Will Ralston (they/he)
@someotherwill.bsky.social
writer of things Hollywood doesn't like very much
Does anyone else's cat do this or is mine defective?
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Does anyone else's cat do this or is mine defective?
Why do we spend all year teaching kids about stranger danger and then for one night only, some rando with a white beard and "gifts for the kiddies" breaks into your house, and that somehow is the cause of some of your happiest memories?
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why do we spend all year teaching kids about stranger danger and then for one night only, some rando with a white beard and "gifts for the kiddies" breaks into your house, and that somehow is the cause of some of your happiest memories?
I named my fists Woodward and Bernstein because I want you to know what really happened.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I named my fists Woodward and Bernstein because I want you to know what really happened.
Dreamt last night that the government started building mini-pentagons inside HOAs.
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Dreamt last night that the government started building mini-pentagons inside HOAs.
I also wouldn't vote for a candidate with a Grateful Dead skull tattoo who didn't realize that's what it was and never liked the band. I'm not a hypocrite.
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I also wouldn't vote for a candidate with a Grateful Dead skull tattoo who didn't realize that's what it was and never liked the band. I'm not a hypocrite.
I am on a mailing list because I RSVP'D to one of his huge rallies to take seats away from actual supporters but I think this is the first message I've got from it.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I am on a mailing list because I RSVP'D to one of his huge rallies to take seats away from actual supporters but I think this is the first message I've got from it.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
My speech for the Family Resource Network of Bloomsburg at today's No Kings rally in Bloomsburg, PA
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FRN Member Will Ralston speaks at the No Kings Rally in Bloomsburg, October 18, 2025.
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October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My speech for the Family Resource Network of Bloomsburg at today's No Kings rally in Bloomsburg, PA
Was too distracted by speaking at the No Kings protest in the only town in PA to take pictures. Except for my friend Claire's costume:
October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Was too distracted by speaking at the No Kings protest in the only town in PA to take pictures. Except for my friend Claire's costume:
#spoutible, I'm sorry I strayed. Who has a whole ass whale and goes off chasing a flimsy little butterfly?
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
#spoutible, I'm sorry I strayed. Who has a whole ass whale and goes off chasing a flimsy little butterfly?
*Defense* leads to overreach and mission creep? Defense?!? Like we started out defending democracy but we got carried away and now we're like the helicopter parents of democracy? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
*Defense* leads to overreach and mission creep? Defense?!? Like we started out defending democracy but we got carried away and now we're like the helicopter parents of democracy? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Dems lost while being weak-kneed about trans rights and Gaza, and they won't win until they welcome forced-birthers into the tent?
September 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Dems lost while being weak-kneed about trans rights and Gaza, and they won't win until they welcome forced-birthers into the tent?
Took me three days of searching but I finally got the paydirt this afternoon. And one MAGA hat actually being worn by a person. That's it. This time last year I would have lost count.
September 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Took me three days of searching but I finally got the paydirt this afternoon. And one MAGA hat actually being worn by a person. That's it. This time last year I would have lost count.
Same thing happened to me once. I didn't even get it, just tried to gently let my "crush" down. He had no idea what I was talking about. If she's anything like I was, this might help: (1/2)
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Same thing happened to me once. I didn't even get it, just tried to gently let my "crush" down. He had no idea what I was talking about. If she's anything like I was, this might help: (1/2)
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This is a complete misreading of this paper's conclusions. For unbiased coverage of this paper, please read this. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Journal Club: A Robust Debunking of Myths About Trans Youth — Assigned
A 2025 paper studied over eleven years debunks the harmful myths that trans youth don’t know what they want.
www.assignedmedia.org
September 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is a complete misreading of this paper's conclusions. For unbiased coverage of this paper, please read this. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
It won't mean much to anyone outside of my zip code, but I went down to the Bloomsburg Fair (one of the largest in the country) and didn't see a single Trump anything: no MAGA hats, no flags for sale, no one wearing a shirt supporting him. This is a dramatic shift from last year in my red county.
September 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It won't mean much to anyone outside of my zip code, but I went down to the Bloomsburg Fair (one of the largest in the country) and didn't see a single Trump anything: no MAGA hats, no flags for sale, no one wearing a shirt supporting him. This is a dramatic shift from last year in my red county.
Gilded Age, Season 4 premiere: Bertha's plans for a charity event supporting the hungry interfere with George's announcement that his railroads are now all being powered by Soylent Green.
September 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Gilded Age, Season 4 premiere: Bertha's plans for a charity event supporting the hungry interfere with George's announcement that his railroads are now all being powered by Soylent Green.
Sure wish Gavin Newsom's social media team would stop making him look better than he is.
September 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sure wish Gavin Newsom's social media team would stop making him look better than he is.
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rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
September 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
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you don’t have to have a take on everything but i will say for the record that gavin newsom’s “continue his work” post is one of the more disgusting things i have ever seen considering that the dead man in question wanted at least ~2.8 million americans eradicated & believed empathy was a sin.
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
you don’t have to have a take on everything but i will say for the record that gavin newsom’s “continue his work” post is one of the more disgusting things i have ever seen considering that the dead man in question wanted at least ~2.8 million americans eradicated & believed empathy was a sin.
My main concern tonight: what are Matt and Trey going to do with Cartman now?
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My main concern tonight: what are Matt and Trey going to do with Cartman now?
How is it always worse than you imagined?
NEW PAGE FROM EPSTEIN’S BIRTHDAY BOOK: Epstein and a longtime Mar-a-Lago member joking about selling a "fully depreciated" woman to Donald Trump for $22,500.
September 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How is it always worse than you imagined?
The emotional range of all cats is "pay all the attention to me" all the way down to "leave me the fuck alone" with nothing in between.
September 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The emotional range of all cats is "pay all the attention to me" all the way down to "leave me the fuck alone" with nothing in between.
The idea that people stand in line to order Domino's is as ill-informed as the idea that Pritzker prefers Domino's to deep dish.
September 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The idea that people stand in line to order Domino's is as ill-informed as the idea that Pritzker prefers Domino's to deep dish.
I recorded ADR with Terrance Stamp once. Don't even remember the movie, but he brought his own tea, in the fanciest thermos I've ever seen. Very quiet and reserved and professional. That's it.
August 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I recorded ADR with Terrance Stamp once. Don't even remember the movie, but he brought his own tea, in the fanciest thermos I've ever seen. Very quiet and reserved and professional. That's it.