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Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Formerly healthy person handling life's hurdles like a slalom skier.

People tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.

My opinions should be made your own.

Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
"ABOLISH ICE. IMPEACH ALL LAW-BREAKING FASCISTS"

Is such a winning campaign promise, it is all the people want from midterms.
January 23, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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He isn’t IN the Epstein files

he IS the Epstein files!
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Whistleblowers just shared a memo showing DHS instructing ICE to force their way into peoples' houses without a proper warrant. Why is this not on all the networks right now? This is a criminal conspiracy to violate rights under color of law.
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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COLLINS: Did it stand out to you that he said Iceland multiple times when he was talking about Greenland?

NEWSOM: And that every time a windmill turns it costs $1,000. A lot of stuff stands out. None of this is normal. There's a deviancy of consciousness. He's graded off the curve.
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
2A fanboys are so pathetically full of shit that I am embarrassed that my favorite liberties share a constitution with theirs.
Stop what you’re doing and read this whistleblower report. ICE has been training its agents that they don’t need a judicial warrant to break down your door - a blatant violation of the 4th Amendment. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
DHS ICE memo 1-21-26
www.documentcloud.org
January 22, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Maaaan...I bet those 1st amendment auditors must be really disliking current times. Just like the rest of us....but...more.

Like...a lot more.

Suckers lost their constitutional rights just like the rest of us. And all that work.

/s

I want to shout in a MAGA face
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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WE

WANT

THE

FULL

UNREDACTED

EPSTEIN

FILES.

WHAT

PERVERTED

PEDOPHILIA

ARE

YOU

HIDING?
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Any prosecutor bringing bogus charges for Trump must know they'll never work again anywhere...right?
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
@redheadedblackbelt.bsky.social

Any clue what these sirens are in North Arcata / Mack town?

Been whaling for a bit...
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Moriarty: "A police officer of color who was off duty was boxed in by ICE - she's a citizen - they demanded to know who she was & see her papers. She was going to try to record it & they ripped the phone out of her hand. That happened to a cop. That's what's happening here on the streets of MN."
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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The 15 richest people in America saw their collective wealth jump nearly $1 trillion during Trump's year back in office.

Many of them were standing alongside Trump at his inauguration one year ago today.

How are you doing?
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Until Ted Williams is reanimated, we are canceling all scientists' vacations.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Commentators absolutely ragging on Miami 29. Not wrong, but they are burying that dude.
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Athletes with cross sign eyeblack look ridiculous. Patently ludicrous.
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM