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Clamhat
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Put Down The Chainsaw And Listen To Me

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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- Finale of game?
- 2026 Clamstream Agenda
- Pictures of trains, if you behave yourselves

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: yellow corduroy snapback with an embroidered sand crab.
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - a Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 will return, next week.
- Taco Dowler
- don't talk about going home to see your family while you're in lethal danger, how many times have we been over this

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: salted butter
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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idc I'm already in the driveway with the engine off and it's below freezing, I'm not getting out of the car until Bill Bruford does that one china cymbal fill
Picture of a car entertainment display, the current song playing is King Crimson's "One More Red Nightmare". The picture was taken at 3:52 into the song.
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "KISSING ALIENS" - A Halo Experience

TONIGHT:
- Is this halo? I love halo...
- featuring @theadosia.bsky.social @derfla.bsky.social @dukepaulus.bsky.social! Watch BOTH Streams!!
- various earworms

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: phillies pretzel hat
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- Matching Wits
- I want to see my beautiful boy!!!
- Shopping lists

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: Herr's Truck
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "NEW YEARS EVE!!!"

TONIGHT:
- fishing games!
- co-streaming with @theadosia.bsky.social !! watch both streams!!!
- i'm back!!!!

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clamhat ready for stream. tonight's hat: brown baseball cap with pasta shapes embroidered on it. On top of the baseball cap is a party hat.
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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this patch is bullshit, what were they thinking
Picture of an advertisement in a Greggs' in London, showing "NEW AND IMPROVED SANDWICH RANGE"
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
clamhat.bsky.social
ISEKAI'D MYSELF INTO RUNESCAPE TO WISH U A MERRY CHRISTMAS
selfie posing in front of a Christmas tree, wearing a yellow paper crown, with fingers in a V selfie reclining in front of a Christmas tree, leaning backwards with my eyes closed
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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please don't rob my house
clamhat.bsky.social Clamhat @clamhat.bsky.social · 18d
programming note: I am visiting family for the holidays, CLAM STREAM will return on new years eve (maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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programming note: I am visiting family for the holidays, CLAM STREAM will return on new years eve (maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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dog moistening
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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is there a word for the specific kind of visual/dialogue typo gags that h⭐r used everywhere? Because I have dozens of them living in my brain and they've been there for over 20 years and DAGRON might be the most obscure of all of them. I think about it every time in the context of dragons
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- touching lava to simulate physical warmth
- christmas! just a week away!
- Comparisons and Discourse, probably

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Clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: Mechagodzilla
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9: XENOGEARS

EPISODE 18: No Disrespect to Chaka Khan
- This is different I swear
- yeeowch!
- last episode of the year! sorry in advance for next year

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- booing every other NPC
- how's it goin little man? yea
- the bals system™

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: Kirby
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - a Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- I will NOT mark out about mega man.
- 0.0001% crystals obtained
- getting excited when i can't go somewhere

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: "I'd Rather Be Listening to Steely Dan".
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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this and reading wikis for media franchises I'll never watch/play/read while the TV has football reruns on for background noise >>>>>>>>>>>>
photo of a dinner plate with green beans, mashed potatoes, mushrooms, sautéed kale, and baked smoked salmon. There is a bottle of Sam Adams winter white ale next to the plate.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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"AVVIES" AWARD WINNERS THREAD.
Woe be upon the winners! ❤️

Watch live 👇
www.twitch.tv/UVW_CWA
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

EPISODE 2:
- ehhh? small energy?
- lemmy kilmister appreciation zone
- you're all seeing this, right

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Clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: Steely Dan - Katy Lied
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 17: That's my mana, I don't know you
- gotta get out of this dungeon
- honestly wish i was playing metroid
- real space heater hours

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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this is cool as shit and it's made by people who care and you should all check it out
videogameworkers.bsky.social United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · Dec 8
The Avarice Awards holds a mirror to the hollow glamour of The Game Awards, as workers continue to have their livelihoods upended by mass layoffs. We are speaking truth to the powers ruining the game industry with their greed!

Stream begins on December 10th at 7pm PT / 10pm ET on twitch.tv/UVW_CWA
A stained glass-style depiction of The Game Awards trophy, emerging from a bank safe with green bills pouring out the opening. Two large ominous hands hover around the trophy, one holding a scythe to its torso. The depiction is headlined with THE AVARICE AWARDS, with details below: PRESENTED BY UNITED VIDEOGAME WORKERS, A CODE-CWA UNION LIVE ON DEC. 10TH AT 7 PM PT AT HTTPS://TWITCH.TV/UVW_CWA
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- She Is Purple For An Amazing Reason!
- backup metroid in case things go south
- shouts out lemmy

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clamhat ready for stream, posing with metroid prime 4 and a super metroid cartridge
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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fuck do u know about me
spread of items on a table, left to right: - Taco Bell takeout bag - Super Metroid SNES cartridge - Nintendo Switch 2 box - Metroid Prime 4 game case - Cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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finally got my dumb ass back in the studio and I'm starting to realize how obscenely powerful claves are
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 16: Legally Distinct Kingdom of Zeal
- I'm back!
- It Wasn't My Fault I Swear™
- Bully and shame me into making more video game music (please) (no seriously please)

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM