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Frankenstein (2025)
Homer, moving boxes in the garage. Marge, Lisa, and Bart are watching from behind. Homer: But when I'm passionate about something I see it through to the end. A legless robot is behind one of the boxes. Its body is a bucket and its arms are a broom and a tennis racket. Robot: Father, give me legs. Homer throws the robot out onto the street. The robot painfully tries to move while Homer looks on disapprovingly. It's dragging its battery pack behind it. Robot: Father!
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Robot Jox (1989)
Bart and Homer next to their "robot" in an arena. Announcer: Join us next week for our title bout, when Knockahomer will try to unseat five-time defending champion... Announcer: Smashius Clay, A.K.A. Killhammad Aieee! A mechanical door opens and purple fog billows out. Professor Frink and his son operate a giant robot resembling ED-209 from Robocop.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Howling IV: The Original Nightmare (1988)
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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A Man for All Seasons (1966)
Marge standing on a tall building with a crowd of people watching from the ground. Homer rushes out and yells, "Marge, don't do it! Give divorce a chance!"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Lisa and the Devil (1973)
Barney in a supermarket, talking to a giant bottle of pancake syrup shaped like a woman. Barney: Excuse me, ma'am. Where are the lampshades? Barney accidentally knocks the bottle over. The bottle is on the ground and spilling syrup everywhere. Barney: Ma'am? Oh! I've killed her! Barney: It's all happening again! [sobbing, screaming]
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)
Krusty in a Dracula costume: Bleh! Hey! Hey! Krusty: Tonight, I'm going to suck! The cue card guy changed "Tonight I'm going to suck" for "Your blood" Krusty: Your blood!
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Howling III: The Marsupials (1987)
Bart and Homer having just stuck their feet in kangaroo pouching, now dripping with mucus. Homer: Eew! It's not like in cartoons. Bart: Yeah, there's a lot more mucus.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Ma (2019)
Homer on the street, pointing offscreen. Marge, as a cop, looks where he's pointing. Homer: I'm going to get some beer for those kids over there. Kearny, Jimbo Jones, and Dolph stand in an alley, giving thumbs up.
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf / Howling II: Stirba – Werewolf Bitch (1985)
Troy McClure: I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what you all came here to see -- hardcore nudity!
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1982)
Itchy is a barber and Scratchy is the costumer. Itchy is using normal scissors and a comb. Itchy takes out a razor blade and swings it at Scratchy's head. Itchy kicks away Scratchy's severed head. Blood sprays out of Scratchy's neck stump like a fountain and Itchy dances around it.
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922)
Mr. Burns, to Homer: It's company policy to give you the Plague.
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Peacemaker (Season 2)
Grampa Simpson, with his hand over his heart: And that's how I earned the Iron Cross.
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Peacemaker (Season 1)
Bart and Lisa in the Treehouse. Bart: Because... nobody ever suspects "The Butterfly" (laughing maniacally. A fantasy sequence where Skinner is being dragged off by the cops. The burning ruins of the school are in the background. Skinner: I didn't burn down the school. It was the Butterfly, I tell you. The Butterfly! Wiggum: He's crazy, boys. Get the taser. A tiny Bart with butterfly wings on his back, holding a gas can. He's laughing maniacally.
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Homer in the "Third Dimension." He and everything around him are computer animated. He's standing on a green grid. Shapes and math equations surround him. Homer: Did anyone see the movie Tron? Dr. Hibbert, in the Simpsons' living room: No. Everyone else says "No." in rapid succession. Chief Wiggum: Yes. I mean, no. No.
October 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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One Battle After Another (2025)
Hippies pull the tarp off their germ bomb while "Along the Watchtower" plays. Mona Simpson readies some wires attached to the clock on the bomb. All the hippies and Mona look on the finished germ bomb. Hippie leader: When this baby goes off, Burns' lab is going to be history, man. Germ history! The hippies walk off laughing. Hippie leader: Oh, man, I got the munchies.
October 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Paradise Lost (1674) by John Milton
Bart: What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules. Lisa and Laura Powers sigh wistfully as Bart looks on, frustrated.
October 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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The Howling (1981)
Kent Brockman hosting the news. The picture in the corner is of the Wolf-Man surrounded by question marks.
October 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Marge, Bart, and Lisa sitting on the couch angrily, covering their ears. An alarm buzzes. Marge: Turn it off, Homer! Homer, holding an alarm in this hand: It can't be turned off!
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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That A.I. video that's nostalgic for Walmart of the 00s.
Wolfguy Jack, in an ad for his 50s nostalgia cafe: Hey, remember the 50s? Remember television, Coca-Cola and Dick Clark? Homer (gasping): I remember television!
September 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
The Sea Captain is using a harpoon to fight a giant squid hanging off of the side of his boat. Music is playing on the radio. The Sea Captain stops fighting a pats the side of the squid. Sea Captain: Ah, Squiddy, I got nothing against you. Sea Captain: I just heard there was gold in your belly. Ha ha har ha ha har.
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Memnoch the Devil (1995) by Anne Rice
Lisa, to Bart: She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter and you're the Devil's cabana boy.
September 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)
Bart, reading from a book: Well, according to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground, Bart: So if we put stereo speakers on the ground and play something with a lot of bass those snakes will be in here like Oprah on a bakes ham.
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Madam Satan (1930)
The Duff Blimp, spiraling out of control. The blimp crashes into a radio tower, exploding. Kent Brockman: Oh, the humanity! Kent Brockman: Anyway, to turn on the store's severe tire damage spikes here's Little Miss Springfield.
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Krush Groove (1985)
A giant TV mounted in a wall otherwise covered in sneakers. The tv is being watched by Skinner, Lisa, and a crowd of rap musicians. On the TV is Bart performing at a rap concert. Bart (singing): Homer is a fat load Crowd (singing): Homer is a fat load.
September 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Lisa: All through history, self-anointed seers have predicted the end of the world, and they've always been wrong. Homer: But sweetheart, I have something they didn't have -- a good feeling about this.
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM