Slamsen
@slamsen.bsky.social
CIA thirst trap. He/him, queer rights are human rights. Geology. RIP to my queen Opal Covey.
There's a moment when your slightly too long text starts being a little too bukowski
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There's a moment when your slightly too long text starts being a little too bukowski
I do almost entirely fieldwork and I am starting to see the benefits from WFH
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I do almost entirely fieldwork and I am starting to see the benefits from WFH
The most distressing part of Saw is Carey Elwes in mortician makeup with some really weird lighting.
October 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The most distressing part of Saw is Carey Elwes in mortician makeup with some really weird lighting.
Targeted ads versus current shower curtain
September 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Targeted ads versus current shower curtain
Wait Red Dwarf is on Peacock
August 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Wait Red Dwarf is on Peacock
Pitch: bill Maher in an undercover boss type show where he just has to experience the real world.
August 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pitch: bill Maher in an undercover boss type show where he just has to experience the real world.
Lot of people being insecure about machines when we've all been trained from birth to kill them with machine guns.
August 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Lot of people being insecure about machines when we've all been trained from birth to kill them with machine guns.
Buckle up boys its going to get so much dumber.
August 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Buckle up boys its going to get so much dumber.
I was going to tweet something funny but honestly guys just watch in Bruges
July 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I was going to tweet something funny but honestly guys just watch in Bruges
Ramon perez n'a pas sommeil
July 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Ramon perez n'a pas sommeil
FUCKING SOMEONE gets me
Setting the movement back by eating night cheese
July 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
FUCKING SOMEONE gets me
Oh man someone else gets it
📌If you watch Fox for even 20 minutes, you understand that not only is all this not fixable, it's the sole reason for their grotesque existence.
July 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Oh man someone else gets it
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“Fund the police” they said.
JACKSONVILLE — TW ⚠️: Unarmed Black driver has his window smashed + face punched by a sheriff’s deputy after being pulled over for not having his headlights on… during the day. 🤔
Sheriff TK Waters says they’ve launched an “internal investigation”: www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news...
Sheriff TK Waters says they’ve launched an “internal investigation”: www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news...
July 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
“Fund the police” they said.
Wife and I gluttons for punishment, Jojo Rabbit and District 9 back to back.
July 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Wife and I gluttons for punishment, Jojo Rabbit and District 9 back to back.
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I peed silently next to comic book legend Will Eisner. When we were both done he looked at me, said "This is the only place in the god damned world where everybody knows what they're doing," and left without washing his hands.
July 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I peed silently next to comic book legend Will Eisner. When we were both done he looked at me, said "This is the only place in the god damned world where everybody knows what they're doing," and left without washing his hands.
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This is the logical conclusion of “why didn’t my PhD in astronomy train me to do data science?” and that’s why I don’t have patience for that question. It’s a PhD in astronomy, not working for Apple.
July 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
This is the logical conclusion of “why didn’t my PhD in astronomy train me to do data science?” and that’s why I don’t have patience for that question. It’s a PhD in astronomy, not working for Apple.
I dont know if any scientific paper ever again will capture this level of shade.
July 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I dont know if any scientific paper ever again will capture this level of shade.
Im not saying it's an awesome car, but it's very fast and ALL the power windows switches are center consol.
July 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Im not saying it's an awesome car, but it's very fast and ALL the power windows switches are center consol.
ramon perez ne veut pas dormir
July 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
ramon perez ne veut pas dormir
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"Nearly half of white students admitted to Harvard between 2009 and 2014 were legacy students or Dean’s Interest List—a list of applicants whose relatives have donated to Harvard, the existence of which only became public knowledge in 2018"
75% of them would not have been admitted otherwise
75% of them would not have been admitted otherwise
July 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Nearly half of white students admitted to Harvard between 2009 and 2014 were legacy students or Dean’s Interest List—a list of applicants whose relatives have donated to Harvard, the existence of which only became public knowledge in 2018"
75% of them would not have been admitted otherwise
75% of them would not have been admitted otherwise