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Who the fuck is Paul Rothrock!!!!
He scored against the loyal put his name up on the board. He put the knife in Houston and sent Steve Clarke to the lord. He’s never seen a football match in which he hasn’t scored. And still we all sing on… Who the fuck is Paul Rothrock? x3 As the sounders all march on on on on! He grew up as a Sounder since the day that he was born His touch is unbelievable, he’s like a unicorn His finishes is so effortless, he has no need for porn And still we all sing on… Who the fuck is Paul Rothrock? x3 As the sounders all march on on on on!
September 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Check out this Cervelo I found on Facebook marketplace today. Super cheap. Guy must have really wanted to get rid of it!!
Visma LAB team issue Cervelo R5. Definitely not stolen from the team bus last night.
August 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Low effort meme
If I had a nickel for every time the Sounders won a game 5-2 this year I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
August 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Twins!
Sounders and mariners both winning 6-0.
August 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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This is called the Lance Armstrong defense.
From Elon on twitter: You can tell immediately that someone is a massive liar if they're claiming I'm on drugs, as I am one of the most photographed people on Earth and am in meetings with a wide array of people 7 days a week! Moreover, I was randomly drug tested for ~ 3 years after one semi-puff on @JoeRogan. Not the slightest trace of drugs or alcohol was found.
June 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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If I had a nickel every time Houston got a bizarre red card against the sounders I’d have 6 nickels which is a decent number of nickels honestly.
May 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Shoulda been a penalty
From proreferees.com: Outcome: After review, St Louis #4 [Joakim Nilsson] did not commit a punishable handball offense inside the penalty area. The final decision was no penalty, and play was restarted with a drop ball. Length of Review: 3:47 PRO’s opinion: The referee allowed play to continue because he determined that the shot from Obed Vargas (SEA) struck Nilsson’s (STL) body before hitting his arm. The referee was incorrect to maintain his decision of no penalty after video review. The ball continued on the same general trajectory toward the goal after it had hit Nilsson’s thigh and struck the arm, which was away from his body, and made him unnaturally bigger. This was not a successful block with the body because there was no clear change in the direction of the ball. A penalty should have been awarded.
May 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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My cat is such a derp haha
Close up of a shorthair tabby. His pink tongue is sticking out ever so slightly from his mouth.
April 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Nice to see Rent Boy building a bit of a routine.
The scene from Trainspotting where Ewan McGregor dives into the worst toilet in Scotland with white text overlayed that says 5:23 am in the style of the weird influencer video from a few days ago.
March 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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The mariners should start signing every prospect named Julio Rodriguez until we make the Team of Griffeys commercial a reality.
Screen capture showing that the Mariners have signed free agent catcher Julio E. Rodriguez and assigned him to the Arkansas Travelers. This is not the Julio Rodriguez that has played centerfield the last three seasons for the mariners.
January 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The illusion of choice.
TV guide showing four different espn stations which are all showing the CFP national championship.
January 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Lmao the Strava ai is so fucking useless.
A screen capture of my most recent Strava workout. The average power field says I rode at 181 watts. The AI says I rode at 187 watts.
January 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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If I fits I sits
A UPS 747 airplane is unbalanced, causing it to tip back and rest on its tail.
December 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Blessed are the pierogi makers
A cookie sheet with many pierogis made on it, ready to be cooked.
November 28, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Malcom in the Middle gif with the caption “I expected nothing and I’m still let down”
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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This little man has no idea what daylight savings time is and would like everyone to know he hasn’t had dinner yet.
A brown tabby cat looks towards the camera with concern about the timeliness of his next meal.
November 7, 2024 at 11:08 PM