Solcanubi
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i whisper "i wonder...." as i open the weiner hole on my underwear. the weiner hole nobody ever uses. i reach in and just as i touch my peenae the FBI explodes the battery in my phone, blowing my legs off
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
i whisper "i wonder...." as i open the weiner hole on my underwear. the weiner hole nobody ever uses. i reach in and just as i touch my peenae the FBI explodes the battery in my phone, blowing my legs off
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Per gli amici italiani se avete visto Longlegs e/o The Substance se vi va andate a dare un ascolto al nostro podcast e fateci sapere se vi piace!
Se non avete Spotify, ci trovate anche su YouTube, Apple Music ecc ecc
open.spotify.com/episode/1Pi4...
Se non avete Spotify, ci trovate anche su YouTube, Apple Music ecc ecc
open.spotify.com/episode/1Pi4...
#SBDF: LONGLEGS + THE SUBSTANCE
Strange Bazaar Armageddon · Episode
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December 16, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Per gli amici italiani se avete visto Longlegs e/o The Substance se vi va andate a dare un ascolto al nostro podcast e fateci sapere se vi piace!
Se non avete Spotify, ci trovate anche su YouTube, Apple Music ecc ecc
open.spotify.com/episode/1Pi4...
Se non avete Spotify, ci trovate anche su YouTube, Apple Music ecc ecc
open.spotify.com/episode/1Pi4...
The 2024 Garfield Movie was... meh.
The voice acting was good (even Chris Pratt was okay) and I LOVED baby Garfield! But the story was too convoluted and still managed to bore me a little. Worst of all THE AMOUNT OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE IS BAFFLING! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOIN SONY
The voice acting was good (even Chris Pratt was okay) and I LOVED baby Garfield! But the story was too convoluted and still managed to bore me a little. Worst of all THE AMOUNT OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE IS BAFFLING! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOIN SONY
December 14, 2024 at 8:55 PM
The 2024 Garfield Movie was... meh.
The voice acting was good (even Chris Pratt was okay) and I LOVED baby Garfield! But the story was too convoluted and still managed to bore me a little. Worst of all THE AMOUNT OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE IS BAFFLING! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOIN SONY
The voice acting was good (even Chris Pratt was okay) and I LOVED baby Garfield! But the story was too convoluted and still managed to bore me a little. Worst of all THE AMOUNT OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE IS BAFFLING! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOIN SONY
I fell in love with this fictional little dude and I haven't even played Marvel Rivals yet
a heart shaped mirror with a picture of a shark and the words jeff my beloved on it
ALT: a heart shaped mirror with a picture of a shark and the words jeff my beloved on it
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December 14, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I fell in love with this fictional little dude and I haven't even played Marvel Rivals yet
Today looks it's out of Blade Runner
December 14, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Today looks it's out of Blade Runner
Today I met Hello Kitty through my work
December 14, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Today I met Hello Kitty through my work
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This comic from October keeps remaining relevant but I’d rather it didn’t.
December 12, 2024 at 10:30 PM
This comic from October keeps remaining relevant but I’d rather it didn’t.
