The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
Minister of Finance for @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Member of Parliament for Rimouski-Neigette-Témiscouata-Les Basques
Proud Polar Patriot ❄️🐻❄️
BUILD THE (ice) WALL. FREEZE THE DEBT. BUILD THE IGLOOS. AXE THE TAX. RELEASE THE SITH FILES
MPSP Parody
Member of Parliament for Rimouski-Neigette-Témiscouata-Les Basques
Proud Polar Patriot ❄️🐻❄️
BUILD THE (ice) WALL. FREEZE THE DEBT. BUILD THE IGLOOS. AXE THE TAX. RELEASE THE SITH FILES
MPSP Parody
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📍 LIVE: The Minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue is debating Government Bill C-2 in the House of Commons.
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📍 EN DIRECT : Le ministre des Finances et du Revenu National Gêlé débat le projet de loi gouvernemental C-2 à la Chambre des communes.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
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📍 EN DIRECT : Le ministre des Finances et du Revenu National Gêlé débat le projet de loi gouvernemental C-2 à la Chambre des communes.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
📍 LIVE: The Minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue is debating Government Bill C-2 in the House of Commons.
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📍 EN DIRECT : Le ministre des Finances et du Revenu National Gêlé débat le projet de loi gouvernemental C-2 à la Chambre des communes.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
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📍 EN DIRECT : Le ministre des Finances et du Revenu National Gêlé débat le projet de loi gouvernemental C-2 à la Chambre des communes.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
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The Shadow Minister and my Critic for Canadian Heritage (@ayeshampsp.bsky.social) ENDORSED using Lightsabers as a “tool” for teaching children. Ergo, scar and punish them.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The Shadow Minister and my Critic for Canadian Heritage (@ayeshampsp.bsky.social) ENDORSED using Lightsabers as a “tool” for teaching children. Ergo, scar and punish them.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
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The PPC must be reprimanded for their most concerning use of AI deepfake technology in official messaging. Apprehensive. I am formally requesting the Ethics Commissioner pursue the use of deepfake technology and its implication for data security. Perchance
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
The PPC must be reprimanded for their most concerning use of AI deepfake technology in official messaging. Apprehensive. I am formally requesting the Ethics Commissioner pursue the use of deepfake technology and its implication for data security. Perchance
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🎶When’s the cat’s away, the mice will play…🎶
This guy clearly wants his Leader’s Job. Who else from the Jedi caucus will be auditioning for the upcoming Jedi Leadership election ?
This guy clearly wants his Leader’s Job. Who else from the Jedi caucus will be auditioning for the upcoming Jedi Leadership election ?
WATCH: Making ends meet in the PPC’s Canada is an impossible endeavour!
January 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
🎶When’s the cat’s away, the mice will play…🎶
This guy clearly wants his Leader’s Job. Who else from the Jedi caucus will be auditioning for the upcoming Jedi Leadership election ?
This guy clearly wants his Leader’s Job. Who else from the Jedi caucus will be auditioning for the upcoming Jedi Leadership election ?
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STEP DOWN ❎
STEP UP ✅
Step up for Canadians!
Vive Le Canada Froid!!!!
STEP UP ✅
Step up for Canadians!
Vive Le Canada Froid!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
STEP DOWN ❎
STEP UP ✅
Step up for Canadians!
Vive Le Canada Froid!!!!
STEP UP ✅
Step up for Canadians!
Vive Le Canada Froid!!!!
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Au lieu de participer à la bataille entre les Jedi et le PPC et de soutenir le peuple canadien et les membres de son parti, le très honorable Roméo Ntwari a préféré aller se faire couper les cheveux.
Résultat: l'un de ses ministres a été fait prisonnier politique et les Jedi exigent une rançon.
Au lieu de participer à la bataille entre les Jedi et le PPC et de soutenir le peuple canadien et les membres de son parti, le très honorable Roméo Ntwari a préféré aller se faire couper les cheveux.
Résultat: l'un de ses ministres a été fait prisonnier politique et les Jedi exigent une rançon.
