maybe sam idk
slayhound.bsky.social
maybe sam idk
@slayhound.bsky.social
Hey we holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity here or what??
November 23, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Any enlightened haters that can provide some guidance??
November 21, 2024 at 8:53 AM
I clicked on a single video with a bear in it and now facebook knows i'm gay
November 21, 2024 at 5:07 AM
*several times a day when on twitter* oh wait I live in Australia
November 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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[estranged relative voice] I’m just here for the leftist tears 🤣
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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Every time I see someone post this image it goes viral
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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whatchall know about a churkeychanga
November 21, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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not saying anything groundbreaking here, but I really think "politics as a form of content to be served up and consumed like all other forms of content" has been an enormous, underrated disaster in terms of giving folks the illusion of being informed while essentially being gamed like a drug addict
November 14, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
November 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!
November 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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what?!?
November 19, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Hairdressers when you have thick hair: "you have thick hair"
November 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
walking my dog like, DOOMF SHITTTTSSS
November 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
My life is but a jest for onlookers 😟
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 AM
where my gaunt lil ghoulies at?!?
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Just discovered micro sleeps. Absolutely game changer for driving when tired
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 AM
working for a big company means you very frequently get an email that has a picture of a random white person and is like "a message from Steve" ... bitch who tf is Steve?? ? ?
November 15, 2024 at 12:55 AM
No time for all that turkish ice cream man
November 15, 2024 at 12:55 AM
"a child needs a father and mother" .... have you spoken to literally anyone about their relationship with their dad?
November 15, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I wish my bank app had stories. Need to know if my home-loan specialist gets down
November 15, 2024 at 12:53 AM
gacha youtuber: TOP 5 tips you MUST do otherwise ur moms a CUNT!! and you'll shit yourself AT WORK ??!?
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
If Pokemon were real I'd eat bulbasaur cabbage
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
love being in sync with my girlies (same posts are recommended to us)
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
hate a bitch that emails "can you call me?" .... you need to die!!!
November 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM