Will Ralston (they/he)
@someotherwill.bsky.social
writer of things Hollywood doesn't like very much
Does anyone else's cat do this or is mine defective?
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Does anyone else's cat do this or is mine defective?
Grim cannot be considered anti-establishment if he truly can't tell the difference between an SS Totenkopf and a Grateful Dead skull. Would it look more like what it is if we told him that was a photo of Pete Hegseth's skull tattoo instead?
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Grim cannot be considered anti-establishment if he truly can't tell the difference between an SS Totenkopf and a Grateful Dead skull. Would it look more like what it is if we told him that was a photo of Pete Hegseth's skull tattoo instead?
ACT NOW for your official Trump lifetime achievement award!
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ACT NOW for your official Trump lifetime achievement award!
I am on a mailing list because I RSVP'D to one of his huge rallies to take seats away from actual supporters but I think this is the first message I've got from it.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I am on a mailing list because I RSVP'D to one of his huge rallies to take seats away from actual supporters but I think this is the first message I've got from it.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
Was too distracted by speaking at the No Kings protest in the only town in PA to take pictures. Except for my friend Claire's costume:
October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Was too distracted by speaking at the No Kings protest in the only town in PA to take pictures. Except for my friend Claire's costume:
Took me three days of searching but I finally got the paydirt this afternoon. And one MAGA hat actually being worn by a person. That's it. This time last year I would have lost count.
September 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Took me three days of searching but I finally got the paydirt this afternoon. And one MAGA hat actually being worn by a person. That's it. This time last year I would have lost count.
Same thing happened to me once. I didn't even get it, just tried to gently let my "crush" down. He had no idea what I was talking about. If she's anything like I was, this might help: (1/2)
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Same thing happened to me once. I didn't even get it, just tried to gently let my "crush" down. He had no idea what I was talking about. If she's anything like I was, this might help: (1/2)
July 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism; at least it's an ethos! ~ Walter Sobchak
It's the other 43% I'm worried about. They believe in nothing that requires getting off the couch.
It's the other 43% I'm worried about. They believe in nothing that requires getting off the couch.
June 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism; at least it's an ethos! ~ Walter Sobchak
It's the other 43% I'm worried about. They believe in nothing that requires getting off the couch.
It's the other 43% I'm worried about. They believe in nothing that requires getting off the couch.
Bloomsburg, PA in the rain
June 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Bloomsburg, PA in the rain
From the columnist who brought you "Kamala's Newest Lie," Derek Hunter, more hot takes:
June 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
From the columnist who brought you "Kamala's Newest Lie," Derek Hunter, more hot takes:
New phone. Who this?
June 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
New phone. Who this?
We have an eastern screech owl family in our tree five blocks from you. The rabbit population is about to drop.
June 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We have an eastern screech owl family in our tree five blocks from you. The rabbit population is about to drop.
Forgive me for I did not know
May 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Forgive me for I did not know
Bloomsburg, PA. Population 13,000. May Day protest: 200+
May 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bloomsburg, PA. Population 13,000. May Day protest: 200+
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
April 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
April 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Current mood:
March 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Current mood:
Not a graphic designer, but designed a graphic nonetheless. We've had a dramatic uptick in bullying in our public schools since the election. PA has a statewide anonymous reporting site.
March 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Not a graphic designer, but designed a graphic nonetheless. We've had a dramatic uptick in bullying in our public schools since the election. PA has a statewide anonymous reporting site.
Conserving her strength for the next battle...
March 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Conserving her strength for the next battle...
This is what democracy looks like.
March 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is what democracy looks like.
What an embarrassment.
February 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What an embarrassment.
Sylvia snuck through, that sneaky bitch.
February 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sylvia snuck through, that sneaky bitch.
@transequality.bsky.social @transjournalists.org do we know if it's possible for the DOGErs to compile a list of people who altered their gender markers?
February 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@transequality.bsky.social @transjournalists.org do we know if it's possible for the DOGErs to compile a list of people who altered their gender markers?