Ethel Mercury
@siphonalcanal.bsky.social
I’m not who you think I am or what I seek to be, I’m a secret third thing that sucks and it’s my own fault for being this way.
Obviously, she couldn’t run in those pants
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Obviously, she couldn’t run in those pants
Breaking News: this sink has schmeghma [sp?]
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Breaking News: this sink has schmeghma [sp?]
If anyone’s looking for a waterlogged broken picture frame, I can hook you up
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If anyone’s looking for a waterlogged broken picture frame, I can hook you up
[In a Conor O’Malley voice] THE ALGORITHM IS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH GARY SINISE!
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
[In a Conor O’Malley voice] THE ALGORITHM IS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH GARY SINISE!
We hate Elmo’s legs don’t we, folks? Disgusting!
September 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We hate Elmo’s legs don’t we, folks? Disgusting!
Sad to see a fledgling not be able to keep up with the rest of the van flock on their migration to burning man
August 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sad to see a fledgling not be able to keep up with the rest of the van flock on their migration to burning man
It happened again
August 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It happened again
Live to network, network to live
July 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Live to network, network to live
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!!!
July 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!!!
Along with cash, her passport and security badge, there was also a jar of dog teeth and the bag itself was made from dog leather
April 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Along with cash, her passport and security badge, there was also a jar of dog teeth and the bag itself was made from dog leather
Recession-ass-indicator-ass-menu
April 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Recession-ass-indicator-ass-menu
5 DoD senior staff taken down, Hegseth is living his own Dipshit Downfall
April 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
5 DoD senior staff taken down, Hegseth is living his own Dipshit Downfall
So they’re calling it ‘Ladies who Launch’ . . . You get that, Paul? ‘Ladies who Launch’
April 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So they’re calling it ‘Ladies who Launch’ . . . You get that, Paul? ‘Ladies who Launch’
Almost done with my pint of red wine, I don’t get Sunday scaries
January 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Almost done with my pint of red wine, I don’t get Sunday scaries
STORIES OF YOUR PROWESS TRANSCENDED SPACE ANS TIME
November 30, 2024 at 10:42 PM
STORIES OF YOUR PROWESS TRANSCENDED SPACE ANS TIME
Quote with your emotional support isopod
November 2, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Quote with your emotional support isopod
Kicking back with a few Farrakhaner Weissbiers on this lazy Sunday afternoon
October 6, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Kicking back with a few Farrakhaner Weissbiers on this lazy Sunday afternoon
Before it ends, gotta get this one in
June 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Before it ends, gotta get this one in
guess I piss out of my face when I sleep
May 29, 2024 at 1:49 AM
guess I piss out of my face when I sleep