January 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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With our Snow Rebate Program, Canadians citizens with excess snow will be able to sell it and receive rewarding checks from our government. This will ensure an equal snowfall everywhere, and will put money directly into the pockets of Canadians ❄️
Talking to the residents of this beautiful island this past week, it is clear to me that people here want to see SNOW ❄️
With the rising of the house, I will brief @imene-mpsp.bsky.social and @evanroche.bsky.social to take Canadian coolness onto the international stage @polarmpsp.bsky.social
With the rising of the house, I will brief @imene-mpsp.bsky.social and @evanroche.bsky.social to take Canadian coolness onto the international stage @polarmpsp.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
With our Snow Rebate Program, Canadians citizens with excess snow will be able to sell it and receive rewarding checks from our government. This will ensure an equal snowfall everywhere, and will put money directly into the pockets of Canadians ❄️
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THE JEDI LEADERSHIP CIRCUS IS OFFICIALLY OPEN. 🎪
Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back.
If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.
Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back.
If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
THE JEDI LEADERSHIP CIRCUS IS OFFICIALLY OPEN. 🎪
Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back.
If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.
Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back.
If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.
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Here at the PPC, we value working with all Arctic creatures and beings, especially those that have faced Jedi persecution. As such, we are opening recruitment to Wampas in the Armed Forces, strengthening our defensive capabilities to fully command the tundra.
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Here at the PPC, we value working with all Arctic creatures and beings, especially those that have faced Jedi persecution. As such, we are opening recruitment to Wampas in the Armed Forces, strengthening our defensive capabilities to fully command the tundra.
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As one of my first acts as Minister of Defence, I will be officially renaming the Canadian Armed Forces to the “Canadian Polar Bear Armed Forces”. In accordance with our nation’s polar essence, our government’s motto for Canada’s national defence strategy is: “Chill out, or get iced out.”
January 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
As one of my first acts as Minister of Defence, I will be officially renaming the Canadian Armed Forces to the “Canadian Polar Bear Armed Forces”. In accordance with our nation’s polar essence, our government’s motto for Canada’s national defence strategy is: “Chill out, or get iced out.”
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BREAKING: Jedi Finance critic endorses our Polar plan to axe the Cold Tax, remove GST off frozen goods, remove taxes that will save families between 6-7,000$ per year and balance the budget!!!🔥🔥
WATCH: Making ends meet in the PPC’s Canada is an impossible endeavour!
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
BREAKING: Jedi Finance critic endorses our Polar plan to axe the Cold Tax, remove GST off frozen goods, remove taxes that will save families between 6-7,000$ per year and balance the budget!!!🔥🔥
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The Jedi leader dodged congratulating the government for creating 67,000 new jobs in the iceberg industry this month. Where is she ?
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La Cheffe Jedi a évité de féliciter le gouvernement pour la création de 67,000 emplois dans l’industrie des icebergs ce mois-ci. Où se cache-t-elle ?
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La Cheffe Jedi a évité de féliciter le gouvernement pour la création de 67,000 emplois dans l’industrie des icebergs ce mois-ci. Où se cache-t-elle ?
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The Jedi leader dodged congratulating the government for creating 67,000 new jobs in the iceberg industry this month. Where is she ?
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La Cheffe Jedi a évité de féliciter le gouvernement pour la création de 67,000 emplois dans l’industrie des icebergs ce mois-ci. Où se cache-t-elle ?
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La Cheffe Jedi a évité de féliciter le gouvernement pour la création de 67,000 emplois dans l’industrie des icebergs ce mois-ci. Où se cache-t-elle ?
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“Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social says the work was tough, but putting Canada first and ending the Preschool-Jedi’s childish, job-killing preschool fantasies is what jump-started employment.” — Edmonton Journal
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
“Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social says the work was tough, but putting Canada first and ending the Preschool-Jedi’s childish, job-killing preschool fantasies is what jump-started employment.” — Edmonton Journal
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ICYMI: The Speech from the Throne will be delivered tomorrow at 4pm—by His Excellency, Right Hon. Governor General of 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
ICYMI: The Speech from the Throne will be delivered tomorrow at 4pm—by His Excellency, Right Hon. Governor General of 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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Hey look, Mom. I made it. 🥹
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hey look, Mom. I made it. 🥹
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Headed to Ottawa to represent the good people of Winnipeg North. Thank you to all my constituents who have placed their confidence in me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social . Together, we will deliver a strong, cold, and safe Canada for ourselves, and generations to come.
