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𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅
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Who Is Skelbton The Wizard? 🔞
Pinned
Gonna start listening to the enchanted sword of the ancients when it whispers to me
It’s just this till you die
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Once you get fat in your mid twenties you start feeling like Tony soprano
February 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Otherworldly landscape of White Pocket, Arizona #ColorADay #OrangeSun #Photography #Rocks #Arizona #Landscape 📷
February 16, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Currently the only two songs I can remember how to play on guitar are Wham! By Lonnie Mack and Blue Shadows on the Trail from The Three amigos.
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Hey baby you can go wild on my guangdong
February 16, 2026 at 10:31 AM
The worst part of owning guns isn’t the price it’s that the dumbest fuck on the planet will think that you and him are best friends and agree on every single political issue and let me tell you he has the wrong opinion on every single issue he knows about
February 15, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.
February 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
starting to think the little furry gremlin ripping parts of the wing off of this airliner is into me
February 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Need this rn
February 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I WAS AT THAT FUCKING TOUR. I SAW PRINCE LIVE AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN 2011 WHEN I WAS 11 PLEASE GOD TELL ME I DID NOT GO TO THE SAME CONCERT AS JEFFERY EPSTEIN
February 5, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Bluesky exclusive bunny art
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Datamoshing my GABA and glutamate receptors
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
January 19, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Revealing word choice
Senior White House official says local and state police in Minneapolis “have been ordered to stand down and surrender.”

What?
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I wanted to be like Merle haggard until I learned I can’t stand gin. Misery on the other hand seems to think I like it
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Whoever put the bookmark button so close to the share button needs a firm talking to
January 19, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I can draw anything
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My cat is a Vietnam veteran
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Account is 18+ because I’m pretty sure there’s nobody under the age of 25 on this website
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Nightmare 1/5/25

I was in a catacomb or maybe a necropolis? i could barely see infront of me and there were these demons? very medieval depictions but realistic if that makes sense. they were fucking with me.
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 AM
one of the nicest things anyone's ever done for me is a friend in Tennessee volunteered for road work and litter abatement (basically the chain gang) so he could be released from prison sooner so he could attend my wedding
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 AM
I know the true meaning of cow tools and I refuse to share it with anyone
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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people used to connect to the internet by plugging their land line into a slab of raw meat
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM