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smutty smoot (siren)
@sirensbooks.bsky.social
i’m tall.
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sometimes i say really odd shit.
forever lost in a book.
cr: the lies of locke lamora ⚔️
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my stuff -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qjkibhr5kjlk5daqjmqlgdyq/lists/3lbbaxlz5zv2l
ask/tell me -> https://ngl.link/sirensbooks
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women don’t want flowers we want to be immortalized into poetry
i think the issue with most ppl online is they don’t know who to be, whereas all I know to be is exactly who I am, so - YALL GET EVERYTHING I GUESS LMAO
August 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
thank you for this 🙏🏻 i’m actually so looking forward to the bookish content i’ll start posting soon, i’ve branched out into the spicy book world and have all the exciting things to share 😈 of course amongst my usual high fantasy / sci-fi books 💅🏻
August 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
i miss YOU 😭🥺
August 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
life updates I guess? lmao

- i’m going to start streaming playing games (mostly cozy, some horror lulz) v v soon like a matter of weeks if that

- i moved and have a big beautiful library for my books so i’ll be sharing all the bookish content

- the pups are healthy and well and loving their yard
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
hello my loves.
August 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reposted by smutty smoot (siren)
@sirensbooks.bsky.social Hey, Bud…..I’ve missed seeing you!!! I hope all is well 🤗🤗
What are you reading at the moment?
June 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
😭 i’m really sorry for that. life is heckin busy and just doesn’t seem to be slowing down! but no i won’t leave the bluebird app unless another oligarch or tyrant comes in and ruins it. i’m here to stay. send me examples of content you miss and would like to see more of again? might help me xoxo
April 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
it’s a polyjamorous kinda day. entire music library is on shuffle. anything exceptional y’all have found/are listing to lately?
February 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
whatever being a very tall female athlete sucks blah blah my growth spurt fucked up my ligaments yada yada i refuse to live a sedentary life
February 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
side note, left knee surgery is imminent and i am le sad. i knew this was an inevitable (iykyk, i played ball all my life thru college and now coach, have had 4 knee surgeries on my r. knee) but i am still bummed. but that’s why i’ve been puttin in the work at the gym, so. yay me? ugh.
February 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
at my orthopedist’s office and this man rolled his chair up to me, grab my thighs in his hands, shook them, and said “look at these quads!” i am deceased
February 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
stress is not good for the baby (i’m the baby)
February 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
you know what i don’t miss at all in any capacity? twitter
February 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
ilysm. we would have a grand time at dinner! thank you for being here with me 🫶🏻
February 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
so what I’m hearing is we 👏🏻 like 👏🏻 the sass 👏🏻
ALSO TO BE CLEAR - the sass is a positive anyway so I personally would rather it stick around 😂
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
can anyone else not cross their eyes lmao it hurts SO MUCH to try to do
February 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
an orgasm a day keeps the sass at bay
February 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
can’t even imagine still being the person i used to be
February 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i often think about how exciting my life was 10 years ago as a baby 20s year old compared to how simple and gentle and calm my life has become in my 30s and while i’m glad for the experiences, the life i’ve curated completes me
February 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
🧢😜
February 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i feel like Love Is Blind is a horror show to non-monog folks lmao like being forced to listen to these ppl say “it’s unfair to connect so strongly to 2 people when you’re forced to pick 1” must be insanity to hear 😂
February 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
👀

hi, how are we, are we surviving
February 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM