Simon
@simontalks.bsky.social
Runner, dad, husband, kind of cool guy.
These dumbasses won the election and thought they'd take over the government authoritarian style and not have to face consequences, but they're so fucking stupid they couldn't do it. It's gonna be so great watching them all go to jail.
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
These dumbasses won the election and thought they'd take over the government authoritarian style and not have to face consequences, but they're so fucking stupid they couldn't do it. It's gonna be so great watching them all go to jail.
The entire Republican Party thinks prayer is a substitute for action. If they didn't, there would be common sense gun laws in place.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The entire Republican Party thinks prayer is a substitute for action. If they didn't, there would be common sense gun laws in place.
No puzzle game infuriates me on a daily basis as the purple category in the Connections does.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No puzzle game infuriates me on a daily basis as the purple category in the Connections does.
It'd be interesting to see if anyone Trump has pardoned in this second term was actually someone who should have gotten a pardon and not a criminal.
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It'd be interesting to see if anyone Trump has pardoned in this second term was actually someone who should have gotten a pardon and not a criminal.
Trump: Our jobs numbers are great. There are so many jobs.
The jobs report:
The jobs report:
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trump: Our jobs numbers are great. There are so many jobs.
The jobs report:
The jobs report:
I've had some great and some terrible starting positions when playing Civ 6, but this one takes the cake:
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I've had some great and some terrible starting positions when playing Civ 6, but this one takes the cake:
It must have been a quiet night elsewhere if I wake up in the morning and all my feed contains is @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It must have been a quiet night elsewhere if I wake up in the morning and all my feed contains is @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social
Somewhere Mike Johnson is wondering why he lied for 3 weeks straight
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Somewhere Mike Johnson is wondering why he lied for 3 weeks straight
There's this wild thing you can do, which is what I did. Google whether or not polls are open in Kentucky (They're not). It's still using your phone, but in a less social way.
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There's this wild thing you can do, which is what I did. Google whether or not polls are open in Kentucky (They're not). It's still using your phone, but in a less social way.
State of Ohio football.
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
State of Ohio football.
We could be exploring the galaxy by now except we elected the only group of idiots in the galaxy to find a "journalist" who would read "paramilitary" as "parliamentary".
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
We could be exploring the galaxy by now except we elected the only group of idiots in the galaxy to find a "journalist" who would read "paramilitary" as "parliamentary".
How long before MTG just decides to become a democrat?
October 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How long before MTG just decides to become a democrat?
I found a picture of the original leaders of the ANTIFA movement to help conservatives figure out what ANTIFA actually means
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I found a picture of the original leaders of the ANTIFA movement to help conservatives figure out what ANTIFA actually means
Hegseth found a group of women who turned down his advances.
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hegseth found a group of women who turned down his advances.
In this case, radicalized = educated. Republicans don't like people being smart, because smart people don't vote for them.
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In this case, radicalized = educated. Republicans don't like people being smart, because smart people don't vote for them.
Bro they're not matching because he lied to you. You should start a movement to remove him from his position. Grow a spine.
September 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bro they're not matching because he lied to you. You should start a movement to remove him from his position. Grow a spine.
Republicans don't want people to know that Donald Trump fucked underage girls.
July 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Republicans don't want people to know that Donald Trump fucked underage girls.
This would be true if illegal immigrants were able to get benefits, but they really aren't. They qualify for SOME, but Republicans are acting like the only people on medicare and medicaid are illegal immigrants.
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This would be true if illegal immigrants were able to get benefits, but they really aren't. They qualify for SOME, but Republicans are acting like the only people on medicare and medicaid are illegal immigrants.
I don't live in Ohio anymore, but as a native Clevelander this pisses me off.
1. Don't leave Cleveland for a suburb.
2. Use your own damn money
3. Produce a team that competes on the field at a high level.
A new stadium won't make the Browns franchise not dysfunctional.
1. Don't leave Cleveland for a suburb.
2. Use your own damn money
3. Produce a team that competes on the field at a high level.
A new stadium won't make the Browns franchise not dysfunctional.
July 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I don't live in Ohio anymore, but as a native Clevelander this pisses me off.
1. Don't leave Cleveland for a suburb.
2. Use your own damn money
3. Produce a team that competes on the field at a high level.
A new stadium won't make the Browns franchise not dysfunctional.
1. Don't leave Cleveland for a suburb.
2. Use your own damn money
3. Produce a team that competes on the field at a high level.
A new stadium won't make the Browns franchise not dysfunctional.
This woman is 88 years old. This the opposite of what Democrats need.
June 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This woman is 88 years old. This the opposite of what Democrats need.
Verizon just emailed me. Round up my bill and they'll double my donation. How about the company that's worth $172 billion just donates to charity?
June 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Verizon just emailed me. Round up my bill and they'll double my donation. How about the company that's worth $172 billion just donates to charity?
They keep talking about "Biden's Open Border" policies, like border crossings weren't down A LOT during Biden's term. But then again, they'll say just about anything these days.
June 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
They keep talking about "Biden's Open Border" policies, like border crossings weren't down A LOT during Biden's term. But then again, they'll say just about anything these days.
Pam Bondi wouldn't know an elite educational institution if it slapped her in the face.
June 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Pam Bondi wouldn't know an elite educational institution if it slapped her in the face.