smutty smoot
@sirensbooks.bsky.social
sometimes i say really odd shit.
forever lost in a book.
cr: the lies of locke lamora ⚔️
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forever lost in a book.
cr: the lies of locke lamora ⚔️
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ask/tell me -> https://ngl.link/sirensbooks
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smutty smoot
@sirensbooks.bsky.social
· Nov 26
women don’t want flowers we want to be immortalized into poetry
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@sirensbooks.bsky.social Hey, Bud…..I’ve missed seeing you!!! I hope all is well 🤗🤗
What are you reading at the moment?
What are you reading at the moment?
June 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@sirensbooks.bsky.social Hey, Bud…..I’ve missed seeing you!!! I hope all is well 🤗🤗
What are you reading at the moment?
What are you reading at the moment?
😭 i’m really sorry for that. life is heckin busy and just doesn’t seem to be slowing down! but no i won’t leave the bluebird app unless another oligarch or tyrant comes in and ruins it. i’m here to stay. send me examples of content you miss and would like to see more of again? might help me xoxo
April 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
😭 i’m really sorry for that. life is heckin busy and just doesn’t seem to be slowing down! but no i won’t leave the bluebird app unless another oligarch or tyrant comes in and ruins it. i’m here to stay. send me examples of content you miss and would like to see more of again? might help me xoxo
it’s a polyjamorous kinda day. entire music library is on shuffle. anything exceptional y’all have found/are listing to lately?
February 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
it’s a polyjamorous kinda day. entire music library is on shuffle. anything exceptional y’all have found/are listing to lately?
stress is not good for the baby (i’m the baby)
February 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
stress is not good for the baby (i’m the baby)
ilysm. we would have a grand time at dinner! thank you for being here with me 🫶🏻
February 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
ilysm. we would have a grand time at dinner! thank you for being here with me 🫶🏻
so what I’m hearing is we 👏🏻 like 👏🏻 the sass 👏🏻
ALSO TO BE CLEAR - the sass is a positive anyway so I personally would rather it stick around 😂
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
so what I’m hearing is we 👏🏻 like 👏🏻 the sass 👏🏻
an orgasm a day keeps the sass at bay
February 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
an orgasm a day keeps the sass at bay
i feel like Love Is Blind is a horror show to non-monog folks lmao like being forced to listen to these ppl say “it’s unfair to connect so strongly to 2 people when you’re forced to pick 1” must be insanity to hear 😂
February 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i feel like Love Is Blind is a horror show to non-monog folks lmao like being forced to listen to these ppl say “it’s unfair to connect so strongly to 2 people when you’re forced to pick 1” must be insanity to hear 😂
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hi, how are we, are we surviving
hi, how are we, are we surviving
February 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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hi, how are we, are we surviving
hi, how are we, are we surviving
english breakfast tea in an american eggs and bacon mug is the way to do it 🤌🏻
December 17, 2024 at 1:53 PM
english breakfast tea in an american eggs and bacon mug is the way to do it 🤌🏻
loving everything about your own body is a different kind of peace
December 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
loving everything about your own body is a different kind of peace
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@sirensbooks.bsky.social I saw my friend's snarky remark at this humpback whale and thought of the shit you've head to deal with.
obviously it’s bcos he’s not tall enough. he’s such a ‘nice guy™️’.
A male humpback whale set a record by swimming more than 8,000 miles from South America to Africa and traversing at least three oceans — most likely in search of a mate, researchers said.
December 13, 2024 at 9:23 AM
@sirensbooks.bsky.social I saw my friend's snarky remark at this humpback whale and thought of the shit you've head to deal with.
you glow differently when you’re a hydrated bitch
December 12, 2024 at 5:13 PM
you glow differently when you’re a hydrated bitch
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What do I want for Christmas?
A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef.
I'm really not that hard to shop for.
A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef.
I'm really not that hard to shop for.
December 12, 2024 at 12:19 PM
What do I want for Christmas?
A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef.
I'm really not that hard to shop for.
A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef.
I'm really not that hard to shop for.
chillest birthday i’ve ever had tbh
December 10, 2024 at 4:15 AM
chillest birthday i’ve ever had tbh
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?
Signed, a librarian.
Signed, a librarian.
December 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?
Signed, a librarian.
Signed, a librarian.
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Choose empathy. Read.
December 6, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Choose empathy. Read.
Christmas in Coconut Creek has been an adorably sexy and hilarious read so far. idk why but it reminds me of that movie Anyone But You! 🎄🥥
December 6, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Christmas in Coconut Creek has been an adorably sexy and hilarious read so far. idk why but it reminds me of that movie Anyone But You! 🎄🥥
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I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
PSA: your reading journey is your reading journey. when/why/how you DNF a book is completely up to you and you alone. and if you’re like me and can’t DNF a book to save your life bc you just ✨have✨ to finish it (bc I won’t get credit for reading what I did read of it if I don’t???) that’s ok too!
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
PSA: your reading journey is your reading journey. when/why/how you DNF a book is completely up to you and you alone. and if you’re like me and can’t DNF a book to save your life bc you just ✨have✨ to finish it (bc I won’t get credit for reading what I did read of it if I don’t???) that’s ok too!
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It has been a long while since I've read a book I disliked as much as the one I just finished, and it's a good reminder that not every book is for everyone. And that's okay! Read what you like and write what you need to--someone out there might hate it, but others will love it.
December 5, 2024 at 3:04 PM
It has been a long while since I've read a book I disliked as much as the one I just finished, and it's a good reminder that not every book is for everyone. And that's okay! Read what you like and write what you need to--someone out there might hate it, but others will love it.