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The Nvidia $100B investment into OpenAI is absolutely crazy and SHOULD make their stock crater. Of course, that won't happen yet. But Nvidia has completely put itself into the AI bubble. Their only degree of separation was that the demand for gpus was real and the sales were real. That's gone.
September 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There are 2 types of people in this world

Those that no time
and those that knoooow time

This is an advertisement for the concept of time, paid for by big clock
January 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
You're kidding

I just realized the identity of one of the main voices in my head

That's crazy
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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halo oddball but instead of a skull it’s who can maintain possession of the twink the longest
May 26, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Conservative bots assemble.

We’ve run out of humans.
May 26, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Me me me
It's all about how I place myself in the political context

Don't give any thought to strategy
Blindly lock yourself onto a path, pretending Biden is a modern FDR/Reagan, and just blame everything you can get your hands on when Harris 2028 fizzles and you have no off ramp
Helping a party that doesn't 100% field candidates who I want to have lunch with seems better than seeing how bad Republicans can make things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Your plan for fixing the broken SCOTUS is for a disliked political party to win 3 consecutive presidential elections - a task that'd take almost complete political domination for a generation

-You don't understand why it's relevant that they might do things that are repulsive to every decent person
May 25, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Somethings we won't get to know
till we look back at
decades behind us

Somethings we can't know
even to the end

I'll tell ya one thing we'll
know exactly
at the end

Those we won
of those we tried

Long hardfought chapters of our lives
May 20, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Sometimes it feels so natural that some emojis are sexual, but others it's: "hey, leave that little guy alone"
May 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Worst thing to ever happen while skeeting: can't find the emoji you're picturing in your mind - oh no, did you make it up

Either that or being interrupted mid-skeet by an armed robbery
But only one of those happened to me tonight
May 20, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Me when I'm sober:
Oh, I'm hungry.

Me when I'm off:
I... I think,, my stomachx-having an ~orgasm
May 20, 2024 at 5:23 AM
My body is a knife for cutting through air

Who needs their air cut through
May 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I fucj with ketchup again
I'm no longer bored of it
In fact, it isvamazing
May 16, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Why Biden's threat to suspend arms to Israel is deeply misleading
Why Biden’s Threat to Suspend Arms to Israel Is A Scam
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May 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Having a panic attack, realizing that I don't know at all how hair dye works

I just wanted to be hot,, and I have done something to myself I know not of
May 14, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The Thad in me is pondering whether hard indoor floors are bad

They're pointing out that our feet have evolutionarily developed to handle a variety of terrain: surfaces and deformation rates; so limiting that range of motion overworks parts of the foot
May 13, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Defendant: I used my right to remain silent, so they got angry and added fraudulent charges as padding

Cop: They obstructed our investigation by not breaking their silence in order to inform us that they were using their right to silence

Judge: You're not gonna like what I'm about to say
May 7, 2024 at 7:23 PM
It's kinda crazy how you can "agree" to FORCED arbitration

It's obviously shitty that companies sneak these agreements into their terms of service - and dumb that the law doesn't set a high standard for relinquishing legal rights

But uhh,, why can we "voluntarily" lose legal autonomy at all?
May 7, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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by certain definitions, the dog itself is a burrito.
April 25, 2024 at 7:10 AM
So, I bought moisturizing cream instead of moisturizing lotion just to feel the difference
😳 - was not expecting that

I don't know if I used too much or not enough, but. wow.
April 23, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Sometimes I get bent out of shape thinking that even 65 years ago we were already thinking about the distant future
April 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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February 23, 2024 at 11:00 PM