Slambat
@slambat.bsky.social
she/her. trans lesbian. idk what im doing with this account lol
western MA FGC. +R Axl. LLB Doombox. BBCF/BBTAG/REV2 maybe??
western MA FGC. +R Axl. LLB Doombox. BBCF/BBTAG/REV2 maybe??
going to turn this account into a place to do my liveblogs rather than just put them in a private discord. i will take suggestions. favorite genres w/examples:
*slasher films
*small towns w/ ensemble casts (gilmore girls, twin peaks)
*anything with deep female characters (buffy, rwby, yellowjackets)
*slasher films
*small towns w/ ensemble casts (gilmore girls, twin peaks)
*anything with deep female characters (buffy, rwby, yellowjackets)
September 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
going to turn this account into a place to do my liveblogs rather than just put them in a private discord. i will take suggestions. favorite genres w/examples:
*slasher films
*small towns w/ ensemble casts (gilmore girls, twin peaks)
*anything with deep female characters (buffy, rwby, yellowjackets)
*slasher films
*small towns w/ ensemble casts (gilmore girls, twin peaks)
*anything with deep female characters (buffy, rwby, yellowjackets)
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i expect that in the future, historians will regard the year 2025 as the year of peanut butter. from crunchy to creamy, from bargain brands to high-end organic offerings, many a jar of peanut butter has hit grocery store shelves this year. you can bet on it – just make sure to check the spread
July 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i expect that in the future, historians will regard the year 2025 as the year of peanut butter. from crunchy to creamy, from bargain brands to high-end organic offerings, many a jar of peanut butter has hit grocery store shelves this year. you can bet on it – just make sure to check the spread
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i believe i've just invented a new type of sandwich: the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. you may be thinking, "how is that different from a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" well, this sandwich has not only peanut butter, but jelly as well, making it essentially a peanut butter and jel– ah shit
July 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i believe i've just invented a new type of sandwich: the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. you may be thinking, "how is that different from a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" well, this sandwich has not only peanut butter, but jelly as well, making it essentially a peanut butter and jel– ah shit
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lost in forever's embrace
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[ penny polendina, ruby rose, nuts and dolts ]
#rwby #rwbyfanart #nutsanddolts
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[ penny polendina, ruby rose, nuts and dolts ]
#rwby #rwbyfanart #nutsanddolts
November 17, 2024 at 8:59 AM
lost in forever's embrace
;
[ penny polendina, ruby rose, nuts and dolts ]
#rwby #rwbyfanart #nutsanddolts
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[ penny polendina, ruby rose, nuts and dolts ]
#rwby #rwbyfanart #nutsanddolts
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Merry Christmas!! ❄️
My piece for @sillyflymedia.bsky.social for #SchneecretSanta2024!
#RWBY #Neopolitan
My piece for @sillyflymedia.bsky.social for #SchneecretSanta2024!
#RWBY #Neopolitan
December 26, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Merry Christmas!! ❄️
My piece for @sillyflymedia.bsky.social for #SchneecretSanta2024!
#RWBY #Neopolitan
My piece for @sillyflymedia.bsky.social for #SchneecretSanta2024!
#RWBY #Neopolitan
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April 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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2025/04/11: watching the Phillies play the Royals, there was a Royals player named "Darin B4 Men", @slambat.bsky.social and I both sat up to take a picture of his player card when it appeared on screen
April 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
2025/04/11: watching the Phillies play the Royals, there was a Royals player named "Darin B4 Men", @slambat.bsky.social and I both sat up to take a picture of his player card when it appeared on screen
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in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
November 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
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posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good
November 27, 2024 at 3:43 PM
posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good
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April 12, 2024 at 2:47 AM
posted a fic a few weeks ago, about post-war ruby examining the tea party's metaphorical resemblance to a slasher movie. i recommend having seen Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon first archiveofourown.org/works/60398878
psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est? - slambat - RWBY [Archive of Our Own]
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November 23, 2024 at 3:23 PM
posted a fic a few weeks ago, about post-war ruby examining the tea party's metaphorical resemblance to a slasher movie. i recommend having seen Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon first archiveofourown.org/works/60398878
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oh yeah ? my penis has been the winner of "Best In Show" at the westminster penis show for seven years running
November 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
oh yeah ? my penis has been the winner of "Best In Show" at the westminster penis show for seven years running
@officalrwby.bsky.social i think yall misspelled your handle. i got this to protect it, i'm happy to switch it, just @ me back
November 23, 2024 at 2:32 PM
@officalrwby.bsky.social i think yall misspelled your handle. i got this to protect it, i'm happy to switch it, just @ me back
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super cool that all these companies have decided to make customers opt OUT of having their data sold for AI training purposes
"but no one would do it if it was opt-in!"
yeah, THAT IS THE PROBLEM
"but no one would do it if it was opt-in!"
yeah, THAT IS THE PROBLEM
February 27, 2024 at 10:28 PM
super cool that all these companies have decided to make customers opt OUT of having their data sold for AI training purposes
"but no one would do it if it was opt-in!"
yeah, THAT IS THE PROBLEM
"but no one would do it if it was opt-in!"
yeah, THAT IS THE PROBLEM
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you shouldn't be able to edit your own posts, but you should be able to edit everyone else's. that way if you see a post you don't like, you can type something else in there and they won't be able to change it back. and if you're looking to defame somebody, all of a sudden that becomes a lot easier
September 22, 2023 at 5:44 PM
you shouldn't be able to edit your own posts, but you should be able to edit everyone else's. that way if you see a post you don't like, you can type something else in there and they won't be able to change it back. and if you're looking to defame somebody, all of a sudden that becomes a lot easier
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Tradwife: honey I made you dinner
Radwife: honey I need to do a sick kickflip out of an airplane today
Chadwife: honey I can kill a man with my my glutes brah
Ladwife: honey you owe me a fucking cig mate
Dadwife: honey why did you ask me to put the dog out, he's not on fire
Radwife: honey I need to do a sick kickflip out of an airplane today
Chadwife: honey I can kill a man with my my glutes brah
Ladwife: honey you owe me a fucking cig mate
Dadwife: honey why did you ask me to put the dog out, he's not on fire
February 18, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Tradwife: honey I made you dinner
Radwife: honey I need to do a sick kickflip out of an airplane today
Chadwife: honey I can kill a man with my my glutes brah
Ladwife: honey you owe me a fucking cig mate
Dadwife: honey why did you ask me to put the dog out, he's not on fire
Radwife: honey I need to do a sick kickflip out of an airplane today
Chadwife: honey I can kill a man with my my glutes brah
Ladwife: honey you owe me a fucking cig mate
Dadwife: honey why did you ask me to put the dog out, he's not on fire
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Black pepper
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
February 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Black pepper
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
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me and my fellow leftists matt taibbi and bill maher are signing a change .org petition to save conan o'brien's show! join us by using the hashtags #TeamCoco and #ImWithCoco
February 16, 2024 at 3:54 PM
me and my fellow leftists matt taibbi and bill maher are signing a change .org petition to save conan o'brien's show! join us by using the hashtags #TeamCoco and #ImWithCoco
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i want a girl with a large cock and a smaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll penis
February 16, 2024 at 2:59 AM
i want a girl with a large cock and a smaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll penis