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I write skeets for me, f*ck what you like.

Philly Phanatic, Hockey Coach, Dog Person.
Pinned
If you weren't here before the Brazilians, you have less than 0 authority on this app. Skeet on.
It’s BEEN skeets

You’re trapped in here with US
Ugh. Dont normalize skeets.

We should call them BLEETS

#bleetsnotskeets
Also, if you love soccer and plan to root medium/hard for the U.S. in the World Cup, consider aborting now because I'm not gonna have the restraint to not post about how every governing member of FIFA should be pushed into a volcano
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just wait until the competition between Netflix and Microsoft as they pour billions into ventures they don't understand because share price dictates every action.

Another L for antitrust in the era of American fascism.
Netflix, which has no idea what to do with video games, could own more video games
aftermath.site/netflix-games-...
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Is he the one responsible for murdering iOS over the last decade or is he just the one changing layouts and cashing a check?
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
First N*T skeeter of 2026 has been eliminated. Started early.
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's okay, Chip Kelly told me that was a winning formula.
The #Eagles defense has played an alarming number of snaps (275) over the last four games.

The 47 first-half snaps they played vs. the Bears was the most any defense has played in a first half this year.

That and more takeaways here: allphly.com/five-eagles-...
Five Eagles takeaways: Nick Sirianni stands by Kevin Patullo and making sense of the leaky run defense - PHLY Sports
The Eagles are still one day away from reconvening at the NovaCare Complex in earnest, but there is plenty to unpack surrounding this team in the meantime.
allphly.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Oh if Jim McGreevey is back you can stick a fork in the modern democratic party.
Early results in Jersey City: James Solomon, the more progressive candidate, is crushing former governor Jim McGreevey 69% to 31% with the first batch (7K votes).
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Kevin Patullo is gonna go 11- 6 and lose in the divisional round with one of the best rosters ever assembled. And everybody's gonna stand around and let it happen.

Brutal.
September 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Goodbye Nick. You went out in the most embarassing way possible: the exact same way as your predecessor.
Sirianni says Kevin Patullo is still the play caller.
Nick Sirianni, asked if there have been any changes, basically doesn’t answer.
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
College football is a sport to me the same way that any X Games event is a sport to me.

You can call something the championship, but at the end of the day the recipe to winning it is too stupid for me to invest in emotionally or even take vaguely seriously.
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm dead serious. Put the fucking NYT on my timeline in 2026. See how fast that block is laid out.
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."

Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Maybe think before you release the agents press release next time lmao
What an unfortunate situation. Frank Ragnow fails his physical.
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Always embarassing when the educated enable fascism and then use a bunch of big words to sell you on the notion that they aren't simply enabling fascism.

That degree used to mean something lol.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Nick Sirianni wasted 2 years of AJ Brown's prime with his hubris. The fact that you handcuffed him and won a championship in between those years means nothing. You fired Doug for this. Go find another stooge.
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Time for the beat reporters to actually ask a real question, huh?
After today's performance, the Eagles offense ranks 28th in success rate.

They are producing a positive play at a lower rate than offenses like the Saints and the Jets.

It's the worst offensive success rate for an Eagles team through Week 13 in the last 20 years.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Howie Roseman wears this dogshit too btw.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
9 points lmao. Fire the entire offensive staff.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Really can’t come up with a better summation of the economy than companies arguing that it isn’t illegal to break the law when you use tech
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.

RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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When you are smiling because you know you found just the right stick for the nest and your partner will be SO happy!

#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Shoot 2 more. It's the only sign of resistance to fascism I've seen in 9 months.
Last Thursday, a federal judge ruled that Trump’s deployment of 2,000 National Guard troops to Washington, D.C., was illegal.

Today 2 National Guard soldiers are shot

Trump sends 500 more troops

🤔
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
When they tell you they're not Nazis you fucking laugh and spit in their faces.
Video of her being dragged by authorities in Ghana:

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Imagine publishing this after the Washington Post and NYT have already disgraced themselves from relevance.
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
And Howie allowing it "because he won" is one of the most wasteful uses of this roster possible.
Seems like Sirianni is gonna go out the same way Pederson did, huh? By being a stubborn jackass who protects his incompetent pals?
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Season's over
Nick Sirianni says he hasn’t contemplated taking play-calling away from Kevin Patullo.

“I thought Kevin did a good job of calling it.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm done with Nick. Back to fully out until he's fired. I'm not investing emotionally in players you don't use. Get fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM