Ethel Mercury
@siphonalcanal.bsky.social
I’m not who you think I am or what I seek to be, I’m a secret third thing that sucks and it’s my own fault for being this way.
Obviously, she couldn’t run in those pants
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Obviously, she couldn’t run in those pants
Epstein jokes are tasteless because they obscure and trivialize the victims of his crimes and socialize the horrific implications of his enterprise.
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Epstein jokes are tasteless because they obscure and trivialize the victims of his crimes and socialize the horrific implications of his enterprise.
Breaking News: this sink has schmeghma [sp?]
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Breaking News: this sink has schmeghma [sp?]
If anyone’s looking for a waterlogged broken picture frame, I can hook you up
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If anyone’s looking for a waterlogged broken picture frame, I can hook you up
The wife and I just took an hour nap and are having Coke zeros at 5 PM. You know what that means . . . when the baby goes down we’re watching a movie with subtitles.
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The wife and I just took an hour nap and are having Coke zeros at 5 PM. You know what that means . . . when the baby goes down we’re watching a movie with subtitles.
Currently I can hear my shitty neighbor podcasting from my bathroom, talking about affordability, probably don’t disagree with her but I am about to time this next farty turd just right.
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Currently I can hear my shitty neighbor podcasting from my bathroom, talking about affordability, probably don’t disagree with her but I am about to time this next farty turd just right.
[In a Conor O’Malley voice] THE ALGORITHM IS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH GARY SINISE!
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
[In a Conor O’Malley voice] THE ALGORITHM IS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH GARY SINISE!
I’m getting to the age when hotel mirrors can no longer adequately flatter
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m getting to the age when hotel mirrors can no longer adequately flatter
Well, I’m leaving D.C. if Mamdani wins
October 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Well, I’m leaving D.C. if Mamdani wins
I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t “liked” every Brisk God video
October 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t “liked” every Brisk God video
I’m doing a boss job of ruining the most intense part of the Pitt by calling out all the actors who were also in I Think You Should Leave
September 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m doing a boss job of ruining the most intense part of the Pitt by calling out all the actors who were also in I Think You Should Leave
Ate something that tasted like shrimp that wasn’t supposed to, begin the countdown!
September 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ate something that tasted like shrimp that wasn’t supposed to, begin the countdown!
We hate Elmo’s legs don’t we, folks? Disgusting!
September 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We hate Elmo’s legs don’t we, folks? Disgusting!
“Hi, I’m the worse product engineer ever employed by a consumer products company, of course babies can’t remove anything that is suction cupped to a surface”
September 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Hi, I’m the worse product engineer ever employed by a consumer products company, of course babies can’t remove anything that is suction cupped to a surface”
Whenever I think about how popular and good Andor is, it will still never match Rogue One because it will never get its own special edition Nissan crossover
September 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Whenever I think about how popular and good Andor is, it will still never match Rogue One because it will never get its own special edition Nissan crossover
Reposted by Ethel Mercury
The Speaker of the House has learned that the President worked for decades behind the scenes on a secret strike force to take down the world's most notorious pedophile.
He planned the announcement for maximum impact: responding to a guy yelling at him in a hallway with at 5:30 p.m. on a Friday.
He planned the announcement for maximum impact: responding to a guy yelling at him in a hallway with at 5:30 p.m. on a Friday.
Yeah this is real. Mike Johnson said Trump was an FBI informant in the Epstein case.
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Speaker of the House has learned that the President worked for decades behind the scenes on a secret strike force to take down the world's most notorious pedophile.
He planned the announcement for maximum impact: responding to a guy yelling at him in a hallway with at 5:30 p.m. on a Friday.
He planned the announcement for maximum impact: responding to a guy yelling at him in a hallway with at 5:30 p.m. on a Friday.
Sad to see a fledgling not be able to keep up with the rest of the van flock on their migration to burning man
August 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sad to see a fledgling not be able to keep up with the rest of the van flock on their migration to burning man
I should’ve known sinners was going to be ass when the twins had those dumb fucking hats, also where did the choctaw go? Also, she heard about vampires but knows everything about how to defeat them?
August 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I should’ve known sinners was going to be ass when the twins had those dumb fucking hats, also where did the choctaw go? Also, she heard about vampires but knows everything about how to defeat them?
Trump is alive, will finish his term, chaos reigns, there’s no easy way out. grow up, fuckface
August 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Trump is alive, will finish his term, chaos reigns, there’s no easy way out. grow up, fuckface
Chyrons are a privilege, please relax, project runway
August 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Chyrons are a privilege, please relax, project runway
Breathing out of both nostrils is the height of luxury
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Breathing out of both nostrils is the height of luxury
It happened again
August 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It happened again
Tulsi is going to refer Obama to the DOJ for prosecution . . . in a post Trump v. United States world, brilliant gambit, Madam
July 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Tulsi is going to refer Obama to the DOJ for prosecution . . . in a post Trump v. United States world, brilliant gambit, Madam
Live to network, network to live
July 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Live to network, network to live