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We’re all mad here.
Profile pic: Alice and the White Rabbit, J. Morton Sale, 1933 🎨
I am the perfect height for your shoulder to hit me in the throat in a one-arm hug.
August 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Why is “Who’s a good boy?” the dominant phrase when “good girl” has alliteration and girl dogs don’t hump your leg?
July 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The music industry is no place for a musician.
June 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Wtf, Microsoft?
May 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There’s nothing thirstier than the Microsoft “charms” inserting themselves into my calendar events.
March 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Too stressed to be blessed.
March 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Rumors that Nirvana will tour with Post Malone? Dave didn’t like being hidden behind the kit the first time around. 😏
February 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’ve mistakenly typed “live” for “love” so often that I’ve decided they’re the same thing.
February 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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*claims the microplastics inside me as dependents*
February 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Gimme a L-T-K-F-C!
Laugh to keep from crying!
Laugh to keep from crying!
Laugh to keep from crying!
February 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why is it “hubby” and not “husby”?
February 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I really hoped that the love child would mean less Dave Grohl. 😏
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The part of George Orwell’s 1984 that everyone forgets is how the music and publishing industries have been replaced by a machine that spits out songs and bad novels “without any human intervention.” The goal is to keep you from ever having to think.
February 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
From now on the word is bulldoge.
February 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I lay down in the yard at the crack of dawn hoping the Early Bird will remove this dreaded thing from my ear.
February 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I would give so much for just one quoth from a raven
February 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Inside you, there is a ghost and a skeleton. Every one of us is a haunted house.
January 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Andy Borrowitz
February 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.

Now I do.
February 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ted’s adventure has been excellenter than Bill’s.
February 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Sorry I’m pissy it’s just that everything is making me pissy
February 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🎶 Have you heard about the stop light loser? Beaten by the traffic lights every time. Have you heard about the stop light loser? She’s a loser and she won’t be on time. 🎶
February 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
February 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM