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Sonar Jose
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burn, twitterwood, burn
how am i just now learning about the virginia theme park designed to let people walk through an animatronic(?) re-creation of how the confederate army used dinosaurs to defeat the union?
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
drake maye about to hop up off the fence, pull off the shirt, & go full-on pikey mickey mode. 😤😤
a blurry picture of a group of people sitting in a room
ALT: a blurry picture of a group of people sitting in a room
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Reposted by Sonar Jose
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February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Maybe he should’ve watched the Bad Bunny one instead.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i didn’t think that bunny was bad at all.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
imagining all the ICE guys at home concussing themselves trying to run headlong into their tvs right now.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
what is this witchcraft he’s chanting?? … my children are sobbing on the ground, my wife is levitating on the ceiling, WHAT IS HAPPENING??!
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
don’t believe the haters. pats d has them still very much in this game. 😤
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
“did it even touch the ground” WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK IT BOUNCES UP OFF COLLINSWORTH? YOU FUCK!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
*nodding respectfully at the dunkin’ commercial*
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
lmaaooo… no they did not seriously make that commercial
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
cliff booth mix in a salad every once in a while challenge, am i right… 😬 🤮
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
sam doorknob
a man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face with his tongue out
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face with his tongue out
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
have they said anything about america’s 250th anniversary yet? someone keeps dropping a cinder block on my head every 45 seconds and erasing my memory again.
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
TMNZ S6E1 LFGGGGGGG 😤 🙌
February 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
(all american athletes after reading this): “Check this shit out motherfucker.” [slide one foot out from under them and fall on their ass, its not clear what kind of move they were trying to do].

(RIP)
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Let these fuckin idiots try one bite of a burrito and watch their whole goddamn worldview on immigration completely flip right before their heads explode.
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
lotta bad shit going on in the world but for reasons i can’t quite put my finger on it may be the sight of justin long & john hodgman reprising their dynamic for an ozempic commercial that makes me most predictably sad every time i see it lately.
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The Hayes Man Rises
Breaking News: Nithya Raman, a rising star among West Coast progressives and a Los Angeles City Council member, said she will run for mayor. Her announcement presents a significant challenge to the incumbent, Mayor Karen Bass.
Rising Progressive Star Shakes Up Race for Los Angeles Mayor
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
IOC should offer to award the US an extra gold medal if JD Vance can do one (1) pull up on camera.
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
can’t wait for “it” (summer) to finally happen.
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
a good rule of thumb is to live your life in a way that you don’t end up getting uniquely singled out for the bart harley jarvis treatment from every nation on the planet at a global summit professing goals of fostering international “peace, development, resilience, tolerance and understanding”.
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
*in the middle of sending 750 completely unhinged rapid-fire posts from my personal account after midnight*: “you there, staff boy, do one for me. just one!”
February 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
“It remains unclear whether the president was personally aware of the video that was posted from his personal account on his own personal social media platform that he created exclusively to be able to post exactly whatever he wants to with no other intermediaries involved.”
Have no fear, New York Times is ON IT.
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM