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I'm the guy who shot jfk (he/him)
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hey, here's some music i made. posting it early here for all the bluesky people
common-trouble.bandcamp.com/album/spider...
Spiders, Birds, and Dragonflies, by Common Trouble
10 track album
common-trouble.bandcamp.com
I am now free of parking job
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
a thousand mckinsey consultants working for a thousand days couldn't come up with a weaker response to the present moment
When people are afraid to go to work, afraid to shop, or afraid to gather in their community, it hurts families, neighborhoods, and our entire economy.

If you can, show up for a small business and let’s continue to show the nation what it means to respond with care and decency.
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
y'know, when i threw on houses of the holy for my morning commute I didn't actually think I'd have enough time to make it to d'yer mak'r, but god bless you, halifax transit, you pulled through
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
3 days left at parking job. cannot wait to be done
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
if there's one thing this city needs, it's even more cars getting in the way of packed busses
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
just read a couple steam reviews of crow country, and i gotta say, if you're out there complaining about backtracking in crow country you might be five alarm stupid
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Not a “my sport is better than you sport“ guy. But like, come on…
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i have spent half of my time watching this watching ads. how the fuck do people watch football. people think baseball has a lot of dead time? this has been 50% advertising, 35% guys getting ready to do a play, and 15% guys running into each other and falling over
decided to throw on the super bowl. football seems like it's mainly about a lot of guys falling down
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
decided to throw on the super bowl. football seems like it's mainly about a lot of guys falling down
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
the sunday blog is here, too late for breakfast but just in time for dinner. i talk a little about my upcoming unemployment here, before thinking about turn based gameplay vis a vis baseball and reviewing the new dry cleaning album willscoolblog.neocities.org
will's cool blog
willscoolblog.neocities.org
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
weekly blog will be sunday evening instead of sunday morning. i decided to take an eyeball break by reading a little bit of a book, then ended up finishing the book and now it is after midnight, the blog still half unwritten. oh well
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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ran into the capra demon at the grocery store today and he had those two fuckin dogs with him the whole time no leash or anything
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
i started playing crow country today. i think for some reason i'd been lead to believe it was a 3d platformer? so boy was i surprised to find myself playing a resident evil 1 sort of thing. it's good, though
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
my brain is going to short circuit when I have to root against ernie clement in the world baseball classic
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i've been seeing a lot of riffs on this that don't even begin to stack up to "death camp for cutie." it's really embarrassing to see people try, to be honest
Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
so i mean, at this point we've gotta put a moratorium on making fun of reddit, right?
Trump job approval rating by news platform

🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40

www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
just revisited this scene i wrote 4 and a half years ago. i think billy "the chimp" fits really has legs, as a character
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
personally I think the blue jays approach of half the roster being plausible third basemen is the best third baseman
The Shredder is a psyop
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
5 days of parking job remain
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
quit my job today. which, in my opinion, was a very reasonable response to them moving me into a different role with a different schedule at a different location without giving me more than one day of notice
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I will be skipping this week entirely. or I will be becoming a near daily streamer (unemployed) again very soon
mario monday didn't happen today because my job decided to ruin my life this week. i'm being a little dramatic probably. mario monday will maybe be on tuesday again but also i might just skip this week entirely. time will tell
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
why not pay people to make like, real podcasts as these same characters. you'd have every really online millenial eating out of the palm of your hand
Sony has patented the idea of AI-generated podcasts hosted by characters from its games.

The idea would see players getting their own bespoke podcasts on their console, telling them what's new, hosted by the characters of the games they've been playing.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-pa...
Sony patents AI-generated podcasts voiced by characters from its games | VGC
Players would get their own personalised podcasts on their consoles telling them what’s new…
www.videogameschronicle.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
ok i only had to track down three mimics to get the exact three items i wanted so the game is perfect actually
one of the big problems with terraria imo (one of the only big problems, even) is that the hardmode invasions are just absolutely fucking miserable on master mode
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
mario monday didn't happen today because my job decided to ruin my life this week. i'm being a little dramatic probably. mario monday will maybe be on tuesday again but also i might just skip this week entirely. time will tell
February 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM