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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · Nov 3
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Homer, looking at a Drinking Bird: This is the greatest invention in the world.
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Still from The Simpsons. Officer Lou holding his gun sideways. Lou: Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool. Chief Wiggum (chuckling): Ah, sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Still from The Simpsons. Mayor Quimby at a debate, looking sickly and his hair raised like two devil horns. There are flames surrounding his face. A caption runs at the bottom saying, "FLAMES ADDED ELECTRONICALLY BY CHANNEL 6"
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Frankenstein (2025)
Homer, moving boxes in the garage. Marge, Lisa, and Bart are watching from behind. Homer: But when I'm passionate about something I see it through to the end. A legless robot is behind one of the boxes. Its body is a bucket and its arms are a broom and a tennis racket. Robot: Father, give me legs. Homer throws the robot out onto the street. The robot painfully tries to move while Homer looks on disapprovingly. It's dragging its battery pack behind it. Robot: Father!
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Robot Jox (1989)
Bart and Homer next to their "robot" in an arena. Announcer: Join us next week for our title bout, when Knockahomer will try to unseat five-time defending champion... Announcer: Smashius Clay, A.K.A. Killhammad Aieee! A mechanical door opens and purple fog billows out. Professor Frink and his son operate a giant robot resembling ED-209 from Robocop.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Lord of Light (1967) by Roger Zelazny
The Hindu god Vishnu sits in the centre of the Earth pressing buttons and switches on a bunch of complicated machines. He wipes his forehead with two of his six arms. He goes "whew" in exhaustion. He gets back to work calmly handling the machines.
October 8, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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A Man for All Seasons (1966)
Marge standing on a tall building with a crowd of people watching from the ground. Homer rushes out and yells, "Marge, don't do it! Give divorce a chance!"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Lisa and the Devil (1973)
Barney in a supermarket, talking to a giant bottle of pancake syrup shaped like a woman. Barney: Excuse me, ma'am. Where are the lampshades? Barney accidentally knocks the bottle over. The bottle is on the ground and spilling syrup everywhere. Barney: Ma'am? Oh! I've killed her! Barney: It's all happening again! [sobbing, screaming]
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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July 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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It never came up on the show, but Matt Groening said in an interview before Futurama came out that The Simpsons was still on the air in the year 3000 and fans were complaining that it's no longer as good as its first 500 seasons.
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Khan Noonien Singh was frozen before The Simpsons started to go downhill.
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Chris Ouellette
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)
Krusty in a Dracula costume: Bleh! Hey! Hey! Krusty: Tonight, I'm going to suck! The cue card guy changed "Tonight I'm going to suck" for "Your blood" Krusty: Your blood!
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Why does Gary Coleman not simply use his kung fu abilities to escape from the space kidnappers?
October 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Ma (2019)
Homer on the street, pointing offscreen. Marge, as a cop, looks where he's pointing. Homer: I'm going to get some beer for those kids over there. Kearny, Jimbo Jones, and Dolph stand in an alley, giving thumbs up.
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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No, that's German for uhhhhh
Sideshow Bob looking down at his chest tattoo that reads, "Die, Bart, Die".
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Can’t believe this is actually labeled Adult Content. I literally used to do this sorta label on my posts as a joke on Twitter with this image of Homer
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Mel Blanc be like
Still from the Simpsons. Female voice actress: I voiced Twiki. "Bidi!" Homer: You mean "Bidi Bidi Bidi"? Actress: No, they only paid me to say it once then they tripled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1982)
Itchy is a barber and Scratchy is the costumer. Itchy is using normal scissors and a comb. Itchy takes out a razor blade and swings it at Scratchy's head. Itchy kicks away Scratchy's severed head. Blood sprays out of Scratchy's neck stump like a fountain and Itchy dances around it.
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922)
Mr. Burns, to Homer: It's company policy to give you the Plague.
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Goddamn it, what is going on with these greyed out images??
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Peacemaker (Season 2)
Grampa Simpson, with his hand over his heart: And that's how I earned the Iron Cross.
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Peacemaker (Season 1)
Bart and Lisa in the Treehouse. Bart: Because... nobody ever suspects "The Butterfly" (laughing maniacally. A fantasy sequence where Skinner is being dragged off by the cops. The burning ruins of the school are in the background. Skinner: I didn't burn down the school. It was the Butterfly, I tell you. The Butterfly! Wiggum: He's crazy, boys. Get the taser. A tiny Bart with butterfly wings on his back, holding a gas can. He's laughing maniacally.
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Homer in the "Third Dimension." He and everything around him are computer animated. He's standing on a green grid. Shapes and math equations surround him. Homer: Did anyone see the movie Tron? Dr. Hibbert, in the Simpsons' living room: No. Everyone else says "No." in rapid succession. Chief Wiggum: Yes. I mean, no. No.
October 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Iraq War veteran Armin Tamzarian.
October 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM