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Spiders, Birds, and Dragonflies, by Common Trouble
10 track album
common-trouble.bandcamp.com
hey, here's some music i made. posting it early here for all the bluesky people
common-trouble.bandcamp.com/album/spider...
common-trouble.bandcamp.com/album/spider...
i love watching instagram reels with grace because a video will start with a guy going "i'm wearing the world's longest jeans every day" and she'll go "i hate this guy" like they're personally acquainted
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i love watching instagram reels with grace because a video will start with a guy going "i'm wearing the world's longest jeans every day" and she'll go "i hate this guy" like they're personally acquainted
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Trump Baffles Nation with "Admittedly Pretty Impressive" Lap Steel Phantom of the Opera Medley
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trump Baffles Nation with "Admittedly Pretty Impressive" Lap Steel Phantom of the Opera Medley
we got the extra buttery flavour microwave popcorn and grace wants to put butter on it
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
we got the extra buttery flavour microwave popcorn and grace wants to put butter on it
crypto currency is for morons and criminals
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
crypto currency is for morons and criminals
youtube wants me to play whatever the hell this is
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
youtube wants me to play whatever the hell this is
hello, journalists writing about this kind of thing. please consider that every time i see one of these posts i get literally sick to my stomach. thank you
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
hello, journalists writing about this kind of thing. please consider that every time i see one of these posts i get literally sick to my stomach. thank you
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Diane, I’m approaching what I believe to be the Red Lodge. Two giant glowing yellow arches sit atop the mysterious building
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Diane, I’m approaching what I believe to be the Red Lodge. Two giant glowing yellow arches sit atop the mysterious building
bud selig, the guy who was commissioner during the steroid era and intentionally let steroid use proliferate in the league, is in the hall of fame. so there's really no good reason why barry bonds, who is indisputably the best hitter of all time, shouldn't be in there
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
bud selig, the guy who was commissioner during the steroid era and intentionally let steroid use proliferate in the league, is in the hall of fame. so there's really no good reason why barry bonds, who is indisputably the best hitter of all time, shouldn't be in there
made one of these big crazy favourite pokemon charts recently
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
made one of these big crazy favourite pokemon charts recently
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They call this sicko "the tooth fairy" on account he knocks victims out with gas and pulls their teeth. Common sense says our killer has a job dealing with teeth. A tooth salesman, the manager of a tooth bank. Canvas the neighborhoods and see who's flashing new teeth. Our perp jingles when he walks.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They call this sicko "the tooth fairy" on account he knocks victims out with gas and pulls their teeth. Common sense says our killer has a job dealing with teeth. A tooth salesman, the manager of a tooth bank. Canvas the neighborhoods and see who's flashing new teeth. Our perp jingles when he walks.
helium's "the dirt of luck" is one of the best rock albums ever imo. i would go as far as to say it is criminally underrated
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
helium's "the dirt of luck" is one of the best rock albums ever imo. i would go as far as to say it is criminally underrated
there was too much good looking food on the scrandle today and now i'm hungry. it isn't supposed to be that way
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
there was too much good looking food on the scrandle today and now i'm hungry. it isn't supposed to be that way
i would love to know what number this guy would give you if you asked him how thick he thinks the earth's crust is
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust https://gizmodo.com/palmer-luckey-wants-to-take-war-beneath-the-earths-crust-2000695764
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust
"People think it's some kind of crazy, crazy, nutty thing," said Luckey.
gizmodo.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i would love to know what number this guy would give you if you asked him how thick he thinks the earth's crust is
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
additionally it's kind of bad at the former and really, really good at the latter
it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value
New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
additionally it's kind of bad at the former and really, really good at the latter
discord please i promise you i do not need daily updates for your debian client
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
discord please i promise you i do not need daily updates for your debian client
i can't wait to be literally sick and tired while driving home from work in winter storm conditions tomorrow
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i can't wait to be literally sick and tired while driving home from work in winter storm conditions tomorrow
call me linton heathcliff the way a mysterious illness has me in a wretched mood
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
call me linton heathcliff the way a mysterious illness has me in a wretched mood
lmao
Before Trump, cite a unilateral action by the United States towards another nation for the acquisition of their resources?
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
lmao
a fundamental belief of mine is that no tool can be handled as elegantly as we handle our bodies. this is why getting used to directly handling raw meat is a vital skill for cooking, and also why hockey is fundamentally just a sillier version of soccer
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
a fundamental belief of mine is that no tool can be handled as elegantly as we handle our bodies. this is why getting used to directly handling raw meat is a vital skill for cooking, and also why hockey is fundamentally just a sillier version of soccer
terraria's empress of light is an all time great video game boss imo
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
terraria's empress of light is an all time great video game boss imo
best part of this imo is that it suggests that aliens, nessie, and the chupacabra are woke
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
best part of this imo is that it suggests that aliens, nessie, and the chupacabra are woke
i can excuse leaving off king felix. i can excuse leaving off a-rod. but leaving off king felix AND a-rod??
Ballot #1 in the 2026 Hall of Fame voting cycle is from Jorge Morejón. Andruw Jones receives the first net gained vote of the cycle. Jones finished last year 8.8% shy of election. Morejón's column: www.martinoticias.com/a/opini%C3%B...
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i can excuse leaving off king felix. i can excuse leaving off a-rod. but leaving off king felix AND a-rod??
going to start referring to james cameron's filmography as "cameronslop" to make everybody over 30 really mad at me
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
going to start referring to james cameron's filmography as "cameronslop" to make everybody over 30 really mad at me