Emily Roberts
@smoothunicorn.bsky.social
Writer of sweet and sexy romance. ADHD mom of ADHD grown-ups. Goddamn unicorn. Might occasionally flirt with jroberts.bsky.social. She/her
https://emilyrobertswrites.wordpress.com
https://emilyrobertswrites.wordpress.com
My cat just bolted out from an unexpected location and jump-scared me, so per genre rules, I guess our house is haunted now. #thanksWANDA
June 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My cat just bolted out from an unexpected location and jump-scared me, so per genre rules, I guess our house is haunted now. #thanksWANDA
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, no Top Secret, no The Saint
I find it amazing and appropriate that headlines about Val Kilmer’s death can’t seem to agree on what his most iconic roles were. “Batman, no wait, Tombstone, no wait, Heat, oh also The Doors, no no Willow! Or maybe Top Gun!” and that really speaks to the man’s legacy.
April 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, no Top Secret, no The Saint
I find it amazing and appropriate that headlines about Val Kilmer’s death can’t seem to agree on what his most iconic roles were. “Batman, no wait, Tombstone, no wait, Heat, oh also The Doors, no no Willow! Or maybe Top Gun!” and that really speaks to the man’s legacy.
April 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I find it amazing and appropriate that headlines about Val Kilmer’s death can’t seem to agree on what his most iconic roles were. “Batman, no wait, Tombstone, no wait, Heat, oh also The Doors, no no Willow! Or maybe Top Gun!” and that really speaks to the man’s legacy.
My hot take is that they turned “treat yourself” into “self-care” to distract us from the idea that the reason we need so much self-care is because modern life is unsustainable but this new industry makes us believe it’s our fault for being tired and fed up instead of tearing everything down.
April 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My hot take is that they turned “treat yourself” into “self-care” to distract us from the idea that the reason we need so much self-care is because modern life is unsustainable but this new industry makes us believe it’s our fault for being tired and fed up instead of tearing everything down.
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I'm still putting the story together. I'm sharing limited info and request for more info anyone seeing this message might have. I understand that DOGE showed up today at the Institute of Museum and Library Services and rapidly began sending employees home. This was presaged in an executive order...
March 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm still putting the story together. I'm sharing limited info and request for more info anyone seeing this message might have. I understand that DOGE showed up today at the Institute of Museum and Library Services and rapidly began sending employees home. This was presaged in an executive order...
I know this sounds like virtue signaling and I promise it’s not. I feel like I’m missing something incredibly important, something that is keeping me from having even the slightest understanding of the world I live in. I am asking someone to explain it to me.
I do not understand cruelty. Like, logically. I can see other points of view, even if I disagree. I can empathize with other people’s pain. But my whole life, I have never been able to comprehend cruelty. Even casual cruelty. People being mean on the internet. I don’t get it.
March 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I know this sounds like virtue signaling and I promise it’s not. I feel like I’m missing something incredibly important, something that is keeping me from having even the slightest understanding of the world I live in. I am asking someone to explain it to me.
I do not understand cruelty. Like, logically. I can see other points of view, even if I disagree. I can empathize with other people’s pain. But my whole life, I have never been able to comprehend cruelty. Even casual cruelty. People being mean on the internet. I don’t get it.
March 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I do not understand cruelty. Like, logically. I can see other points of view, even if I disagree. I can empathize with other people’s pain. But my whole life, I have never been able to comprehend cruelty. Even casual cruelty. People being mean on the internet. I don’t get it.
OH my GOD. OMG.
Halle Berry looks UNREAL. Omg she’s stunning!! #Oscars
March 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
OH my GOD. OMG.
This is one of the coolest dresses I’ve ever seen. I love her so goddamn much. Also: I love Christian Siriano. Goddess bless him for making ALL of his clients look and feel this gorgeous. More designers need to follow his lead on this.
March 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is one of the coolest dresses I’ve ever seen. I love her so goddamn much. Also: I love Christian Siriano. Goddess bless him for making ALL of his clients look and feel this gorgeous. More designers need to follow his lead on this.
Oh hell yes.
March 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh hell yes.
Look I am 1000% here for men branching out on the red carpet. I think this is a nice color on him and I am so relieved for a break in black tuxes. Chalamet takes risks and I appreciate that a lot.
March 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Look I am 1000% here for men branching out on the red carpet. I think this is a nice color on him and I am so relieved for a break in black tuxes. Chalamet takes risks and I appreciate that a lot.
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Speaking of old school Hollywood Glamour. Selena Gomez looks so happy and is the one to take notes ✍️ off of in custom peach Ralph Lauren.
The mermaid cut. The Embellishments. That knockout diamond necklace.
24 Carat Gold, baaabby.
The mermaid cut. The Embellishments. That knockout diamond necklace.
24 Carat Gold, baaabby.
March 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Speaking of old school Hollywood Glamour. Selena Gomez looks so happy and is the one to take notes ✍️ off of in custom peach Ralph Lauren.
The mermaid cut. The Embellishments. That knockout diamond necklace.
24 Carat Gold, baaabby.
The mermaid cut. The Embellishments. That knockout diamond necklace.
24 Carat Gold, baaabby.
THE FASHION BEGINS!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!
