larry summers should be humiliated into a fine dust already just for the act of sitting down to email another guy for advice about strategy ideas for getting a woman to sleep with him, the pedophilic overtones is just a gigantic cherry even bigger than the whole sundae it’s on top of.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
larry summers should be humiliated into a fine dust already just for the act of sitting down to email another guy for advice about strategy ideas for getting a woman to sleep with him, the pedophilic overtones is just a gigantic cherry even bigger than the whole sundae it’s on top of.
merry christmas, @murderxbryan.bsky.social.
"Opie & Anthony" Xmas (Trailer 2025)
YouTube video by The BIGASS Prize Closet
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
merry christmas, @murderxbryan.bsky.social.
Sorry, Timmy Chalamet.
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sorry, Timmy Chalamet.
talked to a financial adviser today & he said my best retirement plan option at this point would be to become a “going alone with no money to the world’s most dangerous places youtuber” whenever i want to retire.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
talked to a financial adviser today & he said my best retirement plan option at this point would be to become a “going alone with no money to the world’s most dangerous places youtuber” whenever i want to retire.
this message is for ‘boardwalk empire’ bombshell gretchen mol covering the cars in a basement band rehearsal w/her own children & ‘boardwalk empire’ bombshell gretchen mol covering the cars in a basement band rehearsal w/her own children only:
beat me dead w/the business end of a claw hammer, pls.
beat me dead w/the business end of a claw hammer, pls.
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
this message is for ‘boardwalk empire’ bombshell gretchen mol covering the cars in a basement band rehearsal w/her own children & ‘boardwalk empire’ bombshell gretchen mol covering the cars in a basement band rehearsal w/her own children only:
beat me dead w/the business end of a claw hammer, pls.
beat me dead w/the business end of a claw hammer, pls.
*jeffrey epstein firing off a quick email to himself backstage right before accepting the 2013 kaiser family foundation’s “global thought leader of the year” award*: “i’m am my own’s shit?”
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
*jeffrey epstein firing off a quick email to himself backstage right before accepting the 2013 kaiser family foundation’s “global thought leader of the year” award*: “i’m am my own’s shit?”
*dramatically bursts through door*
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
*dramatically bursts through door*
*david lee roth voice*:
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
*david lee roth voice*:
airbnb got a full-ass golf simulator. not. complaining.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
airbnb got a full-ass golf simulator. not. complaining.
please stop saying a guy died at the WH today from one of the president’s SBD farts. there is absolutely no evidence yet connecting the guy standing behind trump suddenly passing out for no clear reason & any military-grade tear gas cloud of rotting fecal matter leaking out of the POTUS’s weak anus.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
please stop saying a guy died at the WH today from one of the president’s SBD farts. there is absolutely no evidence yet connecting the guy standing behind trump suddenly passing out for no clear reason & any military-grade tear gas cloud of rotting fecal matter leaking out of the POTUS’s weak anus.
tired: bailing out massively reckless gigantic corporations directly.
wired: bailing out any major retirement, health, or education funds over-invested in those corporations with strict gov’t oversight on future activities by those funds.
as far as the companies themselves go, well…
wired: bailing out any major retirement, health, or education funds over-invested in those corporations with strict gov’t oversight on future activities by those funds.
as far as the companies themselves go, well…
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
tired: bailing out massively reckless gigantic corporations directly.
wired: bailing out any major retirement, health, or education funds over-invested in those corporations with strict gov’t oversight on future activities by those funds.
as far as the companies themselves go, well…
wired: bailing out any major retirement, health, or education funds over-invested in those corporations with strict gov’t oversight on future activities by those funds.
as far as the companies themselves go, well…
… …. …….. … i’m listening.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
… …. …….. … i’m listening.
Look at me, LOOK AT ME. … I’m the president now.
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Look at me, LOOK AT ME. … I’m the president now.
congrats to @blankcheck.bsky.social for setting me off on a complete dave van ronk bender this whole past week. hope you’re all happy!!!
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
congrats to @blankcheck.bsky.social for setting me off on a complete dave van ronk bender this whole past week. hope you’re all happy!!!
every video on Youtube’s main page now like:
(Title): BALD MAN EATS 35 EGGS
[🔹AI Summary: In this video, a content creator by the name of “Balled Man” attempts to complete the famous 35 Egg Challenge.]
We’re draining rivers for this shit.
(Title): BALD MAN EATS 35 EGGS
[🔹AI Summary: In this video, a content creator by the name of “Balled Man” attempts to complete the famous 35 Egg Challenge.]
We’re draining rivers for this shit.
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
every video on Youtube’s main page now like:
(Title): BALD MAN EATS 35 EGGS
[🔹AI Summary: In this video, a content creator by the name of “Balled Man” attempts to complete the famous 35 Egg Challenge.]
We’re draining rivers for this shit.
(Title): BALD MAN EATS 35 EGGS
[🔹AI Summary: In this video, a content creator by the name of “Balled Man” attempts to complete the famous 35 Egg Challenge.]
We’re draining rivers for this shit.
it’d be so funny if he just threw in a quick “oh, and, p.s. - all taxis will be replaced by camels now.” at the end of one of these.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
it’d be so funny if he just threw in a quick “oh, and, p.s. - all taxis will be replaced by camels now.” at the end of one of these.
printer paper signs taped to the damn wall… god fucking dammit i wish that demented old evil piece of shit wasn’t so funny sometimes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
printer paper signs taped to the damn wall… god fucking dammit i wish that demented old evil piece of shit wasn’t so funny sometimes.
cuomo’s about to launch the most unsuccessful podcast in the history of planet earth. it’ll be called like “cuomon sense” or some shit, last maybe six episodes before it peters out, & still have to have gavin newsom guest twice.
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
cuomo’s about to launch the most unsuccessful podcast in the history of planet earth. it’ll be called like “cuomon sense” or some shit, last maybe six episodes before it peters out, & still have to have gavin newsom guest twice.
great idea, bill. what could go wrong, my ni**a?
Update #2: Ackman is still convinced Cuomo is going to win, and has proposed Cuomo adopt the slogan "MNYGA"
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
great idea, bill. what could go wrong, my ni**a?
jfc was that ups plane carrying a shipment of nuclear warheads or something?
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
jfc was that ups plane carrying a shipment of nuclear warheads or something?
RIP Avaryl Halley. An absolute parasocial heartbreaker. 😓💔💔
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
RIP Avaryl Halley. An absolute parasocial heartbreaker. 😓💔💔
Dear World Series,
conner4real - "F**k Off" (Popstar Deleted Scene/Song)
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Dear World Series,