RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿
@simplynotnik.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ a fellow Indiana court jester 💛 and beloved by (8) cars 🚙
Lover of the 6Bs:
• Big dogs
• Bad puns
• Banana chips
• Bnimal Crossing
• The letter ‘🐝’
• Being legally distinct from Nintendo
Lover of the 6Bs:
• Big dogs
• Bad puns
• Banana chips
• Bnimal Crossing
• The letter ‘🐝’
• Being legally distinct from Nintendo
Come to CVS, where are you, also, be confused as to why there are pictures of Greece hanging on the walls
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Come to CVS, where are you, also, be confused as to why there are pictures of Greece hanging on the walls
Spotify is really starting my day with a real one, though whether it’s good or bad is debatable
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Spotify is really starting my day with a real one, though whether it’s good or bad is debatable
I walked out to the road and there is no road
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I walked out to the road and there is no road
Indiana: early voting for the primary election starts on April 7th. Email any representative, congressman, and local politician with your problems that you have with your community. Even a non-answer can help decide your vote. I asked about helping lower class families and AI/data centers
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Indiana: early voting for the primary election starts on April 7th. Email any representative, congressman, and local politician with your problems that you have with your community. Even a non-answer can help decide your vote. I asked about helping lower class families and AI/data centers
Saw a rare old man in his natural habitat today. He saw his shadow so he’s going back into hibernation for 6 more months of winter
January 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Saw a rare old man in his natural habitat today. He saw his shadow so he’s going back into hibernation for 6 more months of winter
Thank you God for making me self-made/genderfluid/(they/them). Even if it is difficult, it is good to be what makes me me
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Thank you God for making me self-made/genderfluid/(they/them). Even if it is difficult, it is good to be what makes me me
Everybody in Indiana, call your representatives and tell them that anti-trans legislation is an asshole move and is unsafe for children
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Everybody in Indiana, call your representatives and tell them that anti-trans legislation is an asshole move and is unsafe for children
What a wild rebrand. Did anybody have this on their bingo card?
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What a wild rebrand. Did anybody have this on their bingo card?
I did make a necklace though (cause I can’t keep my hands still to save my life) so there’s definitely pros and cons
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I did make a necklace though (cause I can’t keep my hands still to save my life) so there’s definitely pros and cons
I’m sick today so instead of going to work I’m making bracelets for my friends for the holidays. (If you’re in the gc, you didn’t see this)
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m sick today so instead of going to work I’m making bracelets for my friends for the holidays. (If you’re in the gc, you didn’t see this)
THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SILENCE ME
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SILENCE ME
A visiting werewolf needed an emergency shave. I will accept no other reason as to why there is an empty razor box on the ground outside.
August 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A visiting werewolf needed an emergency shave. I will accept no other reason as to why there is an empty razor box on the ground outside.
Well guys it finally happened! My car fob is still perfectly intact condition
August 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Well guys it finally happened! My car fob is still perfectly intact condition
I’m physically falling apart. My arm hurts (giant ass bruise), my hand hurts (paper cut between 2 fingers), I threw up this morning (still came to work ‘cause ‘Murica), and my pen blew up. It’s not even my lunch break yet
August 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’m physically falling apart. My arm hurts (giant ass bruise), my hand hurts (paper cut between 2 fingers), I threw up this morning (still came to work ‘cause ‘Murica), and my pen blew up. It’s not even my lunch break yet
Still give blood but damn
August 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Still give blood but damn
This is a threat 😁😁😁 Donate Blood
August 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is a threat 😁😁😁 Donate Blood
Now for the best part, I have 8 minutes
July 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Now for the best part, I have 8 minutes
YEEEEEES I BEEEELIEVE
July 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
YEEEEEES I BEEEELIEVE
Give the dragon a little plant so that we may live to see another day
July 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Give the dragon a little plant so that we may live to see another day
Might fuck around and get kidnapped by the fae today
July 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Might fuck around and get kidnapped by the fae today
Why is there bad motel art in a dentist office? Why couldn’t it be whimsical poster about a tooth falling from a cliff like it just got Sparta killed? The quote could be “This is what you’re doing when you don’t brush your teeth”
July 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why is there bad motel art in a dentist office? Why couldn’t it be whimsical poster about a tooth falling from a cliff like it just got Sparta killed? The quote could be “This is what you’re doing when you don’t brush your teeth”
If there’s ever a live action remake of Nimona (and I really hope there isn’t), I think I found the guy to play Ballister
July 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If there’s ever a live action remake of Nimona (and I really hope there isn’t), I think I found the guy to play Ballister
PSA: get yourself emotional support rice
July 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
PSA: get yourself emotional support rice
You love to see it
July 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You love to see it