Simon
@simontalks.bsky.social
Runner, dad, husband, kind of cool guy.
Two men who should be banned from Schembechler Hall.
Afraid this search has reclaimed the work of Chris Balas and Pete Thamel, two villains of life itself. Big Boutros is in the dirt.
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Two men who should be banned from Schembechler Hall.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but counter tops are meant to have stuff on them. They don't always need to be clear. If they're always supposed to be clear why have them in the first place?
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but counter tops are meant to have stuff on them. They don't always need to be clear. If they're always supposed to be clear why have them in the first place?
Kevin O'Leary making YouTube videos telling me what I'm doing to prevent me from being rich but not talking about how the system is rigged against the non-ultra-wealthy.
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Kevin O'Leary making YouTube videos telling me what I'm doing to prevent me from being rich but not talking about how the system is rigged against the non-ultra-wealthy.
May Project 2025 go with it.
New in PN: Heritage Foundation killed by MAGA
"RIP to the Heritage Foundation, which functionally died this week, as its most prominent staffers made a beeline for the exit.
The Suspect: Trump and his posse of online shitposters.
The weapon: Antisemitism.
The room: Phoenix Convention Center."
"RIP to the Heritage Foundation, which functionally died this week, as its most prominent staffers made a beeline for the exit.
The Suspect: Trump and his posse of online shitposters.
The weapon: Antisemitism.
The room: Phoenix Convention Center."
Heritage Foundation killed by MAGA
Antisemitism in the GOP? The devil you say!
www.publicnotice.co
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
May Project 2025 go with it.
There aren't any good things happening in the economy, but if there are it's Trump. All the bad things are Biden's fault.
Sure sure.
Sure sure.
CNN: Is it Biden's economy or Trump's economy right now?
HASSETT: 4.3% GDP growth is happening because of Trump's policies, but Biden's policies did things like reduce real incomes
HASSETT: 4.3% GDP growth is happening because of Trump's policies, but Biden's policies did things like reduce real incomes
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There aren't any good things happening in the economy, but if there are it's Trump. All the bad things are Biden's fault.
Sure sure.
Sure sure.
Best Master of Ceremony ever. Please leave the Presidency and take everyone with you.
Trump: "Tell me what you think of my 'Master of Ceremony' abilities. If really good, would you like me to leave the Presidency in order to make “hosting” a full time job?"
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Best Master of Ceremony ever. Please leave the Presidency and take everyone with you.
First, I don't believe you. Second, if they're on full welfare, wouldn't that be a great reason to raise the minimum wage and get them OFF full welfare?
Rep. Comer: "The early numbers that I'm getting in on the Somalis in Minnesota is 75% of the Somalis in Minnesota are on full government assistance. That's full welfare."
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
First, I don't believe you. Second, if they're on full welfare, wouldn't that be a great reason to raise the minimum wage and get them OFF full welfare?
If only I could become rich and famous for being total fucking moron like Peter Navarro.
KERNEN: What you hear is tariffs are a tax on US companies, and when you tax something you get less of it. How do you dispute that?
NAVARRO: As soon as you add that third party -- foreign countries -- it becomes not a tax but a form of leverage and a beautiful thing
NAVARRO: As soon as you add that third party -- foreign countries -- it becomes not a tax but a form of leverage and a beautiful thing
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If only I could become rich and famous for being total fucking moron like Peter Navarro.
This shit again
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This shit again
Looking at how much value Brohm adds and where he's been, I think he'll do really well at Michigan. Considering 4 of the 6 names ahead of him probably aren't gettable, Jeff Brohm is likely the best available candidate that already has head coaching experience.
Coaching searches mean coaching value add models! I used rolling 25 years to predict the SP+ of a team the following year.
From there, attribute the diff of predicted and the actual to the head coach. E.g. model predicts you'll be +15 to SP+ and you're a +20. Head coach added 5 points.
From there, attribute the diff of predicted and the actual to the head coach. E.g. model predicts you'll be +15 to SP+ and you're a +20. Head coach added 5 points.
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Looking at how much value Brohm adds and where he's been, I think he'll do really well at Michigan. Considering 4 of the 6 names ahead of him probably aren't gettable, Jeff Brohm is likely the best available candidate that already has head coaching experience.
Now that no one believes that drag shows are a big deal, Republicans have moved on to Somalis.
