Will Ralston (they/he)
@someotherwill.bsky.social
writer of things Hollywood doesn't like very much
Yeah no his objections were not with the medieval typography substitutions.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Yeah no his objections were not with the medieval typography substitutions.
Might have to update your blocked numbers, professor.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Might have to update your blocked numbers, professor.
My people! 1st grade Christmas bulletin board: homeroom teacher made me "correct" the spelling (I made Santa's shop sign read "Ye Olde Shoppe").
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
My people! 1st grade Christmas bulletin board: homeroom teacher made me "correct" the spelling (I made Santa's shop sign read "Ye Olde Shoppe").
There's an old Italian saying, Tony...
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
There's an old Italian saying, Tony...
It's a shame it didn't work out because they seem perfect for each other. At least no one else deserves either one of them.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It's a shame it didn't work out because they seem perfect for each other. At least no one else deserves either one of them.
Starts like notes, ends like a rough draft.
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Starts like notes, ends like a rough draft.
As long as they vote to eat the rich...
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
As long as they vote to eat the rich...
So busy loading up ANOTHER question about the indictment that it took you a minute to realize she wasn't there anymore. Just because you have a list of questions written down doesn't mean you need to ask them all. Try listening to the answers before proceeding.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
So busy loading up ANOTHER question about the indictment that it took you a minute to realize she wasn't there anymore. Just because you have a list of questions written down doesn't mean you need to ask them all. Try listening to the answers before proceeding.
What's David going as?
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
What's David going as?
It's a culture so inherently toxic and racist that we not only don't care but don't even bother to find out what our enemies'symbols mean before we co-opt them for ourselves. You wouldn't understand, bro.
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It's a culture so inherently toxic and racist that we not only don't care but don't even bother to find out what our enemies'symbols mean before we co-opt them for ourselves. You wouldn't understand, bro.
Grim cannot be considered anti-establishment if he truly can't tell the difference between an SS Totenkopf and a Grateful Dead skull. Would it look more like what it is if we told him that was a photo of Pete Hegseth's skull tattoo instead?
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Grim cannot be considered anti-establishment if he truly can't tell the difference between an SS Totenkopf and a Grateful Dead skull. Would it look more like what it is if we told him that was a photo of Pete Hegseth's skull tattoo instead?
There are two Nobu branches in Manhattan. If Qatar can buy Donnie a jet, why are they cheaping out on sushi? If I were Mamdani, I'd seriously reevaluate this relationship.
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
There are two Nobu branches in Manhattan. If Qatar can buy Donnie a jet, why are they cheaping out on sushi? If I were Mamdani, I'd seriously reevaluate this relationship.
Peter "I love Hitler" Guinta is the same age Adolf Hitler was when he first established himself as head of the Nazi party. You know - just a boy being a boy.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Peter "I love Hitler" Guinta is the same age Adolf Hitler was when he first established himself as head of the Nazi party. You know - just a boy being a boy.
WTF, NYT: Is this a headline or a Page 6 blind item? The video "appears" to be AI? Are you implying he might have actually piloted a jet while wearing a crown and bombing crowds with shit?
October 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
WTF, NYT: Is this a headline or a Page 6 blind item? The video "appears" to be AI? Are you implying he might have actually piloted a jet while wearing a crown and bombing crowds with shit?
ACT NOW for your official Trump lifetime achievement award!
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ACT NOW for your official Trump lifetime achievement award!
You mad cause hers is bigger? Careful, you're gonna bust a ball handling it like that!
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You mad cause hers is bigger? Careful, you're gonna bust a ball handling it like that!