Motherfucker did it again
🥲👏
🥲👏
December 13, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Motherfucker did it again
🥲👏
🥲👏
I fuckin love when Cartoon Saloon does this
December 12, 2024 at 12:11 PM
I fuckin love when Cartoon Saloon does this
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a lil arcane fanart <3
December 11, 2024 at 11:11 PM
a lil arcane fanart <3
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Aardman is developing a ‘Pokémon’ project
Releasing in 2027
Releasing in 2027
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Aardman is developing a ‘Pokémon’ project
Releasing in 2027
Releasing in 2027
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My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
Post a video game GIF from the year you were born
December 7, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Post a video game GIF from the year you were born
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Godzilla and King Kong are such great ambassadors for their respective cultures, one is like “what if our atomic hubris called forth an agent of our destruction from the very seas that birthed us” and one is like “what if monsters wanted our white women”
November 28, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Godzilla and King Kong are such great ambassadors for their respective cultures, one is like “what if our atomic hubris called forth an agent of our destruction from the very seas that birthed us” and one is like “what if monsters wanted our white women”
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dante's inferno where everything is the same but Virgil is replaced by Lin-Manuel Miranda
November 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
dante's inferno where everything is the same but Virgil is replaced by Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Open message to any squirrels that might be reading this: It's OK to let me approach you, I mean you no harm, in fact I believe we could one day become powerful allies
November 26, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Open message to any squirrels that might be reading this: It's OK to let me approach you, I mean you no harm, in fact I believe we could one day become powerful allies
Sometimes I wish someone would greet me like the Heavy in TF2 screaming SANDVICH and throwing me a plate with a nice sandwich on it
Om nom nom nom 👊😞
Om nom nom nom 👊😞
a bald man is holding a stack of papers and making a surprised face
ALT: a bald man is holding a stack of papers and making a surprised face
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November 26, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Sometimes I wish someone would greet me like the Heavy in TF2 screaming SANDVICH and throwing me a plate with a nice sandwich on it
Om nom nom nom 👊😞
Om nom nom nom 👊😞
I yearn for a Pyro-like hero in Overwatch. Like Mei but with a flamethrower, then you give it a molotov, a melee and maybe a passive that heals you when you walk on fire.
The ultimate could be a firewall or maybe a smoke bomb (maybe dmg over time like poison more than actually impairing vision)
The ultimate could be a firewall or maybe a smoke bomb (maybe dmg over time like poison more than actually impairing vision)
a man wearing a gas mask is standing on a wooden floor .
ALT: a man wearing a gas mask is standing on a wooden floor .
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November 25, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I yearn for a Pyro-like hero in Overwatch. Like Mei but with a flamethrower, then you give it a molotov, a melee and maybe a passive that heals you when you walk on fire.
The ultimate could be a firewall or maybe a smoke bomb (maybe dmg over time like poison more than actually impairing vision)
The ultimate could be a firewall or maybe a smoke bomb (maybe dmg over time like poison more than actually impairing vision)
Ngl after playing Hazard for a little bit I actually quite like his kit.
Also I'm happy that he looks more like a purple chestnut than another buff Mauga guy.
His design slaps in this pic (I really miss the old character icon style, I don't really like the 3D renders)
Also I'm happy that he looks more like a purple chestnut than another buff Mauga guy.
His design slaps in this pic (I really miss the old character icon style, I don't really like the 3D renders)
November 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Ngl after playing Hazard for a little bit I actually quite like his kit.
Also I'm happy that he looks more like a purple chestnut than another buff Mauga guy.
His design slaps in this pic (I really miss the old character icon style, I don't really like the 3D renders)
Also I'm happy that he looks more like a purple chestnut than another buff Mauga guy.
His design slaps in this pic (I really miss the old character icon style, I don't really like the 3D renders)
I hope that my feed starts to learn what I like because I left Twitter fed up of all the bullshit surrounding US Politics and I got here only to read about US Politics from another POV
November 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I hope that my feed starts to learn what I like because I left Twitter fed up of all the bullshit surrounding US Politics and I got here only to read about US Politics from another POV
I hate it when in a musical movie adaptation they decide to do it the "realistic" way and half-sing half-speak part of the songs... BELT IT MOTHERFUCKER BELT IT I CAN'T HEAR YOU I HAVE TO FEEL IT IN MY GUTS DON'T WHISPER! THE OTHER ACTOR'S EARS HAVE TO BLEED FROM HOW LOUD YOU'RE SCREAMING
a cartoon character with an angry face is wearing a tie and a shirt .
ALT: a cartoon character with an angry face is wearing a tie and a shirt .
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November 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I hate it when in a musical movie adaptation they decide to do it the "realistic" way and half-sing half-speak part of the songs... BELT IT MOTHERFUCKER BELT IT I CAN'T HEAR YOU I HAVE TO FEEL IT IN MY GUTS DON'T WHISPER! THE OTHER ACTOR'S EARS HAVE TO BLEED FROM HOW LOUD YOU'RE SCREAMING