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How are neither of those cards?
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Imagine a World Series decided by a replay review.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It only took 7 years but adobe finally caught on that I graduated and stopped charging me the student rate…
November 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Spent all afternoon making dinner for my family. Turns out it’s too spicy and half of them can’t eat it 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️.
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just dropped a bottle of mustard on the floor and it exploded everywhere, which is annoying but it does mean I got to say I Poupon the floor🙃🙃
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
4-0 vs Skubal just as everyone predicted.
October 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oh my fucking god!!!
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????

A:
it’s not even a sacrifice, it’s like a Free Gift With Purchase
September 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Waymo Trying to Get Through 5-Way Green Lake Stop Spontaneously Combusts: tinyurl.com/ycscn4sv
September 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The nod at the end oh my god!!
Pretty sure this is the moment Brian Schmetzer realized he made North American soccer history 👑⚽️🇺🇸

#soundersfc #leaguescup
September 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Cry more you whiny fucks
September 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Who the fuck is Paul Rothrock!!!!
September 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Osaze missing to sitters and then doing that lmao
August 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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LMFAOOOOO
August 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Riders of IPT listen to me:
Terminate contract by saying the sponsor of the team is putting you at risk of getting injured by protestors🔥🔥🔥
August 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Check out this Cervelo I found on Facebook marketplace today. Super cheap. Guy must have really wanted to get rid of it!!
August 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Low effort meme
August 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“I told you I fucking got this”

-Andrew Thomas
August 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Hot take: we should ban PEDs in all competitions except the Little League World Series.
August 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Pretty sure this is the first time the Sounders and Mariners have both been fun since 1995!
August 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Reboot Anthony Bourdain’s “No Reservations” but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because he’s a querulous, joyless douche and he’s constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before he’ll try the khao jee
August 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
9️⃣😎
August 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Shoutout to the Kroger gas employee I just watched take a smoke break next to a pump. Ultimate dudes rock energy lmao.
August 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Did georgi just take his shirt off on a yellow??
August 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM