today.
Do you ever agree to do a bunch of stuff and then all of a sudden it’s time to do that stuff?
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Do you ever agree to do a bunch of stuff and then all of a sudden it’s time to do that stuff?
I’d played Tyler Childers a while back in the car on a drive to Brown County with my mom. She said she liked him so I got her a couple of his cds for her birthday and nothing is funnier to me now than hearing her sing along to Whitehouse Road, a song about doing coke and fucking.
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’d played Tyler Childers a while back in the car on a drive to Brown County with my mom. She said she liked him so I got her a couple of his cds for her birthday and nothing is funnier to me now than hearing her sing along to Whitehouse Road, a song about doing coke and fucking.
Why yes, I do want a $500 goth hula skirt.
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Why yes, I do want a $500 goth hula skirt.
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While it says “more in the comments” I can confirm there was nothing about a kangaroo in the comments which I think should have been the first thing we addressed.
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
While it says “more in the comments” I can confirm there was nothing about a kangaroo in the comments which I think should have been the first thing we addressed.
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every true crime doc: for decades the police tripped over their own dicks and tried to pin the murders on random people and then suddenly someone called and told them exactly what happened
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
every true crime doc: for decades the police tripped over their own dicks and tried to pin the murders on random people and then suddenly someone called and told them exactly what happened
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🚨 Her name was #Hind. Today, her Foundation takes 24 Israeli soldiers and commanders before the ICC for her killing — and vows to pursue them in national courts worldwide.
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
🚨 Her name was #Hind. Today, her Foundation takes 24 Israeli soldiers and commanders before the ICC for her killing — and vows to pursue them in national courts worldwide.
"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with blood.”
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with blood.”
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the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
That is Ben Franklin, and I will not address the microphone.
October 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
That is Ben Franklin, and I will not address the microphone.
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Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
The last of the peppers from the garden.
October 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The last of the peppers from the garden.
Will the long torso-ed woman ever be able to wear cute overalls or will we always be cursed with overall-induced camel toe?
October 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Will the long torso-ed woman ever be able to wear cute overalls or will we always be cursed with overall-induced camel toe?
On Friday at work we had a desk scavenger hunt for our “funtivity” and one of the items on the list was a family photo and I only had this.
October 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
On Friday at work we had a desk scavenger hunt for our “funtivity” and one of the items on the list was a family photo and I only had this.
Inside you, there are two wolves.
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Inside you, there are two wolves.
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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with all natural predators & competitors in the late night ecosystem decimated, a plague of jimmy fallons descends upon the countryside. they're everywhere. they eat the grain. they strip the leaves from trees. you can hear them tittering on the roofs, the scurry scrape of those nasty little claws
September 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
with all natural predators & competitors in the late night ecosystem decimated, a plague of jimmy fallons descends upon the countryside. they're everywhere. they eat the grain. they strip the leaves from trees. you can hear them tittering on the roofs, the scurry scrape of those nasty little claws
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You're going to want to check out Jim Irsay's house, @davidjroth.bsky.social and @drewmagary.bsky.social robbreport.com/shelter/cele...
Jim Irsay’s House in Photos
The late Indianapolis Colts owner's longtime home in the Hoosier State is now available for $12 million.
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August 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You're going to want to check out Jim Irsay's house, @davidjroth.bsky.social and @drewmagary.bsky.social robbreport.com/shelter/cele...
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June 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Look, if you really need a Pope, I went to Catholic school 1st-8th, I’ve been on a Viator tour of Vatican City, and I’m already wearing a robe. But you’ve gotta let me know by Friday. I’ve got other irons in the fire.
April 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Look, if you really need a Pope, I went to Catholic school 1st-8th, I’ve been on a Viator tour of Vatican City, and I’m already wearing a robe. But you’ve gotta let me know by Friday. I’ve got other irons in the fire.
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RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.
RFK Jr: An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68 year old man. Sperm counts are down 50 percent.
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
April 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.