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@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
August 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
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i love to go to my bluesky settings, turn off direct messages calmly and completely without ceremony, and then change my bio to 🚫 NO DMS!!!!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 DO NOT DM ME!!!!!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
July 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i love to go to my bluesky settings, turn off direct messages calmly and completely without ceremony, and then change my bio to 🚫 NO DMS!!!!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 DO NOT DM ME!!!!!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
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“D’oh!!” Homer Simpson has appeared in over 500 episodes of The Simpsons.
April 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“D’oh!!” Homer Simpson has appeared in over 500 episodes of The Simpsons.
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i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
March 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
lol yes, criticizing someone on BlueSky for being insufferable means you’re really uncomfortable. I’m really shaking in my boots and sitting on a throne of nails
February 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
lol yes, criticizing someone on BlueSky for being insufferable means you’re really uncomfortable. I’m really shaking in my boots and sitting on a throne of nails
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some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him
After 8 years at Vox Media/SB Nation/Secret Base, I have been laid off. Thank you guys for supporting me throughout the years and I hope you join me for whatever is next.
Secret Base will continue to make great things, I honored to be a part of it.
Secret Base will continue to make great things, I honored to be a part of it.
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February 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him
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if the chiefs don't win the super bowl, i won't mind so much as long as it's clear that the nfl at least made an attempt to rig the game in their favor. i have a great deal of admiration and respect for roger goodell and the gesture is and has always been appreciated
January 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
if the chiefs don't win the super bowl, i won't mind so much as long as it's clear that the nfl at least made an attempt to rig the game in their favor. i have a great deal of admiration and respect for roger goodell and the gesture is and has always been appreciated
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the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does
January 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does
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Really might be my favorite football image ever
January 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Really might be my favorite football image ever
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if this ever happens to you, the best thing to do is to reply-all with "please do not send any more emails" so that everyone knows not to send them. in order to make sure everyone sees this message you may need to re-send it every three to five minutes
A student somehow accidentally emailed the entire NYU faculty and the reply-all carnage is like a freeway pile-up
December 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
if this ever happens to you, the best thing to do is to reply-all with "please do not send any more emails" so that everyone knows not to send them. in order to make sure everyone sees this message you may need to re-send it every three to five minutes
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disband the falcons and disperse their assets among people in need
December 30, 2024 at 4:26 AM
disband the falcons and disperse their assets among people in need
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when i was a few minutes younger i thought it was 9:33 a.m. eastern time. and maybe at one point, that was the case. but part of growing older is finding enough humility to let go of some of the things you once held as true
December 31, 2024 at 2:54 PM
when i was a few minutes younger i thought it was 9:33 a.m. eastern time. and maybe at one point, that was the case. but part of growing older is finding enough humility to let go of some of the things you once held as true
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I have delved into the deeps of Elon Musk reply sections, and I have never seen anything as absurd as the replies to this tweet.
important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting
not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting
not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
December 25, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I have delved into the deeps of Elon Musk reply sections, and I have never seen anything as absurd as the replies to this tweet.
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Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
December 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
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they’re playing christmas music at the store even though it’s not even christmas yet
December 22, 2024 at 9:55 PM
they’re playing christmas music at the store even though it’s not even christmas yet
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oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why
December 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why
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if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will
December 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will
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in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
November 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
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as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
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one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed
November 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed
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Arguing against inheritance on the grounds that beneficiaries don’t always “deserve” it is arguing against a bit of a straw man; a stronger case for inheritance is simply that the benefactor has the right to transfer their property as they see fit
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Arguing against inheritance on the grounds that beneficiaries don’t always “deserve” it is arguing against a bit of a straw man; a stronger case for inheritance is simply that the benefactor has the right to transfer their property as they see fit
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now that it's easier than ever to share photos, music, and even videos online, it's no wonder they're calling the world wide web the "world wide wow"
November 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
now that it's easier than ever to share photos, music, and even videos online, it's no wonder they're calling the world wide web the "world wide wow"