RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿
@simplynotnik.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ a fellow Indiana court jester 💛 and beloved by (8) cars 🚙
Lover of the 6Bs:
• Big dogs
• Bad puns
• Banana chips
• Bnimal Crossing
• The letter ‘🐝’
• Being legally distinct from Nintendo
Lover of the 6Bs:
• Big dogs
• Bad puns
• Banana chips
• Bnimal Crossing
• The letter ‘🐝’
• Being legally distinct from Nintendo
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I walked out to the road and there is no road
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I walked out to the road and there is no road
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What the fuck are we doing?
President Donald Trump imitated French President Emmanuel Macron's accent as he narrated their conversation, during which he pressured Macron into agreeing to triple drug prices by threatening a 25% tariff on all French imports to the U.S.
Trump taunts NATO ally by mocking his accent as tariff threat intensifies
www.irishstar.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
What the fuck are we doing?
Indiana: early voting for the primary election starts on April 7th. Email any representative, congressman, and local politician with your problems that you have with your community. Even a non-answer can help decide your vote. I asked about helping lower class families and AI/data centers
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Indiana: early voting for the primary election starts on April 7th. Email any representative, congressman, and local politician with your problems that you have with your community. Even a non-answer can help decide your vote. I asked about helping lower class families and AI/data centers
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I am not human until 11a. The fact that I have to interact with people starting at at least 9a is… criminal
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I am not human until 11a. The fact that I have to interact with people starting at at least 9a is… criminal
That moment when your binder is so stretched out it looks like it’s coming apart of the seams
January 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
That moment when your binder is so stretched out it looks like it’s coming apart of the seams
Saw a rare old man in his natural habitat today. He saw his shadow so he’s going back into hibernation for 6 more months of winter
January 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Saw a rare old man in his natural habitat today. He saw his shadow so he’s going back into hibernation for 6 more months of winter
I fear the mistakes I might make
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I fear the mistakes I might make
Can you please ask today’s lunch with peanut butter and vibes. Only because if I said peanut butter and crying, I would get asked what’s wrong
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Can you please ask today’s lunch with peanut butter and vibes. Only because if I said peanut butter and crying, I would get asked what’s wrong
Today is no brain cell day. Today you have no brain cell. If you have brain cell, give to fren in need. Do not keep the brain cell
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Today is no brain cell day. Today you have no brain cell. If you have brain cell, give to fren in need. Do not keep the brain cell
What I’ve done is diabolical
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
What I’ve done is diabolical
If you’re mentally weird like me and have trouble concentrating, just think of the “fast as fuck, boy” meme. Then for the next 2hrs, you’ll be fuck as fuck, boy.
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
If you’re mentally weird like me and have trouble concentrating, just think of the “fast as fuck, boy” meme. Then for the next 2hrs, you’ll be fuck as fuck, boy.
1 of my fav patients just said it sounds like I grew up in the 70s and my Spotify wrapped age (67) agrees
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
1 of my fav patients just said it sounds like I grew up in the 70s and my Spotify wrapped age (67) agrees
I’ve learned my lesson. I can never eat frozen fish for breakfast again… or perhaps for the rest of my life…
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I’ve learned my lesson. I can never eat frozen fish for breakfast again… or perhaps for the rest of my life…
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The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
Drinking + ep3 adventure time = I miss my gma
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Drinking + ep3 adventure time = I miss my gma
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would you still love me if i was a tiny soft baby bunny who needed love and attention 24/7 or else i die
January 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
would you still love me if i was a tiny soft baby bunny who needed love and attention 24/7 or else i die
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alright team let's all have a great day or die instantly
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
alright team let's all have a great day or die instantly
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don't bring a fork to a knife fight. And by knife fight I mean orgy. Because there won't be any pussy left to eat by the time you get there. So the fork is pretty fucking useless.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
don't bring a fork to a knife fight. And by knife fight I mean orgy. Because there won't be any pussy left to eat by the time you get there. So the fork is pretty fucking useless.
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.