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_Snort_ if you must, because it's funny.
_My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out.
_T'aint_ no big thang.
They/Them
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_My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out.
_T'aint_ no big thang.
They/Them
Antifa HQ - Payroll Department
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· Apr 14
I hear that Elon Musk had an insulin pump implanted and modded to deliver a custom ketamine and marijuana cocktail to his blood 24x7.
Why was Slenderman there? And how did cameras capture him?!
Reporter to Kushner & Witkoff during Ukraine summit: "I know there's a reluctance to talk about Greenland today, but what value do these commitments have on the very day that at the highest levels of govt in Washington they are talking about seizing the sovereign territory of a fellow NATO member?"
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Why was Slenderman there? And how did cameras capture him?!
"Let the (health care) money go right to the people."
What money? Seriously. What line items does Trump feel should be redirected and which people should be getting it.
What money? Seriously. What line items does Trump feel should be redirected and which people should be getting it.
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
"Let the (health care) money go right to the people."
What money? Seriously. What line items does Trump feel should be redirected and which people should be getting it.
What money? Seriously. What line items does Trump feel should be redirected and which people should be getting it.
A social network for sausage fans, I’ll call it LinkedIn….
…
Oh god dammit.
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Oh god dammit.
a social network for Legend of Zelda fans, I'll call it LinkedIn
oh wait
oh wait
a social network for coen brothers fans, i'll call it BartonFinkedIn
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
A social network for sausage fans, I’ll call it LinkedIn….
…
Oh god dammit.
…
Oh god dammit.
I like my January like I like my sparkling wine: semi-dry.
January 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I like my January like I like my sparkling wine: semi-dry.
Threw on the origin Suicide Squad for noise and it's not just that it's bad, it's just... Disappointing.
Honestly, that's probably more apt than bad for most "bad" movies.
Honestly, that's probably more apt than bad for most "bad" movies.
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Threw on the origin Suicide Squad for noise and it's not just that it's bad, it's just... Disappointing.
Honestly, that's probably more apt than bad for most "bad" movies.
Honestly, that's probably more apt than bad for most "bad" movies.
I like how between the two TV personalities and a career military officer, the latter is the one who came across as most polished and camera ready.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I like how between the two TV personalities and a career military officer, the latter is the one who came across as most polished and camera ready.
I'm not doomscrolling, I'm WTF scrolling.
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I'm not doomscrolling, I'm WTF scrolling.
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Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
No FIFA Peace Prize winner has ever done this before
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
Oh, so the rest of the Epstein files are THAT bad.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Oh, so the rest of the Epstein files are THAT bad.
The only acceptable use of AI is remaking all of Stranger Things but with The Goldbergs characters instead.
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
The only acceptable use of AI is remaking all of Stranger Things but with The Goldbergs characters instead.
If you enjoy Murray in Stranger Things, you need to do yourself a favor and find Eagleheart on streaming.
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
If you enjoy Murray in Stranger Things, you need to do yourself a favor and find Eagleheart on streaming.
Maybe it's just me, but, I don't want the people who give me my news to "love" any country.
January 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Maybe it's just me, but, I don't want the people who give me my news to "love" any country.
Boy howdy do I yearn for a better free GEDCOM reader.
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Boy howdy do I yearn for a better free GEDCOM reader.
OMG NOT ONLY ARE THEY COMMITTING FRAUD, THEY ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN TO PUT ON THIS SHOW!!!! SICK SICK SICK. /s
Seriously, this is what people are going to say….
Seriously, this is what people are going to say….
I went to all 10 of the daycares Nick Shirley featured in his viral video. I got inside 4 and found children. Lots of children: www.startribune.com/day-care-fra...
We went to some of the day cares Nick Shirley did. Here’s what we found.
Some of the 10 day cares the YouTube content creator blasted for having “no children” invited reporters in to see for themselves.
www.startribune.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
OMG NOT ONLY ARE THEY COMMITTING FRAUD, THEY ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN TO PUT ON THIS SHOW!!!! SICK SICK SICK. /s
Seriously, this is what people are going to say….
Seriously, this is what people are going to say….
So... You're telling me the sea this salt came from is kosher?
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
So... You're telling me the sea this salt came from is kosher?
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Lane is a dear friend, an amazing attorney, a fantasric boss, and a cherished mentor. I’m worried sick.
Bsky, my pneumonia has taken a bad turn. I may be facing significant medical costs. I’m starting a GoFundMe to help out with medical bills and expenses. Please share if you can.
gofund.me/19d78b218
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Donate to Help with Medical Bills for Pneumonia Recovery, organized by Lane Haygood
I have been diagnosed with a severe case of pneumonia and will be hospital… Lane Haygood needs your support for Help with Medical Bills for Pneumonia Recovery
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December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Lane is a dear friend, an amazing attorney, a fantasric boss, and a cherished mentor. I’m worried sick.
The last time people were able to walk to the north pole was 2014.
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The last time people were able to walk to the north pole was 2014.
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FROM: john@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
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FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
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FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
________________________________
FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
__________________________________
FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
February 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
FROM: john@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
________________________________
FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
__________________________________
FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
TIME: 4:21pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
The cereal. It's all crunch berries
________________________________
FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com
TIME: 3:28pm
SUBJECT: re: berries
what
__________________________________
FROM: john@cpncrnch.com
TIME: 3:27pm
SUBJECT: berries
It's all berries
I’m sorry, they’re going to do the what in that building?
Trump on the ballroom: "It's bigger than I told you. It's, you know -- after realizing we're gonna do the inauguration in that building, it's got all bulletproof glass, it's got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It's dronessss -- won't touch it. It's a big beautiful safe building."
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m sorry, they’re going to do the what in that building?
So, if it happened and we did it, it was 100% the CIA.
Moments after seemingly confirming that the US conducted a land strike on Venezuela, Trump refuses to say if the military or CIA was behind the operation
December 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So, if it happened and we did it, it was 100% the CIA.
I've always been a fan of University of Chicago press (and not just for the free ebook each month) but now I'm curious: which university do you think has the best (or at least most interesting) publishing arm?
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I've always been a fan of University of Chicago press (and not just for the free ebook each month) but now I'm curious: which university do you think has the best (or at least most interesting) publishing arm?
Je suis chuffed.
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Je suis chuffed.
Why does it have half a round of parm on its head?
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why does it have half a round of parm on its head?
“And the best way for the Ukraine to succeed,” Putin continued “is for it to be part of the USS-err part of Russia.”
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“And the best way for the Ukraine to succeed,” Putin continued “is for it to be part of the USS-err part of Russia.”