March 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
THE FASHION BEGINS!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!
Brunch at the Oscars has begun! Let me explain what I’m doing today. I am watching the Oscars. The whole thing. All day. Eating junk food and being catty about dresses. I am not thinking about or talking about the state of the country or the world today. Do you hate it? Mute me. Sound fun? Join me!!
March 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Brunch at the Oscars has begun! Let me explain what I’m doing today. I am watching the Oscars. The whole thing. All day. Eating junk food and being catty about dresses. I am not thinking about or talking about the state of the country or the world today. Do you hate it? Mute me. Sound fun? Join me!!
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It’s the 10th anniversary of that time I was looking for health insurance and @smoothunicorn.bsky.social looked at me from across the couch and said “it would be cheaper and easier if we got married and I just added you to mine.”
February 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s the 10th anniversary of that time I was looking for health insurance and @smoothunicorn.bsky.social looked at me from across the couch and said “it would be cheaper and easier if we got married and I just added you to mine.”
A peril of working from home is you might forget before that important call with an important vendor that you wore your Buffy the Vampire Slayer sweatshirt today.
(Don’t worry though, I remembered.)
(Don’t worry though, I remembered.)
February 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A peril of working from home is you might forget before that important call with an important vendor that you wore your Buffy the Vampire Slayer sweatshirt today.
(Don’t worry though, I remembered.)
(Don’t worry though, I remembered.)
God dammit motherfuck. Don’t be me and randomly decide to look up your favorite teacher from 24 years ago.
Anyway read about Mr. Wood, who taught me how to read and write and even watch movies, and whose lessons I carry with me every day. Then go hug a teacher. obits.dallasnews.com/us/obituarie...
Anyway read about Mr. Wood, who taught me how to read and write and even watch movies, and whose lessons I carry with me every day. Then go hug a teacher. obits.dallasnews.com/us/obituarie...
David Wood Obituary (2022) - Dallas, TX - Dallas Morning News
View David P. Wood's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.
obits.dallasnews.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
God dammit motherfuck. Don’t be me and randomly decide to look up your favorite teacher from 24 years ago.
Anyway read about Mr. Wood, who taught me how to read and write and even watch movies, and whose lessons I carry with me every day. Then go hug a teacher. obits.dallasnews.com/us/obituarie...
Anyway read about Mr. Wood, who taught me how to read and write and even watch movies, and whose lessons I carry with me every day. Then go hug a teacher. obits.dallasnews.com/us/obituarie...
Fucking magnificent.
💙📚 currently reading: Tenderloin by Joy Sorman (trsltd by Lara Vergnaud), which is perhaps not my most typical fare but is *absolutely fucking excellent*. Recommend a very strong stomach as it’s about butchery (the food kind) but it’s some of the most gorgeous writing I’ve ever read. I’m in love.
February 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Fucking magnificent.
If you haven’t, I *highly* recommend this switch. Not only is it Not Amazon, but it’s a much less toxic place than GR, and there’s cool metrics!!! And fun challenges!!!
📚 Meet StoryGraph, the book-tracking app readers are ditching Amazon for! 📖✨ Will you make the switch? www.theromancestudio.com/the-woman-wh... #BookTok #StoryGraph #GoodbyeGoodreads #Romancelandia #Booksky
February 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you haven’t, I *highly* recommend this switch. Not only is it Not Amazon, but it’s a much less toxic place than GR, and there’s cool metrics!!! And fun challenges!!!
💙📚 currently reading: Tenderloin by Joy Sorman (trsltd by Lara Vergnaud), which is perhaps not my most typical fare but is *absolutely fucking excellent*. Recommend a very strong stomach as it’s about butchery (the food kind) but it’s some of the most gorgeous writing I’ve ever read. I’m in love.
February 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
💙📚 currently reading: Tenderloin by Joy Sorman (trsltd by Lara Vergnaud), which is perhaps not my most typical fare but is *absolutely fucking excellent*. Recommend a very strong stomach as it’s about butchery (the food kind) but it’s some of the most gorgeous writing I’ve ever read. I’m in love.
ARE YOU USING TURBOTAX TO FILE YOUR TAXES?
Triple. Check. Everything. When you’re finish Deductions & Credits, go BACK to that section and make sure EVERYTHING is filled out. They initially obscured our education credits. When I manually clicked back, I was suddenly able to add them.
Triple. Check. Everything. When you’re finish Deductions & Credits, go BACK to that section and make sure EVERYTHING is filled out. They initially obscured our education credits. When I manually clicked back, I was suddenly able to add them.
February 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
ARE YOU USING TURBOTAX TO FILE YOUR TAXES?
Triple. Check. Everything. When you’re finish Deductions & Credits, go BACK to that section and make sure EVERYTHING is filled out. They initially obscured our education credits. When I manually clicked back, I was suddenly able to add them.
Triple. Check. Everything. When you’re finish Deductions & Credits, go BACK to that section and make sure EVERYTHING is filled out. They initially obscured our education credits. When I manually clicked back, I was suddenly able to add them.
Can I go no contact with the US government?
February 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Can I go no contact with the US government?
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Butthole
February 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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