Haley
@smothergoose.bsky.social
Fat queer leftist nerd/aspiring beam of light
She/her
She/her
Not my phone asking if I’m SURE I wanna DM my ex after 10pm 🫣
December 27, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Not my phone asking if I’m SURE I wanna DM my ex after 10pm 🫣
June 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
A bit too literal for me
March 18, 2024 at 3:36 PM
A bit too literal for me
When an old man likes your karaoke performance enough he rewards you with a token
March 8, 2024 at 3:12 AM
When an old man likes your karaoke performance enough he rewards you with a token
Way ahead of you buddy
February 7, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Way ahead of you buddy
Happy St. Agatha day! She’s the patron of breast cancer and sex workers and I think that’s pretty neat
February 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Happy St. Agatha day! She’s the patron of breast cancer and sex workers and I think that’s pretty neat
The Grinch taught me to criticize capitalism 23 years ago
December 23, 2023 at 2:03 AM
The Grinch taught me to criticize capitalism 23 years ago
I will never forget when Brady donned a NY accent and asked me dismissively if my knit water bottle sling was a bear
December 20, 2023 at 3:38 PM
I will never forget when Brady donned a NY accent and asked me dismissively if my knit water bottle sling was a bear
My local off-brand Halloween store had a religious fanatic section 😂🙏🏻
October 1, 2023 at 1:35 AM
My local off-brand Halloween store had a religious fanatic section 😂🙏🏻
I obviously need to spend more time around zoomers because I heard this gem for the first time at auditions last night
September 14, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I obviously need to spend more time around zoomers because I heard this gem for the first time at auditions last night
Yeah lemme get the uhhhhhh 3 lil fuckups
August 31, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Yeah lemme get the uhhhhhh 3 lil fuckups
Please go look up "Please Sir" on soundcloud, it's by Dirtboy and the Beanflickaz
August 15, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Please go look up "Please Sir" on soundcloud, it's by Dirtboy and the Beanflickaz
I am officially a person without a twitter account, 13 years later
August 10, 2023 at 4:37 PM
I am officially a person without a twitter account, 13 years later