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Christian Laurin
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Louis Black in my own mind: Premium seller, algo trader, SSO market maker.
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If you are debating me and thinking I am leftist Commie, or right wing QAnon, then think again. Here is my #politicalcompass I am a slightly rightwing libertarian...
So let's get this straight... Businesses can buy a 2 million card and then bring in as many employees as they wish paying a 15K fee for each and every employee.

Nice grift this trump gold card

finance.yahoo.com/personal-fin...
Trump’s 'gold card' offers fast-track citizenship for wealthy, but experts question the payoff
Here’s a closer look at how the "Trump Gold Card" works, how much it costs, and what experts are saying about the legalities and economic impacts of this new program.
finance.yahoo.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I enjoyed living in Canada, really did. But now 30 years of Europe, and winters in the south of the portugal makes me say.... winter beautiful.... from a distance...
Good morning! It's that wonderful temperature where Celsius and Fahrenheit are the same
December 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
So people like to say that Trump is a great business person. Recently on a money and investing youtube channel I heard that if Trump had taken his 440 million that he inherited and invested in the stock market. He would be worth 13 billion now. Trump is worth a couple of billion. WHAT A CHUMP!!!
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I do think this is the end of the Trump regime as we know it. Let me explain. My wife and I were talking and she mentioned that Trump has a tendency to choose the easy way out. He wants the quick win, the quick adoration. Hence he was going to attack Iran regardless as it is a quick win.

#trump
June 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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June 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers
May 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He must be so tired of winning!!! #Trump
May 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Tell me you are boomer without saying you are a boomer...

#Trump
May 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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May 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
READ THE TEXT... I think the EU should cave. Spot the mistake... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

#Trump #EU #Tariff
Trump announces (sort of) a 50% tariff on the EU
May 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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MAGA wants horse dewormers. The rest of us want boosters.
May 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The lack of taxes on tips from One Big Beautiful Bill is going to boomerang to the consumers. As it stands workers will thus want to work for tips. Meaning companies don't have to pay wages. They will find ways around it. Thus consumers will be pressured to tip more.
May 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
One calls this being a bagholder...

$SPY $QQQ

www.reddit.com/r/WallStreet...
From the WallStreetbetsELITE community on Reddit: Retail Traders are ready to get Rugged
Explore this post and more from the WallStreetbetsELITE community
www.reddit.com
May 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Sooo apparently the Pope is a false God... Yupe that is how it works these days with the Trump fools...

#Trump #Pope
May 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Soooo.

www.marketwatch.com/story/why-is...

I have been saying that the US will turn into Japan as there is absolutely no interest in fixing their economy. Even with Doge which brutal but right is going to be for naught once the "big beautiful bill" passes.

#fed $USD #trump $SPY
Why is the Fed quietly buying billions in bonds — and hoping nobody notices?
How the Fed’s ‘stealth QE’ is bullish for bitcoin, gold and commodities.
www.marketwatch.com
May 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Yet @jaketapper.bsky.social is doing a hit piece book on Joe Biden and his mental decline? Way to go Jake! Another idiotic journalist missing the mark. Meanwhile, Trump posts a video of him in the band 'Journey' while CNN hides under rocks in fear and for the tax breaks of their Board members.
Trump posted a bizarre AI video of himself performing Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’
May 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Imagine for a moment if Biden had done this. #trump

x.com/patriottakes...
x.com
May 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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This is bleak reading
May 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Documentary on German public TV (ZDF): Is Musk a Russian asset?

Worth watching.

$TSLA $TSLAQ #teslatakedown

www.youtube.com/live/Ca2m5-I...
Russische Geheimdienst-Operation: Elon Musk wohl Ziel von Putin-Agenten | ZDFheute live
YouTube video by ZDFheute Nachrichten
www.youtube.com
May 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I think we have seen the end of "woke" and mental health among GenZ Or posts like this are old news.

www.20min.ch/story/neue-s...

#GenZ #woke #mentalhealth
May 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh oh $TSLA stonks go up! Buying buying time... /s
Tesla's April retail sales in China were -8.5% YoY despite discounts on the refreshed Model Y.

Tesla's share of China's BEV market dropped from 8.4% in Apr-24 to 5.1% this April.

Tesla's April exports were down 3.3% YoY.

This is a horrible start for Q2 & worse than Q1.

$TSLA
May 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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This meme was prescient.
May 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
So lets get this straight. The Orange Man went crazy jacked up things, only to come back to what was there before. In other words Trump and his cohorts achieved nothing? And China gets yet again access to the US market without having to do anything?

Sure "The Art of a Deal"...
China's Vice Premier He Lifeng: Both sides reached an important consensus.

Both sides agreed to establish a China-US trade consultation mechanism.

The atmosphere of the meeting was candid, in-depth and constructive.

Joint statement to be issued on May 12th.
May 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM