old mate skub
@skub.bsky.social
likely to die at some point. writer of some stuff, sometimes. musician - as/with Leonardo's Robot, find @ bandcamp or the apps that keep all the money. he/him. doyen.
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I cannot have this post lost to time. I am putting it here for safekeeping
February 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I cannot have this post lost to time. I am putting it here for safekeeping
Why do they call it collingwood when you of ing the coll wood of out north ring the wood
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Why do they call it collingwood when you of ing the coll wood of out north ring the wood
Happy hottest 100
urthboy album about the gut brain axis called "The gut is bummed out inside me like a second brain"
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Happy hottest 100
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
imho stop making sense is a good concert film. i enjoyed watching it and listening to it on the big screen.
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 AM
imho stop making sense is a good concert film. i enjoyed watching it and listening to it on the big screen.
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these guys are hucking themselves down the Hollywood 16 and it's incredible
World's Most Dangerous Game of Skate! Ft. Bam Margera
YouTube video by Dern Brothers
m.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
these guys are hucking themselves down the Hollywood 16 and it's incredible
Other than the obvious culture fetish consumerism, what does it mean for the name of this beer to obviously be a transliteration of the kana into the roman alphabet when it never appears in the kana (itself a transliteration from English)? The モンスター is strangled in its crib so the monster can live
January 14, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Other than the obvious culture fetish consumerism, what does it mean for the name of this beer to obviously be a transliteration of the kana into the roman alphabet when it never appears in the kana (itself a transliteration from English)? The モンスター is strangled in its crib so the monster can live
i wish more people would realise that jb's rhetorical trick is posting something disingenuously inflammatory then, when the backlash comes, "clarifying" a needle-thread explanation that makes his leftist critics look unreasonable to his centrist readership. "Politics is a rhetorical game."
January 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
i wish more people would realise that jb's rhetorical trick is posting something disingenuously inflammatory then, when the backlash comes, "clarifying" a needle-thread explanation that makes his leftist critics look unreasonable to his centrist readership. "Politics is a rhetorical game."
Anybody have any insights into how their mental health care professional reacted when you started playing cyberpunk between appointments and showed up one day all "hey choom, it just feels like my meat chrome came with some gonk virus. None too preem."
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Anybody have any insights into how their mental health care professional reacted when you started playing cyberpunk between appointments and showed up one day all "hey choom, it just feels like my meat chrome came with some gonk virus. None too preem."
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this shit stinks man
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
this shit stinks man
nobody does it like uncle bao
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
nobody does it like uncle bao
[rob santana voice] man it's hot today
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
[rob santana voice] man it's hot today
"she twied to wam me wiv her twuck!"
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"she twied to wam me wiv her twuck!"
cool new life milestone! my dad has become very fixated on the legal contours of his death.
January 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
cool new life milestone! my dad has become very fixated on the legal contours of his death.
maybe the only western institution i still have time for or faith in
‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿
(via Variety)
(via Variety)
January 8, 2026 at 11:48 AM
maybe the only western institution i still have time for or faith in
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the results came in to the doctor and it turns out I'm built different.
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
the results came in to the doctor and it turns out I'm built different.
doesn't seem great
"Our discovery that trees deaths are happening across this entire content, regardless of forest type or location, suggests a widespread process already underway at a planetary scale."
The warming climate is killing Australia’s forest trees at a faster rate. This offers a glimpse of what may lie ahead for forests globally.
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
doesn't seem great
bowling league update they put me on the lanes with the essentially professional-level guys so out of fear I bowled well. Not as good as them obviously but i learned some stuff and with handicap I think I still came out good points-wise, I'm not really sure how that system works. Thankyou.
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
bowling league update they put me on the lanes with the essentially professional-level guys so out of fear I bowled well. Not as good as them obviously but i learned some stuff and with handicap I think I still came out good points-wise, I'm not really sure how that system works. Thankyou.
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what is there to even say at this point
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
what is there to even say at this point
why does every minor interaction need to be the worst thing
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The Minions are running around frantically screaming [redacted] has placed an order! They immediately kick into gear trying to find your particular profiles in the never-ending aisles brimming with fruits, cakes, lollies and all other delectable edibles.
The head-packer has sharpened the edges of the ruler and is ready to spank any insubordinate minions that dare taste any of them. Arnold Minion is in the corner doing some warmup pushups, preparing himself for the upcoming squeezes he will need to perform to get every last drop of flavour into each of your bottles. He’s in a fantastic mood today so expect a quick fulfillment process.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5utka74ljfhtnzcss4c2om7o/bafkreib7nbuvei663ehyjkngmhbpadxnz4bbiebkfc4audl7ycx24m72v4@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 AM
why does every minor interaction need to be the worst thing