#cold#ppcmpsp
#cold#ppcmpsp
January 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Headed to Ottawa to represent the good people of Winnipeg North. Thank you to all my constituents who have placed their confidence in me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social . Together, we will deliver a strong, cold, and safe Canada for ourselves, and generations to come.
#cold#ppcmpsp
#cold#ppcmpsp
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1/2 Canadians gave us a clear mandate: to stand up for our country and build a strong economy that works for everyone.
To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination.
Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:
To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination.
Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
1/2 Canadians gave us a clear mandate: to stand up for our country and build a strong economy that works for everyone.
To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination.
Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:
To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination.
Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:
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2/2 La population Canadienne nous a donné un mandat clair : nous tenir debout pour ce pays et bâtir une économie forte.
Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination.
Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :
Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination.
Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
2/2 La population Canadienne nous a donné un mandat clair : nous tenir debout pour ce pays et bâtir une économie forte.
Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination.
Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :
Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination.
Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :
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The greatest, most coldest government in history 😤🥶
With the largest seat count WIN in all history of MPSP, I think i deserve 6-7 free drinks from the Worst Prime Minister with the fewest govt seat count in all history of MPSP. @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social
Whoever wins the election gets 1 free drink from me at the day 1 after party, in recognition of their will-be accomplishment. Hold me to this.
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The greatest, most coldest government in history 😤🥶
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Honoured to work alongside @alexandre-bloskie.bsky.social to bring back free trade with New Frengland. We have been strategizing our approach, and we are confident that our plan outlined in Bill C-67 will drop all tariffs. 🇨🇦
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Honoured to work alongside @alexandre-bloskie.bsky.social to bring back free trade with New Frengland. We have been strategizing our approach, and we are confident that our plan outlined in Bill C-67 will drop all tariffs. 🇨🇦
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There have been three consecutive snow days for schools in my riding of Brampton North-Caledon… foreshadowing? ❄️☃️
Get hype.
- Your PPC Minister of Jobs and Families
#jediscouldnever
#jedisfearfun
#snowdays4life
Get hype.
- Your PPC Minister of Jobs and Families
#jediscouldnever
#jedisfearfun
#snowdays4life
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
There have been three consecutive snow days for schools in my riding of Brampton North-Caledon… foreshadowing? ❄️☃️
Get hype.
- Your PPC Minister of Jobs and Families
#jediscouldnever
#jedisfearfun
#snowdays4life
Get hype.
- Your PPC Minister of Jobs and Families
#jediscouldnever
#jedisfearfun
#snowdays4life
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Bro doesn’t know about the constitutional Cabinet Secrecy !
January 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Bro doesn’t know about the constitutional Cabinet Secrecy !
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Well said! Governing Canada means facing our cool identity, not escaping is in a flying car like this corrupt Preschool-Jedi government has been doing for the past 6-7 years.
The only thing hibernating right now is the Jedi Party. While the Jedis fear the cold and go take a nap the PPC will be there ready to deliver for Canadians when the house returns this coming week!
Although our jokes may not be “cool” I can assure you our policies literally and figuratively are. ❄️🌨️
Although our jokes may not be “cool” I can assure you our policies literally and figuratively are. ❄️🌨️
67 jokes in the big 26 🥀💔
Wake up from hibernation unc! This aint 2025 anymore. Canadiens need a government connected to reality not to igloos and snowmobiles
#BringTheEwoks
Wake up from hibernation unc! This aint 2025 anymore. Canadiens need a government connected to reality not to igloos and snowmobiles
#BringTheEwoks
January 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Well said! Governing Canada means facing our cool identity, not escaping is in a flying car like this corrupt Preschool-Jedi government has been doing for the past 6-7 years.
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i ❤️ frozen food
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
i ❤️ frozen food