Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Just a person (not a corporation). I like to be funny, and I look like it. By "it", I mean "dashing", since people tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
My first response ro seeing a 12yr veteran ive never heard of:
You are inventing players.
Seeing exclusively AL play:
Oh, yeah, one of them. Like Garth Iorg. Never heard of him.
You are inventing players.
Seeing exclusively AL play:
Oh, yeah, one of them. Like Garth Iorg. Never heard of him.
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My first response ro seeing a 12yr veteran ive never heard of:
You are inventing players.
Seeing exclusively AL play:
Oh, yeah, one of them. Like Garth Iorg. Never heard of him.
You are inventing players.
Seeing exclusively AL play:
Oh, yeah, one of them. Like Garth Iorg. Never heard of him.
I legit didn't think you "could" go to the doctor without them checking blood pressure. It's so routine and trivial, it might as well be the way they confirm you aren't patient 0 of the pending zombiepocalypse. We are a vigilant people when it comes to those threats.
Democracy? Loot her.
Democracy? Loot her.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I legit didn't think you "could" go to the doctor without them checking blood pressure. It's so routine and trivial, it might as well be the way they confirm you aren't patient 0 of the pending zombiepocalypse. We are a vigilant people when it comes to those threats.
Democracy? Loot her.
Democracy? Loot her.
Lets see. We can conditionally transact on this completely independent outcome.
Wait, you mean, one of us may attempt to affect the outcome in our favor?
Oh, yeah, thats is blatantly obvious. Shit.
Anyway, want to conditionaly transact on this unknowably correlated outcome?
Wait, you mean, one of us may attempt to affect the outcome in our favor?
Oh, yeah, thats is blatantly obvious. Shit.
Anyway, want to conditionaly transact on this unknowably correlated outcome?
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Lets see. We can conditionally transact on this completely independent outcome.
Wait, you mean, one of us may attempt to affect the outcome in our favor?
Oh, yeah, thats is blatantly obvious. Shit.
Anyway, want to conditionaly transact on this unknowably correlated outcome?
Wait, you mean, one of us may attempt to affect the outcome in our favor?
Oh, yeah, thats is blatantly obvious. Shit.
Anyway, want to conditionaly transact on this unknowably correlated outcome?
She isnt elected. She just needs to be arrested.
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
She isnt elected. She just needs to be arrested.
Leave the poor dogs alone, and put down the knife.
Dog Nope GIF
ALT: Dog Nope GIF
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November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Leave the poor dogs alone, and put down the knife.
Only insane until you consider they see themselves as equal targets. Why would that be, though?
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Only insane until you consider they see themselves as equal targets. Why would that be, though?
High end? She wishes.
There are plenty of women that are not high end that...would NEVER.
She cannot be high end, anything. Unless you count bullshit.
Look at that dude.
High end.
There are plenty of women that are not high end that...would NEVER.
She cannot be high end, anything. Unless you count bullshit.
Look at that dude.
High end.
a police officer is laughing in a car
ALT: a police officer is laughing in a car
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November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
High end? She wishes.
There are plenty of women that are not high end that...would NEVER.
She cannot be high end, anything. Unless you count bullshit.
Look at that dude.
High end.
There are plenty of women that are not high end that...would NEVER.
She cannot be high end, anything. Unless you count bullshit.
Look at that dude.
High end.