Fine: "I'm talking to my colleagues about whether we want these fake Somali refugees - who come to our country, add no value, suck our resources, defraud our govt - whether we actually want them here. I don't think Ilhan Omar shouldn't be a member of Congress - I think she shouldn't be an American"
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Now that no one believes that drag shows are a big deal, Republicans have moved on to Somalis.
These dumbasses won the election and thought they'd take over the government authoritarian style and not have to face consequences, but they're so fucking stupid they couldn't do it. It's gonna be so great watching them all go to jail.
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
These dumbasses won the election and thought they'd take over the government authoritarian style and not have to face consequences, but they're so fucking stupid they couldn't do it. It's gonna be so great watching them all go to jail.
Shedeur Sanders ain't the guy. The offense is better? Maybe. It still sucks. He doesn't throw the ball fast enough and he always checks down. That's not NFL skill. That's high school shit.
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Shedeur Sanders ain't the guy. The offense is better? Maybe. It still sucks. He doesn't throw the ball fast enough and he always checks down. That's not NFL skill. That's high school shit.
Guy we never had to in the first place.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Guy we never had to in the first place.
4 times Shedeur Sanders has had the ball in his hands on 4th down this season and 4 times the ball hasn't left his hand. Absolute shit playing.
December 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
4 times Shedeur Sanders has had the ball in his hands on 4th down this season and 4 times the ball hasn't left his hand. Absolute shit playing.
Someone will have to explain to me one day why I have to dress up in nice clothes so my kids can meet Santa?
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Someone will have to explain to me one day why I have to dress up in nice clothes so my kids can meet Santa?
Are people actually surprised that the least transparent administration ever redacted practically everything in the Epstein files? And didn't release all of them. This is exactly what I expected them to do.
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Are people actually surprised that the least transparent administration ever redacted practically everything in the Epstein files? And didn't release all of them. This is exactly what I expected them to do.
I find it very interesting that the excuses made up for why Shedeur Sanders is a bad QB (injuries on the OL, wide receiver drops) were not given to Dillon Gabriel. It appears that Gabriel is just bad, while Sanders is working with less?
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I find it very interesting that the excuses made up for why Shedeur Sanders is a bad QB (injuries on the OL, wide receiver drops) were not given to Dillon Gabriel. It appears that Gabriel is just bad, while Sanders is working with less?
What
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What
I'll tell you what. Fedex has to be the least reliable form of delivery in our country. 2 days my package has been out for delivery. Still isn't here.
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'll tell you what. Fedex has to be the least reliable form of delivery in our country. 2 days my package has been out for delivery. Still isn't here.
Yeah, time to get Christianity out of the US!
Rep. Andy Ogles calls for a stop to all visas: "We've got to acknowledge there are certain religions and cultures that don't work here. They're incompatible with the West, with the United States of America ... they bring nothing to our nation except a drain on our resources."
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yeah, time to get Christianity out of the US!
Hand this idiot a piece of paper with the charges this guy was sent to prison for, let him read them live on TV, then ask him again.
COLLINS: Do you disagree with Trump's pardon of the former Honduran leader who was also indicted and convicted?
RICK SCOTT: I don't -- I never -- I never met the guy and I don't know anything about it
COLLINS: But do you approve of that pardon?
SCOTT: I don't know much about it
COLLINS: Ok
RICK SCOTT: I don't -- I never -- I never met the guy and I don't know anything about it
COLLINS: But do you approve of that pardon?
SCOTT: I don't know much about it
COLLINS: Ok
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hand this idiot a piece of paper with the charges this guy was sent to prison for, let him read them live on TV, then ask him again.
Breaking News: A company headed up by Elon Musk has low reliability.
please take a moment to appreciate Tesla's epic accomplishment of coming dead last in the auto industry in reliability, despite making relatively expensive cars with a tiny fraction of the moving parts
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Breaking News: A company headed up by Elon Musk has low reliability.
Everything that happens on Earth is a direct result of something Trump did. According to Trump.
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Everything that happens on Earth is a direct result of something Trump did. According to Trump.
Is Shedeur Sanders salary dependent on how long he holds the football? Because it sure fucking seems that way.
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Is Shedeur Sanders salary dependent on how long he holds the football? Because it sure fucking seems that way.