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Emily Roberts
@smoothunicorn.bsky.social
Writer of sweet and sexy romance. ADHD mom of ADHD grown-ups. Goddamn unicorn. Might occasionally flirt with jroberts.bsky.social. She/her

https://emilyrobertswrites.wordpress.com
I entirely agree. And absolutely no headlines about Kiss Kiss Bang Bang either!
April 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Also they make, like, SO much money off us while we quietly sob into our satin-lined luxury frizz-treating pillowcases because we aren’t self-caring enough to stop feeling like we can’t survive.
April 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bear claw. Maybe an eclair if I’m feeling it. (If you’re talking like *donut* donut, then lemon filled or cream filled.)
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
(Also, apropos of nothing, I really need people to stop trotting out Nabokov’s Lolita if they aren’t going to read it.)
March 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The internet stresses me out because while I do have a no tolerance policy personally on issues like this, I also feel that there is more nuance in some cases than people want to admit. And as you said, getting clear on what we’re actually mad about.
March 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In terms of her arrest, that’s between her and her country’s legal system. If she’s culpable, it’ll hopefully get sorted there. AU law is pretty strict in that regard. But I agree that we need to be able to discuss these things as a community when they come up.
March 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Frantically looking at my last few posts and wanting to let everyone know I’m not always this sad I promise.
March 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
~shit post~
a crow says you 're welcome in a dark blue background
ALT: a crow says you 're welcome in a dark blue background
media.tenor.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Story time. Once, in my youth, I experimented with cruelty. I decided, for science, to try being an internet troll. I set up new usernames and joined new online spaces and tried being a dick to people. I thought maybe I’d feel some satisfaction. Instead it made me want to puke. Why is this a thing?
March 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Blocked and reported.
March 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Y’all I am really liking most of what I’m seeing. It’s kind of amazing. I haven’t seen anything I didn’t like. Great red carpet this year.
March 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM