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Sonar Jose
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SWEDISH CHEF: (storms wildly out of the kitchen in a fit of gibberish)

BLANC: A mystifying dialect to be sure… [sticks finger in a pot & licks it] Knows his way around a bouillabaisse though.
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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a man with a beard and a headband says " begone you foul thing "
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November 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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a woman singing into a microphone with the words at last !!! written above her
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November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and asking how much ?
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November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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it’s basically the same plan!
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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*wheeling out to the gate for the grand opening of “professor epps’s ‘school for grifted children’”*: welcolm.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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but have you tried…
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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not sure it’s helping… *YET*.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
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November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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have you tried having an (1) ice, cold frosty beer? … i find it works for me sometimes.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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two hitler balls just didn’t.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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already played 36 holes since dinner, would’ve easily been 45 if i didn’t have my kids (who stink at golf, thumbs down) tryna play the front 9 with me.
a woman is sitting in front of a microphone and saying i love it .
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November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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can only sleep with a fan on. the struggle is real.
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM