Haley
@smothergoose.bsky.social
Fat queer leftist nerd/aspiring beam of light
She/her
She/her
I like when people say “oyshters” regional dialects are great 🦪
March 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I like when people say “oyshters” regional dialects are great 🦪
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It is extremely poor and inappropriate communications policy for UVA to disseminate critical information during an emergency event only via Twitter. If you don't have a Twitter account, it's impossible to access the information. This is dangerous.
February 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It is extremely poor and inappropriate communications policy for UVA to disseminate critical information during an emergency event only via Twitter. If you don't have a Twitter account, it's impossible to access the information. This is dangerous.
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Democrats and legacy media have never understood that the only way to stop fascists from doing a fascism is to beat the shit out of them as soon as they test the waters. Make them afraid to try it.
the whole AP ban was like raptors testing the cage
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces that the White House Correspondents' Association will no longer choose the pool reporter.
"Moving forward, the White House press pool will be determined by the White House press team."
"Moving forward, the White House press pool will be determined by the White House press team."
February 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Democrats and legacy media have never understood that the only way to stop fascists from doing a fascism is to beat the shit out of them as soon as they test the waters. Make them afraid to try it.
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hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
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Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue.
TWENTY.
As in, they call that getting slammed.
So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.
TWENTY is a lot.
TWENTY.
As in, they call that getting slammed.
So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.
TWENTY is a lot.
February 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue.
TWENTY.
As in, they call that getting slammed.
So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.
TWENTY is a lot.
TWENTY.
As in, they call that getting slammed.
So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.
TWENTY is a lot.
It’s hard to balance believing everyone deserves the kindness/compassion/patience/grace I want to be shown with not wanting to be constantly taken advantage of and being the bigger person to my own detriment. I find myself gently begging for bare minimums too much at the present.
January 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It’s hard to balance believing everyone deserves the kindness/compassion/patience/grace I want to be shown with not wanting to be constantly taken advantage of and being the bigger person to my own detriment. I find myself gently begging for bare minimums too much at the present.
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a south african billionaire sieg heil'ing in front of the presidential seal on martin luther king jr day. what strange new horrors we have to ponder! a mad lib of blasphemies and indignities.
January 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
a south african billionaire sieg heil'ing in front of the presidential seal on martin luther king jr day. what strange new horrors we have to ponder! a mad lib of blasphemies and indignities.
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We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next?
How to navigate the future without a map.
shatterzone.substack.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
Not my phone asking if I’m SURE I wanna DM my ex after 10pm 🫣
December 27, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Not my phone asking if I’m SURE I wanna DM my ex after 10pm 🫣
Thursday night football now?! Will the straights stop at nothing??
December 12, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Thursday night football now?! Will the straights stop at nothing??
This kids bad breath smells specifically and exactly like a bag of rotten potatoes
December 2, 2024 at 10:18 PM
This kids bad breath smells specifically and exactly like a bag of rotten potatoes
Does everyone’s family have rules about which bathroom they’re allowed to poop in or is that just a fun original thing mine does?
November 28, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Does everyone’s family have rules about which bathroom they’re allowed to poop in or is that just a fun original thing mine does?
Jokes on my advertising algorithm, I’m not interested in any of these bras I just want to look at more boobs in my feed 😎
November 24, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Jokes on my advertising algorithm, I’m not interested in any of these bras I just want to look at more boobs in my feed 😎
I love that singing aloud is a time honored tradition amongst geologists to avoid startling animals while doing field work
November 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I love that singing aloud is a time honored tradition amongst geologists to avoid startling animals while doing field work
June 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Happy Mother’s Day to the woman in front of me at food lion who told us her daughter (also in line) was the one child she wished she could put back
May 13, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Happy Mother’s Day to the woman in front of me at food lion who told us her daughter (also in line) was the one child she wished she could put back
A bit too literal for me
March 18, 2024 at 3:36 PM
A bit too literal for me
When an old man likes your karaoke performance enough he rewards you with a token
March 8, 2024 at 3:12 AM
When an old man likes your karaoke performance enough he rewards you with a token
Way ahead of you buddy
February 7, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Way ahead of you buddy
Happy St. Agatha day! She’s the patron of breast cancer and sex workers and I think that’s pretty neat
February 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Happy St. Agatha day! She’s the patron of breast cancer and sex workers and I think that’s pretty neat
This reads like a WAP-era Ben Shapiro tweet
December 28, 2023 at 2:43 AM
This reads like a WAP-era Ben Shapiro tweet
The Grinch taught me to criticize capitalism 23 years ago
December 23, 2023 at 2:03 AM
The Grinch taught me to criticize capitalism 23 years ago
I will never forget when Brady donned a NY accent and asked me dismissively if my knit water bottle sling was a bear
December 20, 2023 at 3:38 PM
I will never forget when Brady donned a NY accent and asked me dismissively if my knit water bottle sling was a bear
My 20s after growing up Catholic
i'm trying to fall apart without disturbing anyone
December 11, 2023 at 3:11 AM
My 20s after growing up Catholic