green crush
@soeyecee.bsky.social
-30s, virgo asffff
-kickin incredibly dope shit
-reality tv, jokes, books, food, grass
-hiding from my job
-kickin incredibly dope shit
-reality tv, jokes, books, food, grass
-hiding from my job
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green crush
@soeyecee.bsky.social
· Jan 5
Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions 🤷♀️
It's always fuck ICE and acab
January 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It's always fuck ICE and acab
Family be your #1 haters
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Family be your #1 haters
Junie knowing Teyana's lyrics on their thanksgiving parade float 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Junie knowing Teyana's lyrics on their thanksgiving parade float 🥹
It's hess truck time
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's hess truck time
It's been in the high 60s at night and my neighbor thinks he needs to light a fire every evening 😑
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's been in the high 60s at night and my neighbor thinks he needs to light a fire every evening 😑
It's time for the kids to start roaming the streets and my neighbor just lit some loud shit
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's time for the kids to start roaming the streets and my neighbor just lit some loud shit
What's our thoughts on welch's fruit snacks for trick or treating? 👀
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What's our thoughts on welch's fruit snacks for trick or treating? 👀
Which neighbor keeps connecting their damn exercise machine to my watch??!??? It's been happening for months!!
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Which neighbor keeps connecting their damn exercise machine to my watch??!??? It's been happening for months!!
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Please help those in need if you can!
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Please help those in need if you can!
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The bread or Jerry
WHITE?!
Toasted mortadella and capicola sandwich for lunch. #SandwichSky
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The bread or Jerry
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And y'all eating up that fuckass Dubai chocolate —
Pls!!!
Pls!!!
Genocide in Sudan so that the UAE can steal their natural resources.
This world is so hateful and greedy
This world is so hateful and greedy
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
And y'all eating up that fuckass Dubai chocolate —
Pls!!!
Pls!!!
Thinking about Jamaica, this storm is no joke 💔
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Thinking about Jamaica, this storm is no joke 💔
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Brush your teeth and clean the crust out of your eyes before you start arguing with these people.
October 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Brush your teeth and clean the crust out of your eyes before you start arguing with these people.
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Reddit comments from 7 years ago...the bar is below hell
From the Reddit Files: my thoughts on misogyny and homophobia in the Marines.
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Reddit comments from 7 years ago...the bar is below hell
A github repository is so....
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A github repository is so....
Nothing quite like giving birth and while your baby is in the NICU you find out you've been cheated on
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nothing quite like giving birth and while your baby is in the NICU you find out you've been cheated on
When it rains, it fucking pours
October 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When it rains, it fucking pours
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I’m not gonna bother with public health PSAs bc it’s obvious nobody cares.
I will say Covid infection has been linked to ED, so….good luck out there 🙃
I will say Covid infection has been linked to ED, so….good luck out there 🙃
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m not gonna bother with public health PSAs bc it’s obvious nobody cares.
I will say Covid infection has been linked to ED, so….good luck out there 🙃
I will say Covid infection has been linked to ED, so….good luck out there 🙃
You fuck me over and boy I'll cut you off so fast it's like we never even met.
a woman says i 'm sorry do i know you netflix
Alt: "im sorry, do i know you?"
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You fuck me over and boy I'll cut you off so fast it's like we never even met.
Not Miss Diane Keaton :((
October 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not Miss Diane Keaton :((
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Should have been Woody Allen.
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Should have been Woody Allen.
Fuck I love limp bizkit
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Fuck I love limp bizkit
-Cardi B
Stefon Diggs, professional wide receiver
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
-Cardi B