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Clamhat
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Put Down The Chainsaw And Listen To Me

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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- Finale of game?
- 2026 Clamstream Agenda
- Pictures of trains, if you behave yourselves

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January 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - a Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 will return, next week.
- Taco Dowler
- don't talk about going home to see your family while you're in lethal danger, how many times have we been over this

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January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
idc I'm already in the driveway with the engine off and it's below freezing, I'm not getting out of the car until Bill Bruford does that one china cymbal fill
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "KISSING ALIENS" - A Halo Experience

TONIGHT:
- Is this halo? I love halo...
- featuring @theadosia.bsky.social @derfla.bsky.social @dukepaulus.bsky.social! Watch BOTH Streams!!
- various earworms

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January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- Matching Wits
- I want to see my beautiful boy!!!
- Shopping lists

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January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "NEW YEARS EVE!!!"

TONIGHT:
- fishing games!
- co-streaming with @theadosia.bsky.social !! watch both streams!!!
- i'm back!!!!

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January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
this patch is bullshit, what were they thinking
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ISEKAI'D MYSELF INTO RUNESCAPE TO WISH U A MERRY CHRISTMAS
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
please don't rob my house
programming note: I am visiting family for the holidays, CLAM STREAM will return on new years eve (maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
programming note: I am visiting family for the holidays, CLAM STREAM will return on new years eve (maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
dog moistening
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
is there a word for the specific kind of visual/dialogue typo gags that h⭐r used everywhere? Because I have dozens of them living in my brain and they've been there for over 20 years and DAGRON might be the most obscure of all of them. I think about it every time in the context of dragons
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- touching lava to simulate physical warmth
- christmas! just a week away!
- Comparisons and Discourse, probably

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December 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
CLAM STREAM SEASON 9: XENOGEARS

EPISODE 18: No Disrespect to Chaka Khan
- This is different I swear
- yeeowch!
- last episode of the year! sorry in advance for next year

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December 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- booing every other NPC
- how's it goin little man? yea
- the bals system™

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December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - a Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- I will NOT mark out about mega man.
- 0.0001% crystals obtained
- getting excited when i can't go somewhere

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December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
this and reading wikis for media franchises I'll never watch/play/read while the TV has football reruns on for background noise >>>>>>>>>>>>
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Clamhat
"AVVIES" AWARD WINNERS THREAD.
Woe be upon the winners! ❤️

Watch live 👇
www.twitch.tv/UVW_CWA
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

EPISODE 2:
- ehhh? small energy?
- lemmy kilmister appreciation zone
- you're all seeing this, right

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December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 17: That's my mana, I don't know you
- gotta get out of this dungeon
- honestly wish i was playing metroid
- real space heater hours

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December 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
this is cool as shit and it's made by people who care and you should all check it out
The Avarice Awards holds a mirror to the hollow glamour of The Game Awards, as workers continue to have their livelihoods upended by mass layoffs. We are speaking truth to the powers ruining the game industry with their greed!

Stream begins on December 10th at 7pm PT / 10pm ET on twitch.tv/UVW_CWA
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- She Is Purple For An Amazing Reason!
- backup metroid in case things go south
- shouts out lemmy

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December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
fuck do u know about me
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
finally got my dumb ass back in the studio and I'm starting to realize how obscenely powerful claves are
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 16: Legally Distinct Kingdom of Zeal
- I'm back!
- It Wasn't My Fault I Swear™
- Bully and shame me into making more video game music (please) (no seriously please)

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December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM