Just some Riff kings, vibing. Too bad they weren’t recording . . .

You are the nu metal ouroboros

Also, we get a revenge porn Rambo fantasy and we have to wait until after the credits for an actual plot driven scene that we should have got before a hypothetical reasonable person left the fucking theater?

Also, the Klan comes the next day, this is the terrorist organization who famously come at night? So they come the next day so we are denied a satisfying scene where vampires eat the klan?

There should be a missing scene where what’s-her-face talks to the choctaw vampire hunters about the vampires.