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Clamhat
@clamhat.bsky.social
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 15: Gang's All Here!
- Cube Lube
- Terra Finalfantasy
- BANNED FROM ALL VILLAGES

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 14: Life Goes On
- Would you like some existential crisis with your existential crisis?
- go birds baby. the beautiful game
- top 5 lore dump game

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Screenshot of a youtube video titled "Kirby's Epic Yarn Green Greens music live rendition by composer Hirokazu Ando". In the screenshot, he is playing a melodica with the breathing tube in his mouth. Screenshot of a comment from the same youtube video. The comment was posted 10 years ago from "@Dr.Frasier_Crane" and reads "This guy is a musical GENIOUS!!!" The word "genius" is misspelled.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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CLAM STREAM presents "Variety Night"

TONIGHT:
- the return of ART REVIEW.
- peggle or baba? decide my fate. or something else. i dont know
- why yes, i do stream on days besides monday

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clamhat ready for stream. tonight's hat: pale yellow corduroy featuring an embroidered design of a sand crab
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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they're calling it the wrongest post of all time
screenshot showing the score in the Flyers/Canadiens game in the 2nd intermission. The Canadiens are winning 4-3, while the Flyers are outshooting them 29-11.
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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is that good
cropped screenshot of a scoreboard from a Philadelphia Flyers, showing them scoring 3 goals on 6 shots
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOBLADE

EPISODE 13: Sick Again
- 2 weeks of normal voice was fun while it lasted
- i'm actually so normal about sports, and also esports,
- let's talk about kirby music instead (to prove that i'm normal)
- TWINK GUN PRIEST

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears". Promotional image for "Clam Stream Presents Fagen Friday's: New Frontier". A Dark Souls 2 player character made to look like Donald Fagen from Steely Dan performs 3 poses around a fire. The left and right poses are with outstretched arms, the Donald Fagen in the center is partially obscured by the flame and pointing through it. Above the left Donald Fagen is a closeup of the player character's face, framed in light. Text at the top reads "Fagen Friday's: New Frontier" in the font used for Donald Fagen's 1982 solo album, "The Nightfly". Text above the right Donald Fagen says "I would not venture far into that hole." Text below the center Donald Fagen reads "Invaded by dark spirit WALTER BECKER!". Promotional Artwork for "Hope This Helps! 8" made by ez, featuring many of my friends getting fed up with my bullshit Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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good night, sweet prince
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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about me
Discord screenshot of someone asking "clam do you know" and me replying "not usually"
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 12: Distractions
- Second screen going to be busy tonight
- finally back on the world map
- making fortunes and losing them immediately
- being a hater

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 11: See? I Told You
- I TOLD you Bart is fine.
- Sko Blays edition
- More free time soon edition

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 10: Back On The Farm Where I Belong
- Done with regular sports ruining my life
- time for ESPORTS to ruin my life
- gamefaqs on the second screen (i need it)

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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that said I do keep track of my personal favorites
screenshot of a Spotify Playlist titled "batter walkup music". Songs in order are 1999 by Prince, Sabotage by Beastie Boys, Move On Up by Curtis Mayfield, Barracuda by Heart, Cochise by Audioslave, Genesis by Justice, Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel, Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix, The Force by Lettuce, and Fuckin' in the Bushes by Oasis.
October 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

Episode 9: Bart's fine.
- Seriously. I'm sure he's fine.
- I know we haven't seen him in a while but he's fine!
- I checked, Bart is definitely fine.
- My voice definitely isn't though lol

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "The Adventures of Team BWKAAK" - A Pokemon Unite Experience

TONIGHT:
- yessir we're BACK
- sports? never heard of them
- maybe normal voice again? who knows
- IT'S BASTARD TIME

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Promotional image for "Team BWKAAK": Clamhat going Super Saiyan as Dodrio looms inside a wrestling ring. A sign reading "SEND KIT" can be seen in the background.
October 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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this entire gig felt like trying to parallel park
October 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 8: AHHHH THE METS
- enjoying the one week where i get to be truly smug about sports
- not a good sign when Xenogears is the only thing keeping me sane
- woke up in geneva, aw man i did it again

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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The Jackson 5 - Darling Dear (part 1)

Take 336 of 351 (over the span of 3 months). This is not an accomplishment but it is a record of where I'm at. Nothing else matters if it isn't funky.

Long Live James Jamerson.

#bass #cover #jackson5 #jamesjamerson
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 7: Aura Farming
- Xenogears Hype Moments compilation
- Multiplying Sephiroths
- And They All Have Gundams

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
September 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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still frame from the music video to "September" by Earth Wind & Fire
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 6 - You Should Really Go...
- Magic Number edition
- Rapidly losing track of the voices for each character
- this counts as staying on schedule (im sorry)

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
September 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "Fagen Friday's: New Frontier" - A Dark Souls 2 Experience with @fracturefalcon.bsky.social

TONIGHT:
- MOP MOP MOP MOP MOP MOP
- AHHHHHHHHHH THE METS
- dragons i guess who cares

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Promotional image for "Clam Stream Presents Fagen Friday's: New Frontier". A Dark Souls 2 player character made to look like Donald Fagen from Steely Dan performs 3 poses around a fire. The left and right poses are with outstretched arms, the Donald Fagen in the center is partially obscured by the flame and pointing through it. Above the left Donald Fagen is a closeup of the player character's face, framed in light. Text at the top reads "Fagen Friday's: New Frontier" in the font used for Donald Fagen's 1982 solo album, "The Nightfly". Text above the right Donald Fagen says "I would not venture far into that hole." Text below the center Donald Fagen reads "Invaded by dark spirit WALTER BECKER!".
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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now that the Bairs 500 commentary has been announced I can finally share my updated headshot.

hire me for your next event
Picture of me commenting super smash bros. ultimate that I made extensive edits to. I am wearing a blue polo shirt, purple mirrored sunglasses, and two baseball caps stacked on top of each other. The top one, covering up my headset, is a 2008 Phillies World Series Championship hat. I am gesturing towards the screen with my mouth open, in the middle of performing extremely insightful analysis about super smash bros. ultimate. The original background of the image has been replaced with a picture of an elliptical galaxy. In the top-left corner there is a semi-transparent picture of a manul cat, and at the bottom there is a seal extending its flippers sideways.
September 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

Episode 5: It's all just RANDOM
- probably gonna crack the seal on the xenogears wiki tonight
- the indelible joy of being a hater
- cables....... cables.................

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
September 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "Fagen Friday's: New Frontier" - A Dark Souls 2 Experience with @fracturefalcon.bsky.social

TONIGHT:
- I will only continue to get more stubbornly dumb
- Using whips as punishment (but not like that)
- "Hey check this out"

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Promotional image for "Clam Stream Presents Fagen Friday's: New Frontier". A Dark Souls 2 player character made to look like Donald Fagen from Steely Dan performs 3 poses around a fire. The left and right poses are with outstretched arms, the Donald Fagen in the center is partially obscured by the flame and pointing through it. Above the left Donald Fagen is a closeup of the player character's face, framed in light. Text at the top reads "Fagen Friday's: New Frontier" in the font used for Donald Fagen's 1982 solo album, "The Nightfly". Text above the right Donald Fagen says "I would not venture far into that hole." Text below the center Donald Fagen reads "Invaded by dark spirit WALTER BECKER!".
September 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM