You should make it a Left Behind reboot where he’s the only one raptured

Sorry Jon, but the correct answer to this question is “Who is Kris Kross.” Zero points

Same. And I’ve always thought “The Washington Footballs” runs off the tongue better than “The Washington Generals,” but how could I know better than Roger Football?

You’re not alone, Jon. I’ve started turning off my smoke alarms when I’m not using them as well. Have you ever met someone who used their smoke alarm when asleep? Didn’t think so.

Sounds like a risky business!

This is a joke about how many if not most businesses fail within a few years of opening.

He misunderstood Jon’s post, so I’d thought I’d join in on the fun

Atheists are frequently confused with Jehovahs Witnesses as atheists like sci-fi and L Ron Hubbard wrote sci-fi. Understandable mistake.

Full of what?

Surrealist, deadpan comedy.